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Drinking is more work than it's worth and I need at least 6 hours of sleep to function the next day :rip:

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You spending day and night on russian/ukrainian music discussion megathread (like me!):bibliahh:

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20th anniversary of anything you like.

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Wtf is wrong with you ***uettes?? The straights aspire to be us! Don't let them down!
 

Change your attitude! Mind over matter! Keep dancing until you need that knee replacement!

 

Watch these leeeegs! 

 

 

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Researching Botox and fillers. 

 

:suburban:

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4 hours ago, rhaenyra said:

Biggest sign of aging for me is definitely finding a good furniture or appliance and getting excited about it

nnnn this for me as well. I was getting a new vacuum delivered last week and that was probably the most excited i've been in months :skull:

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I don't experience FOMO anymore.

 

I'd rather spend my money on traveling and concerts than going to the club every weekend.

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also i noticed just the other day that i keep clearing my throat like an old man HELP :rip:

it's giving

 

 

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Your immediate family starts dying

:suburban:


 

Less than 4 months in 2024 and I had already lost my dad and brother 

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1 hour ago, Zeferino said:

Your immediate family starts dying

:suburban:


 

Less than 4 months in 2024 and I had already lost my dad and brother 

Oh I'm sorry to hear that. 

 

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When a former coworker/now friend invites you to their bday party… you get there and everyone is way younger than you…:suburban:

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drinking wine? my friends make fun of me for liking wine 

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Gay death came and went and you didn't even notice

 

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some friends told me that i recently had my twink death so...i'm hairy, a bit fat, not a twink anymore at least my ass is bigger

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It's always the YouTube comment section for me. I was watching a video about 9/11 the other day and half the comments were "I wasn't even born yet but it still makes me sad to watch this" when I remember it like it was yesterday. 

 

Then they'll comment on music videos from 2021 saying "Boy, those were the days" as if it was a super long time ago when to me that still may as well be brand new.

 

But then if a song is too much older than that they'll say "I never heard of this until it was on ___ Netflix show" and I'll be thinking "What?! How did you not know this song before then? I've heard it everywhere pretty much my entire life." 

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the loss of volume in my under-eye area. bags are a little more visible.

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On 6/12/2024 at 8:06 AM, shyboi said:

drinking wine? my friends make fun of me for liking wine 

only if you drink it in the daytime sis

 

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I was feeling nostalgic towards college a few days ago

 

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When your high school years feel like an eternity ago.

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Taking Metamucil in the morning. Wtf.  😳

 

and listening to old music from the 90s, have PJ Harvey's, is this desire, album on repeat. 

 

 

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On 6/13/2024 at 4:25 AM, goverm3nth0ker said:

some friends told me that i recently had my twink death so...i'm hairy, a bit fat, not a twink anymore at least my ass is bigger

Intermittent fasting will wind back the twink clock. 

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