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1 hour ago, qegqeg said:

I'm yelling timber 

 

:ryan3:

It's going down 

 

:chick2:

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The bitter, jealous girls in here thinking this is destroying Taylor's career or something when in reality it's only radicalizing her ULTRAMASSIVE fanbase even more because they love to protect her. Keep trashing her lol 

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Karens coven members are spiraling.  

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The mixed reviews are due to a combination of factors.
 

 

#1 - She's TOO famous. It's starting to make people uncomfortable. They feel the need to "knock her back down where she belongs."
 

#2 - the album is too long and she's overexposed. It's a surprising faux-pas for her. The triumph of Midnights/The Eras Tour should have led to a break for at least a year, not 30 more songs.

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3 hours ago, Blade Runner said:

The bitter, jealous girls in here thinking this is destroying Taylor's career or something when in reality it's only radicalizing her ULTRAMASSIVE fanbase even more because they love to protect her. Keep trashing her lol 

Taylor is to the Swifties what Trump is to the MAGA Republicans.

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2 minutes ago, spree said:

Taylor is to the Swifties what Trump is to the MAGA Republicans.

Pathetic and f+cking nasty comparison. 

 

Y'all are just making her bigger and bigger lol Suffer. 

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3 hours ago, perfillusion said:

The mixed reviews are due to a combination of factors.
 

 

#1 - She's TOO famous. It's starting to make people uncomfortable. They feel the need to "knock her back down where she belongs."
 

#2 - the album is too long and she's overexposed. It's a surprising faux-pas for her. The triumph of Midnights/The Eras Tour should have led to a break for at least a year, not 30 more songs.

Third and most importantly; the album is just not on par with her best work. When you are THE artist of the world atm you can't deliver mediocrity. 
 

It also didn't help that Cowboy Carter was released before this. People are seeing a clear difference in quality and talent. The CC album is more than just music. Just like Michael Jackson and Madonna, Bey is breaking social barriers. Then Taylors album dropped; which people are not only finding mediocre, but also makes them think that she is adding very little or nothing to the bigger landscape beyond emo tween heartbreak songs.

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Tattooed golden retriever or whatever did that.

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17 hours ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

streets are saying Ajay hated every song :rip: 

 

can anyone subscribed to her Patreon confirm?

 

If that's true then she's probably afraid to drop the review/reaction especially after what Selena stans did her after "Salina Move"  :rip: 

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Anyone seen Ajays review? It's locked behind her Patreon. Is she trying to milk the Swifties?

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The biggest albums - or some of them - have the worst reviews. Like Mariah's Music Box has a rating of approx... 56 / 100 and sold 27 million copies. 

 

albums that critics hate, are often the ones that the GP loves. 

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1 minute ago, stevyy said:

The biggest albums - or some of them - have the worst reviews. Like Mariah's Music Box has a rating of approx... 56 / 100 and sold 27 million copies. 

 

albums that critics hate, are often the ones that the GP loves. 

Critics are just a tool to drag popstars. I don't think anyone listen to a record because of a review.

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14 hours ago, Blade Runner said:

The bitter, jealous girls in here thinking this is destroying Taylor's career or something when in reality it's only radicalizing her ULTRAMASSIVE fanbase even more because they love to protect her. Keep trashing her lol 

Imagine thinking you're protecting a grown ass woman you DONT know who is also a billionaire. Check yourself into a mental asylum 

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I'm surprised we haven't gotten more videos of Swifties crying like that one girl in Australia over this

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Weird how we are not allowed to protect our fave artist

yet you guys are allowed to hate on her

 

what a ******* clown :laugh:

 

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51 minutes ago, Alexz said:

Critics are just a tool to drag popstars. I don't think anyone listen to a record because of a review.

very true. I've never come across anyone who even knows about critics scores... 

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39 minutes ago, newaespa said:

Weird how we are not allowed to protect our fave artist

yet you guys are allowed to hate on her

 

what a ******* clown :laugh:

 

I think this whole ordeal originated in Swifties denying that regular people felt under whelmed by the album by attacking them with the ever same schtick, citing Spotify numbers and or dragging whoever was in their avatars. 

 

The album debuts at #5 on my personal chart... and I have been labelled a bitter boomer as well. I don't think real life boomers would know who she is. By Boomers I think of 70/80 year old people. (at least in my country, Boomers mostly only know local acts from the 70s and 80s). 

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1 hour ago, Gaia said:

Imagine thinking you're protecting a grown ass woman you DONT know who is also a billionaire. Check yourself into a mental asylum 

LMFAOOOOOO.

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On 4/26/2024 at 4:46 AM, KevinKDC said:

Third and most importantly; the album is just not on par with her best work. When you are THE artist of the world atm you can't deliver mediocrity. 
 

It also didn't help that Cowboy Carter was released before this. People are seeing a clear difference in quality and talent. The CC album is more than just music. Just like Michael Jackson and Madonna, Bey is breaking social barriers. Then Taylors album dropped; which people are not only finding mediocre, but also makes them think that she is adding very little or nothing to the bigger landscape beyond emo tween heartbreak songs.

"People are seeing a clear difference in quality and talent"

 

Literally WHO, certainly not streaming users nor people that consume music in physical formats. 

 

If Beyonce's music was THAT impactful to begin with, her (not even) ONE month old album would still generate casual conversations out there, but it seems like not even the Hive is f*cking with it. All that critical praise and the music is NOT being listened nor bought by almost anybody. 

 

OT: The general consensus of fans and casual listeners alike is that this album is in her Top 5 at least, and no amount of reviews by the Simon Cowell of critics (Anthony) nor the incel circle jerk forum at AOTY.org will change that!:giraffe:

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I love a Taylor bop as much as any midwestern white girl, but it's really not hard to see that this is her worst work. The lyrics are beyond cringe and there's nothing of substance. Of course it'll smash but man is it a bad body of work :deadvision:

 

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For a record-breaking cultural juggernaut, The Tortured Poets Department sounds oddly dated.

 

These are sadly outnumbered by bland filler and compromised by an overwhelming sense of stasis. Swift may be at the height of her commercial powers, but could this be the beginning of her artistic decline? I hope not, but nothing lasts for ever. Not even music review websites.

 

https://www.noripcord.com/reviews/music/taylor-swift/tortured-poets-department

 

6/10

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On 4/26/2024 at 7:31 PM, YellowRibbon said:

"People are seeing a clear difference in quality and talent"

 

Literally WHO, certainly not streaming users nor people that consume music in physical formats. 

 

If Beyonce's music was THAT impactful to begin with, her album (not even) ONE month old album would generate still generate casual conversations out there, but it seems like not even the Hive is f*cking with it. All that critical praise and the music is NOT being listened nor bought by almost anybody. 

 

OT: The general consensus of fans and casual listeners alike is that this album is in her Top 5 at least, and no amount of reviews by the Simon Cowell of critics (Anthony) nor the incel circle jerk forum at AOTY.org will change that!:giraffe:

Oh dear! 

 

Cowboy Carter not only broke streaming records but has also had a massive impact on music, country music, business, fashion and culture… What is more incredible is the fact she is bringing her people with her by helping the increase of streams etc for lessor known country artists. All within "a month". 
 

Listen to Cowboy Carter gurl. If you have already and don't like it. Sorry

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