Cruel Summer Posted April 6 Posted April 6 I'm literally just now realizing how point-blank ridiculous/unreasonable it is that her standard is so high right now that a first week that ties the highest debut that any other artist has done since ******* Reputation would be lowkey considered a mega-bomb for TTPD like what the actual ****, her status is insane, ugh legend 2 1
PoisonedIvy Posted April 6 Posted April 6 (edited) Let me open a thread titled "Swiftie Only: TTPD Opening Predictions?” so that we can mass spam/vote the 750K and below options. We gotta start spreading those lowered expectations ASAP Edited April 6 by PoisonedIvy 7
Vespertine Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Flop tweet. The Cock and Ball Torture Department is going to flop so hard oh wow. 1
PoisonedIvy Posted April 6 Posted April 6 4 minutes ago, Vespertine said: The Cock and Ball Torture Department is going to flop so hard As one of my favorite Klossers here, I'm sure you're one of the few with the wits to understand just how painfully over-the-top "But Daddy I Love Him" and "I Can Fix Him (No Really, I Can)” are with their heteronormative themes And how those motifs will sail right over the Hetlors heads 3
Tusk Posted April 6 Posted April 6 2 minutes ago, Vespertine said: Flop tweet. The Cock and Ball Torture Department is going to flop so hard oh wow. She's lost: -Gaylors -Haylors -Soccer Moms due to concert ticket prices/The VS Chair -Country Fans (Beyonce stole) -MAGA -Zionist because she went to Ramy's Stand-Up -New Yorkers because she is never there anymore -rep fans because she hasn't released the TV It's over. 10
Vespertine Posted April 6 Posted April 6 10 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said: As one of my favorite Kl*****rs here, I'm sure you're one of the few with the wits to understand just how painfully over-the-top "But Daddy I Love Him" and "I Can Fix Him (No Really, I Can)” are with their heteronormative themes And how those motifs will sail right over the Hetlors heads The fact that "But Daddy I Love Him" is from the Little Mermaid, the gayest movie of all time, ugh Her sapphic mind. Cannot wait to unpack these (critically panned streaming poison) songs. 2 4
Cruel Summer Posted April 6 Posted April 6 We'll never truly lose the Gaylors - we'll stand in solidarity with them in line at every local Target on release day to buy every variant they have of The Tortured Lesbians Subaru Dealership 3 2
Vespertine Posted April 6 Posted April 6 10 minutes ago, Tusk said: She's lost: -Gaylors -New Yorkers because she is never there anymore -rep fans because she hasn't released the TV It's over. When you're all three, oh it's so rough out here. 2
enchanted0 Posted April 6 Posted April 6 when the release day is over and Spotify hasn't tweeted anything 7
Monster Queen Posted April 6 Posted April 6 5 minutes ago, enchanted0 said: when the release day is over and Spotify hasn't tweeted anything I will log off, uninstall all of my social media app, take a sleeping pill and directly go to bed (then sobbing for two hours)
ATRL Moderator wehavetostan Posted April 6 ATRL Moderator Posted April 6 I'm praying whoever said this the album was similar to Ceremonials was right. Could yall imagine if we had a song with production like this 3
Klein Posted April 6 Posted April 6 3 hours ago, wastedpotential said: @Klein, just know that I'm praying you get Renegade and Carolina as surprise songs on the Eras tour now that she's acknowledged their existence (I'd also manifest Birch for you too but I think that's way too much of an ask of her nnn) I made a list of 20 songs that I truly truly want as surprise songs, and if I get even one of them I can deal with all the others being flops. Best believe Renegade and Carolina are on it. And yes, Birch too because I'm delusional 1 1
Roger21 Posted April 6 Posted April 6 6 minutes ago, FolkLover1989 said: Yeah her tweet flopped Something is definitely not right 500k debut coming Spoiler 500k in first 30 minutes
Migs30283 Posted April 6 Posted April 6 17 minutes ago, FolkLover1989 said: Yeah her tweet flopped Something is definitely not right Now watch Taylor get 5 TTPD tracks more than 15 million first day streams on Global Spotify with fortnight leading with more than 20 million streams on first day.
Tusk Posted April 6 Posted April 6 4 minutes ago, ALA said: Man people are really going to town with these Playlist placements It's laughable at the thesis statements that are on Twitter.
Taylor fanboy Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Playlists? It's giving ME! release week playlists flashbacks @Magickarp I'm scared! The parallels are too much. 2
omrimayo Posted April 6 Posted April 6 So now we all freaking out about tweet likes? That's a first! We can't win. We're ruining ourself…
TROPICUM Posted April 6 Posted April 6 the absolute meltdowns are always so fun to watch when she's obviously about to release her opus but let me join — the american fans said NO to her editions Kayleigh from minnesota is TIRED of her daughter McNavy asking for more Tay merch when she sold her 2019 Nissan to go to the Eras tour Taylor coming out as a MALE lover heteronormative trad gf making her lose the LESBIANS NFL fans boycott her album after their unhinged behavior during the superbowl country fans drop her for cowboy carter… tree admires her reflection in that black mirror as she turns off her ipad, only 200k retweets in 5 hours a day before the release, when she used to pull triple of those numbers. she grabs a glass of wine and calls zane lowe…. the album drops, they wait for a song to stand out to make it the lead single ALL songs stall and drop the next week. some cry, some unstan, some drop their TS sticker-covered macbook to the ground. The 30s and 40s reviews start coming in shortly its over 2
Migs30283 Posted April 6 Posted April 6 Just now, TROPICUM said: the absolute meltdowns are always so fun to watch when she's obviously about to release her opus but let me join — the american fans said NO to her editions Kayleigh from minnesota is TIRED of her daughter McNavy asking for more Tay merch when she sold her 2019 Nissan to go to the Eras tour Taylor coming out as a MALE lover heteronormative trad gf making her lose the LESBIANS NFL fans boycott her album after their unhinged behavior during the superbowl country fans drop her for cowboy carter… tree admires her reflection in that black mirror as she turns off her ipad, only 200k retweets in 5 hours a day before the release, when she used to pull triple of those numbers. she grabs a glass of wine and calls zane lowe…. the album drops, they wait for a song to stand out to make it the lead single ALL songs stall and drop the next week. some cry, some unstan, some drop their TS sticker-covered macbook to the ground. The 30s and 40s reviews start coming in shortly its over people who are saying that TTPD album will have critical and commercial failure are delusional
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