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5 hours ago, Kevin2803 said:

 

I don't really get the point, after watching the trailer. It didn't really seem to have a much higher budget than "Last Shift". But it does seem to give a little bit more backstory than the original. 

I like what i see. I jumped at one part of the trailer. Lol. It looks like it got a little, just a little more budget. Lol. Excited for this!

 

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I'm pretty ok with the rate except a few places for some movies. Glad it was a hit! We should make a list with what movies are already released this year to not miss anything for next year.

 

Good job on the rate, @ChapelHooker

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GODbarian got robbed i fear! :monkey: Happy for Mia Goth domination tho. All in all it’s a great top 5

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13 hours ago, Walk_Away21 said:

Barbarian #3?! Yall have NO taste. It deserved #1. We were robbed!

 

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Even smile was better than Perl, X or nope

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Never ever been more dissatisfied with a list before.

 

Barbarian and Black Phone deserved better.

 

Anyone can create a full list?

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PEARL THE STAR I KNEW YOU WERE :clap3: 

 

Anyways, Old >>>> Knock at The Cabin

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13 minutes ago, Jamie£er said:

PEARL THE STAR I KNEW YOU WERE :clap3: 

 

Anyways, Old >>>> Knock at The Cabin

Old was batshit and really stupid, but it was entertainingly stupid.. Knock at the Cabin was kinda just boring :rip: 

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Finally watched MIDsommar. @Reverse Warholian some people lied to me several times. I didn't know it would be The Wicker Man but worse... Some good cinematogrpahy but that was it. A 4/10 at best. Bad characters, bad runtime, bad characters arcs, bad ending.

 

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Knock at the cabin is a VERY ANNOYING MOVIE. Jonathan groffs husband in this is HELLA ANNOYING, AND SO IS THE DAUGHTER

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2 hours ago, Walk_Away21 said:

Finally watched MIDsommar. @Reverse Warholian some people lied to me several times. I didn't know it would be The Wicker Man but worse... Some good cinematogrpahy but that was it. A 4/10 at best. Bad characters, bad runtime, bad characters arcs, bad ending.

 

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This tea.

 

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The babdook, it follows and dont breathe 

 

LITERALLY THE HORROR TRINITY OF THE LAST 10 YEARS.

 

DON'T @ ME

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Finally got around to watching The Outwaters and it was some unwatchable crap. Half of the film is literally just a small circle from the beam of a flashlight. Pretentious ****. Definitely going in the **** list for 2023.

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Any newly released horrors that are worth seeing? 

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MV5BMThkNGIwZjYtYzNhMi00NDVlLWE3MmMtM2E0

 

 

the lead in this is one of the hottest men i've seen in movies...damn

 

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i wanted them to fukk so bad :rip:

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Barbarian not #1 :biblionny:

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7 hours ago, The Witch said:

The way she still hasn't posted about Payolarian flopping :rip:

 

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The way she went MIA only to post about Halsey appearing in some flop movie. Screaming.

 

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47 minutes ago, Walk_Away21 said:

The way she went MIA only to post about Halsey appearing in some flop movie. Screaming.

 

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You do realize that flop movie is THEE sequel to the #1 and #2 placing films in this rate, right? 

 

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8 hours ago, The Witch said:

The way she still hasn't posted about Payolarian flopping :rip:

 

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Sorry luv. Was too busy watching 2023's Top 10 contender COCAINE BEAR 🐻 in stunning high definition quality at my local cinema - which is difficult to get, not everyone has that to their credit in Bolivia. @mellenthin

 

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9 hours ago, Walk_Away21 said:

Finally watched MIDsommar. @Reverse Warholian some people lied to me several times. I didn't know it would be The Wicker Man but worse... Some good cinematogrpahy but that was it. A 4/10 at best. Bad characters, bad runtime, bad characters arcs, bad ending.

 

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Hereditary >>> 

 

Florence Pugh's performance and a couple of cool visual elements aside, Midsommar is indeed MID. Can't believe Prude Randolph enjoyed it of all ppl :dies:

 

I remember my entire cinema erupting in laughter at the sex scene near the end :rip:

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On 3/3/2023 at 10:51 PM, genetic fail said:

X >>> Pearl

Ti West occupying the Top 2 though :clap3:

Absolute tea, but these gays are not ready for this conversation 💅

 

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On 3/3/2023 at 4:28 PM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written & Directed by Zach Cregger

 

688 Points

Metacritic: 78

Letterboxd: 3.7

 

In town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb late at night only to find that it has been mistakenly double-booked

and a strange man is already staying there. Against her better judgement, she decides to stay the night anyway, but soon discovers that t

here is much more to be afraid of in the house than the other house guest.

 

Trailer

 

Top Pick: @Reverse Warholian @Walk_Away21 @Companion @antoine_ @mellenthin @Jay L @SmashingMiley 

 

 

 

 

On 3/3/2023 at 4:38 PM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written & Directed by Ti West

 

688.5 Points

Metacritic: 79

Letterboxd: 3.6

 

In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive,

elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast find themselves fighting for their lives.

 

Trailer

 

Top Pick: @mokitsu @Lord Gaga @enchanted0 

 

 

 

 

On 3/3/2023 at 4:38 PM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by Ti West & Mia Goth

Directed by Ti West

 

753 Points

Metacritic: 73

Letterboxd: 3.9

 

Trapped on her family’s isolated farm, Pearl must tend to her ailing father under the bitter and overbearing watch of her devout mother.

Lusting for a glamorous life like she’s seen in the movies, Pearl’s ambitions, temptations, and repressions all collide,

in the stunning, technicolor-inspired origin story of X’s iconic villain.

 

Trailer

 

Top Pick: @FunCoric @hypnodemiluv @Desire @popmusicisdead @Roman Holiday

 @The Witch @Jamie£er @DEGUOM @Bimbo @Bhabylon

 

 

 

I knew Poorl was winning this rate but I am SEETHING profusely at X outranking Legendarian by 0.5 of a point :deadbanana4: 

 

If X was a spot or two lower (or Barbarian higher) on even a single ballot, they would've rightfully swapped. Crazy :rip:

 

Also JAIL for @Khamis for not participating. Can't wait to sabotage her in my next rate. 

 

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My full ballot :bam:

 

1. Barbarian 

2. X 

3. Pearl 

4. The Innocents 

5. The Menu 

6. NOPE 

7. Watcher 

8. Bodies Bodies Bodies 

9. Fresh 

10. Skinamarink

11. Speak No Evil 

12. The Outside (Cabinet of Curiosities) 

13. Piggy 

14. You Won't Be Alone 

15. Hatching 

16. Crimes of the Future 

17. The Autopsy (Cabinet of Curiosities) 

18. Bones & All

19. Smile 

20. Orphan: First Kill 

21. Terrifier 2

22. Scream 

23. Werewolf By Night 

24. Deadstream 

25. The Black Phone

26. Prey

27. Sissy

28. Hellraiser

29. The Eternal Daughter 

30. The Viewing (Cabinet of Curiosities)

 

💩 list 

1. Men 

2. Halloqueen Ends 

3. Goodnight Mommy 

4. Gen Z Massacre 

5. The Cursed  

 

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@The Witch let's compare notes bb

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14 minutes ago, Reverse Warholian said:

Hereditary >>> 

 

Florence Pugh's performance and a couple of cool visual elements aside, Midsommar is indeed MID. Can't believe Prude Randolph enjoyed it of all ppl :dies:

 

I remember my entire cinema erupting in laughter at the sex scene near the end :rip:

The only good part of Midsommar was Florence's performance. Otherwise it was just pretentious crap that should've been a 75 minute movie drawn out into a 150 minute slough.

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