PinkBox Posted February 22, 2020 Posted February 22, 2020 I'm absolutely the most miserable child on earth, i NEED a fairy to protect me
Dessy Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 4 hours ago, PinkBox said: I'm absolutely the most miserable child on earth, i NEED a fairy to protect me You're overage
PinkBox Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I wish for a fairy to protect me I wish to get all the items I wish to attack all the girls
Touch It Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 When a godchild reveals the existence of their fairies, he/she and any other witnesses shall have their memories wiped by Jorgen and his agents (who can sometimes make the godchild horribly disfigured) and their fairies and magical items they have come in contact will be taken away by Jorgen.[1] [2] [3] A godchild cannot wish or use magic to win a competition, because that leads to cheating, which leads to disqualification for the godchild, and he/she will lose. This rule also applies to any wishes where the results would allow the child to win a competition, but only become an issue when the competition begins; as an example, Timmy was free to wish that he was super-intelligent, but his new intellect vanished when he was competing in a game show against another school.[4][5] This does not, however, apply to magic competitions, such as a magical duel (though there are still limitations). (This rule is rarely enforced when wishing for someone else to win a competition)[6][7] A godchild cannot wish to interfere with or create true love (this applies to every kind of love, except parental love).[8][9][10][11][12][13] Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, or injure living beings (but their magic can if it is done indirectly).[14] If a child interferes with something or someone in a past month, it will alter the present and future and he/she will be forbidden from returning to the same one.[2] Nobody can see Anti-Fairies without the use of Anti-Fairy Goggles (until the events of "When Nerds Collide!", where Jorgen changes the rule to say they CAN be seen easily by humans as an insult to the Anti-Fairies). If kids happen to be dominant instead of adults, Pixies can grant wishes instead of Fairies. (In this condition, all the fairies on the Earth will be pulled back to Fairy World.)[15] No godchild can wish for his or her fairy to have a baby. (It was meant to be made a rule after Cosmo was born, but Jorgen forgot to enforce it. He had written it down on a sheet of paper, but never officially put the rule in the Rule book, so it was legal, thus allowing Cosmo and Wanda to give birth to Poof.)[16] A fairy godparent cannot tell their godchild what other kids have fairies; the child has to find out on their own (Although the child can wish to know if a certain person has fairies, as proven in "Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary", when Timmy wishes for Wanda to tell him if that Remy's godparent knows her).[17] A child cannot wish to take away the fairies of another child (Juandissimo states that from that way lies madness). They have to be wished away by the same child, or compete in a Magical Duel.[17] Fairies only grant wishes to miserable children of the dominant species of Earth. If the godchild for whatever reason becomes cheerful or the godchild says, "I'm happy and don't need my godparents anymore," the fairies will leave them and search for another miserable child. [3] Magic cannot be used on invisible teachers, sleeping clowns, French new wave filmmakers, and those who wear clear glasses as a fashion statement[18] No "Super" wishes (Not in Da Rules, but a small rule created by Cosmo and Wanda for Timmy.)[19] Cannot wish for Christmas occurring every day (rule was caused by Timmy in "Christmas Every Day"). No breakfast wishes after 10:30 A.M.[20] A godchild cannot wish for a world without girls, as this will kill Cupid. (Rule was also caused by Timmy).[21] A godchild cannot wish for someone to be hit by a car. If a godchild tries to wish for a "fake deed" to cover for a lost deed, doing so would be considered falsifying documents.[22] Wishes can only be granted if made by the child, unless the child wishes for his fairies to grant someone else's wishes.[23] All vocal wishes shall only be made in the voice of the godchild only.[24] Tooth-based wishes can only be approved by the Tooth Fairy.[25] A godchild cannot wish dead people back to life.[citation needed] (It is allowed to wish for a ghost, however, as Timmy was able to make pirates come to Dimmsdale in "Wish Fixers" to make them tell a story.) A godchild cannot wish for money as that is considered counterfeiting.[26][20] A godchild cannot wish to steal.[26][20] A godchild may only loan out his or her fairy/fairies to a child twice as miserable.[27] When a child has reached the age of no longer needing a fairy or when they are completely grown-up personality-wise, he/she will have his or her mind warped, the fairy/fairies will leave either in the Fairy Cab or with Jorgen Von Strangle and everything magic will disappear forever. If a godchild acts like a kid and does everything a kid does, then he/she will retain their fairies, however doing so is potentially risky, as the longer a godchild keeps his/her fairies, the more the fairies will be put in danger of being exposed or captured.[28][29][30] No interfering with sleep wishes without permission from the Sand Man.[31] Children are to receive a "Fairy-versary" if they have had their Fairies for over a year without exposing them. They are given a muffin that grants them a rule-free wish when they take a bite. The only thing they are unable to wish for is a better tasting muffin. [3] Fairy magic cannot affect other magical or super-powerful items.[3] Cloning wishes can only be cancelled when all the clones are in the same room at the same time.[1] One day in a certain number of years, a fairy godparent has to be "bad" and if during that day that fairy godparent cannot be bad, then that fairy has to train to be a fairy again for 500 years at the Godparents Academy.[32] If all Fairy Godparents in the universe want to have the same godchild, all the fairies must compete in a Rage in a Cage match and the winner will have the wanted godchild.[33] Whoever has a wand has complete control over it, meaning a godchild cannot wish it back, and whomever has the wand has the power to grant their own wishes and the wishes of others, meaning a godchild will have to get it back the old fashioned way. (According to Da Rules, this rule is called the Finders Keepers Law.)[34][35][36] Any rule of Da Rules can be removed if one of the fairies "accidentally" cuts a page.[37] A godchild cannot wish away Da Rules or wish away any of the rules. (Including this one)[citation needed] A godchild cannot wish away what can last forever. (It is almost impossible even with magic due to their properties)[citation needed] No undoing wishes for something authentic. [38] Fairies must always grant the wishes of the godchild when they say, "I wish". [39] A godchild cannot wish for an electric car.[citation needed] If a fairy godparent quits, the position can be filled by any magical wish granting creature. [40] Fairy magic can't kill cockroaches. [41] A godchild cannot wish for Tom Cruise. [42] If a godchild accidentally wishes to break Da Rules so badly, and then lets someone else touch Da Rules, that person will steal all of the wish power of the fairy stupid enough to grant such a silly wish. If that fairy and the godchild want to get back the wish power, then they have to return all the pages of Da Rules in 49 and half hours after the wish was granted and if they do not return all the pages, the godchild will have to face The Ultimate Challenge. If the godchild fails to complete the challenge then his or her fairy godparent(s) will lose the fairy licenses forever.[43] If a fairy loses their copy of Da Rules then that fairy must go back to Fairy World to train to be a fairy again in Fairy Academy for 1000 years.[43] A godchild cannot wish away awful/potentially fatal diseases, such as cancer.[citation needed] If a godchild injures a holiday icon or causes him to be sick then that godchild must fix all the consequences that has caused.[21][44] Nobody below Jorgen Von Strangle can write in Da Rules. (Made after the events of "Cosmo Rules") If a fairy fails inspection, they have to go to The Fairy Academy to train for a millennium.[45] Every wish must be accounted for; otherwise, if a godchild makes a secret wish, it will alter the fabric of the universe.[46] (Details in Ultimate Violation section) If a godchild wishes for himself/herself or someone else to become non-existent, it will alter the fabric of space and time.[43](Cosmo broke this rule in episode "I Dream of Cosmo") If a fairy lets an anti-fairy steal their copy of Da Rules then that fairy will be demoted to Fairies 3rd Class (when the fairy is demoted to Fairies 3rd Class their wish granting powers are very limited) until that fairy gets the book back.[43] A godchild cannot wish for himself/herself or other people to not age. [47] You-Doo Dolls are dangerous. (technically not a rule, but You-Doo dolls are a major taboo in the fairy world and fairies are encouraged to keep them a secret)[48] A godchild cannot wish for good grades.[citation needed] A godchild cannot change anything in a universe that is not the Fairly OddParents! universe. (possibly created after When Nerds Collide!)[49] If a Godparent loses their wand, they can no longer be a fairy godparent. (in The Wand That Got Away.) A godchild cannot unwish another godchild's wish.[50] (Timmy broke this rule in "Summer Bummer" and Chloe broke this rule in "Marked Man") Fairy magic has no effect on armadillos because of their shells that shield them. (in Teacher's Pet) Fairy magic has no effect on a smartphone if it has an anti-fairy app, however, if the phone gets affected by eletromagnetic waves and gets its frequency canceled, magic can be used to poof it away. A godchild cannot wish for a Kale Patch Kid as it is considered copyright infringement. Humans cannot wish to be fairies, but can become fairies if they come into contact with magical items such as the Abracadabrium (proven in "A Fairly Odd Summer"), or if fairies themselves turn the human into a fairy (proven by Cosmo and Wanda in "When Nerds Collide"). According to the Evil Bug Addendum, evil bugs look for a new host once removed from their current host.[51] I'm following all the rules I wish for a fairy to protect me
Touch It Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I wish for a fairy to protect me I wish to get all the items I wish to attack all the girls
Dessy Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, PinkBox said: I wish for a fairy to protect me I wish to get all the items I wish to attack all the girls 2 minutes ago, Touch It said: I wish for a fairy to protect me I wish to get all the items I wish to attack all the girls A godchild cannot wish or use magic to win a competition
Touch It Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I wish for a fairy to protect me I wish to not use their magic to attack the girls
PinkBox Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I wish for a fairy to protect me 2 minutes ago, Dessy said: A godchild cannot wish or use magic to win a competition I didn't use it to win though It was only to help!
Dessy Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 Yall so uncreative. And I mean EVERYONE.
touya kinomoto Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 i am lost please help me fairies
Touch It Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I'm absolutely the most miserable child on earth, i NEED a fairy to protect me
Dessy Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Hikari said: No more wishes left? This ain't no magic lamp
Dessy Posted February 24, 2020 Author Posted February 24, 2020 32 minutes ago, Disruptive said: PTR! Sir there are 40 minutes...
Dessy Posted February 24, 2020 Author Posted February 24, 2020 Round 6: Invader Zim's Earth Actions: The secret condition was to make a simple wish. You could wish for the fairies to protect you indefinitely. You could've wished for any specific weapon or items. thecptz went on the defensive. A fairy will always protect him unless they are killed themselves (0 Attack/+1 Defense). Hug took the amazing Dual-Wield Swords. Rence took a Pixie Cellphone. Staryu just got free of a bear trap when a ghost attacked him. But it was far too weak (+2 attack vs +4 defense). In the center of the arena was the very prized Crimson Suit: Touya kinomoto, Disruptive, PinkBox, Touch It, and Hikari all wanted it. AND THE WINNER IS... Spoiler Congrats to Miss PinkBox. Pinkbox and Touch it also get a Fairy to protect them until they are wipe out themselves (0 Attack/+1 Defense) A ghost tried to attack touya kinomoto but wasn't effective (+2 attack vs +4 Defense). Disruptive also decided to take on the seemingly prepared Anthem but his attack was insufficient (+1 attack vs +1 Defense). --- Stage: Invader Zim's Earth Stage Effect: No one can Evade. 2 aliens spaceship will fire at random players dealing +3 attack (these cannot be attacked and are only for this turn). Hint: Hmmm... two ghosts still remain btw. Armory: Armory Weapons (again weapon do not stack, you choose which one you are attacking with): Bone: +2 Attack Spatula: +2 Attack, -1 Defense Pop-Gun (Ranged): +1 Attack (Can steal equipped weapon if target doesn’t die) Revolver (Ranged): +5 attack (Ammo: 2) Basic Longsword: +2 Attack Rocket Launcher (Ranged/Area): +8 Attack/ -1 Defense (Ammo: 2) Fairy Wand (Stock: 3): +1 Attack/+1 Defense Pixie Cellphones (Stock: 1): +3 Attack (Allow for counterattacking ALL weapons, including ranged and area) Shields & Armors (Two armors/wearables do not stack; two shields do not stack. But you can stack an armor and a shield): Fairy Outfit: +1 Defense Pixie Outfit: 0 Defense (Attacks greater than 4 will be negated) Shiny Teeth Shield: +2 Defense Magical Shield: +2 Defense OR +4 against any ranged or area attack. Other items (usually these are ONE use ) Pacifier (Stock: 3): Can throw this at one player to stop them from attacking. Bubble Grenades (Stock: 1): +4 Attack (Area) Star Bomb (Stock: 2): +2 attack (Area, cause targets to disable their special ability next turn) Crocker's Van: Will receive a hint for the special ability of any character you attack, regardless of if it is successful. Can only be use 3 times. Special Chalk: Revealed upon gaining it. COUNTDOWN TO DOOMSDAY! @Disruptive @Hug @PinkBox @Staryu @Hikari @luckystrike @kiiwii @thecptz @Touch It @Dibbles @Anthem @touya kinomoto @Guero @Rence
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