Citrus Posted February 7, 2018 Author Posted February 7, 2018 reminder these are due tonight x @keshaspearsxo @Rhisiart @CHANEL™ @Vulnicura @talent @Buddy!
Aciid Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 For some reason I thought they were due yesterday even with the extension n
Vulnicura Posted February 7, 2018 Posted February 7, 2018 Our entry is coming along nicely. I also quite like my runway this week. I'll just have to trust Chanel to submit for deadline since I will be asleep.
Citrus Posted February 8, 2018 Author Posted February 8, 2018 Can't wait to have a Top 2 after this round
Hug Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 We must have fans who talk about us on another site. Feel free to tweet your support for Pixel Dark @HugATRL with the hashtag #PixelDarkAS
Buddy! Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Hug said: We must have fans who talk about us on another site. Feel free to tweet your support for Pixel Dark @HugATRL with the hashtag #PixelDarkAS
True Skarlet Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 29 minutes ago, Hug said: We must have fans who talk about us on another site. Feel free to tweet your support for Pixel Dark @HugATRL with the hashtag #PixelDarkAS 29 minutes ago, CHANEL™ said: WHO is perched?
ATRL Moderator feelslikeadream Posted February 8, 2018 ATRL Moderator Posted February 8, 2018 I've been listening to Alegenda Cara a lot since her Best New Artist win. I dedicate this song to one of my favorite Drag Race contestants.
Aciid Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 1 hour ago, feelslikeadream said: I've been listening to Alegenda Cara a lot since her Best New Artist win. I dedicate this song to one of my favorite Drag Race contestants. Not deserved
Kylie Jenner Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Hug said: We did it sister @Kylie Jenner
Rhisiart Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Perched for the entries, my wallet and PayPal are ready. #Pixeleen #Carnal #Melastone #Pealys
Vulnicura Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Interesting. The entry that was submitted looks very different to what I remember.
Kylie Jenner Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 54 minutes ago, Rhisiart said: Perched for the entries, my wallet and PayPal are ready. #Pixeleen #Carnal #Melastone #Pealys Pealys sounds like a disease
talent Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, CHANEL™ said: Idk what else they'd have. Pearys? i was thinking Peadys the whole time n
Moonchild Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 entries soon Spoiler @EJQL8 @Rhisiart @Buddy! @Kylie Jenner @Hug @CHANEL™ @keshaspearsxo @Witch Privilege @Vulnicura @talent @feelslikeadream @Aciid @Subomie @True Skarlet @Moonchild @Lémur @PinkBox @mxtthewdelrey @Alena @Stan @Tsareena @Slut
Kylie Jenner Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 31 minutes ago, talent said: omg, or just Glea So much better than Pealys
Moonchild Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) __________________________________________________________________________ Episode 3 - Homo Shopping Network The Entries Colleen & Pixel On 2/5/2018 at 10:26 AM, Hug said: HSN Entry: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nkBF-qjutlWvBxImHDtJrdMztUhmJS-yk7_9ECE-Aho/edit?usp=sharing For the products, we decided on products together after sharing our ideas. I decided to take the writing part since comedy was my strength, and Colleen made the web advertisements. For our looks, it was also another case of us just bouncing ideas off of each other, combining both of our ideas and making something of it. I want to say that Colleen was really pleasant to work with and I didn't feel like I was doing everything myself. Great partner. ♥ Posting my look in the next message, going to let Colleen post her look and any comments she has. On 2/5/2018 at 10:40 AM, Kylie Jenner said: My outfit for this week was inspired by both Pixel and my own dark aesthetic and styles which, when mashed together, create something truly unique. I wanted there to be some coordination in our looks, so I accented the dalmatian fur of her dress into my shawl, cape and floor-length sleeves. I'm tucked into a black, nude-ish illusion body suit this week to throw an emphasis on my body. For those asking - yes! I did stone these tights. Leaning on a hip and serving resting bitch face, I encompass everything that it takes to be an edgy queen! With blood red hair and bloody shoes, I embody Pixel's dark and with the crown on my head and whiskers sticking out of my faux fur, I strut down the runway feeling my own high fashion fantasy. This week was a really fun challenge and I know that both Pixel and I had fun making our entry. It was really nice to work with someone that I haven't really worked with before because it felt like we had to work harder to understand not only what we wanted to produce, but also what we wanted to take from each other and put out on the runway. I feel like we both worked really well as a team and I hope this shows in our entry this week. On 2/5/2018 at 10:30 AM, Hug said: Gladys & Pea 5 hours ago, keshaspearsxo said: In a dark room at night, a young, innocent child is flipping through the TV channels until he comes across something peculiar that both shocks him and peaks his interest. He finds the Homo Shopping Network, and curiously watches on, becoming witness to presentations on the following three drag queen merch products. _______________________________________________________________ The first product that appears on screen is the Tangerine Spray Tan, presented by brand ambassador Pea Enculo and Tangerine herself. Made from all natural ingredients, because Tangerine is an organic girl, the Tangerine Spray Tan only requires a thin layer to give you the bronze, glowing skin you deserve, and for an ethnic look layering is an option, because we all need a little black magic in our lives sometimes. After all, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. To demonstrate it’s all natural ingredients, Pea first chugs a whole bottle before beginning her segment. With a mouth now stained brown, a familiar situation for @Aciid, Pea introduces Tangerine, who begins to explain how she curated the product due to her pride in being a luscious black queen and the inspiration of strong black women in her life like Janet Jackson, Aretha Franklin, and the Burger King legend herself, Mary J Blige. Feeling pity and disgust for all the vanilla white people she encounters in her life, Tangerine decided to create a product that could help relieve them of their genetic ailment, in a bid to create a stronger, blacker world. The segment continues with a string of customer reviews, ending with a woman named Rachel, a 40 year old woman with box braids. She walks out onto the set naked, with nothing but a book in her hand, and proudly stands in the middle of the room, limbs spread, and commands everybody - “look at me”. She twirls, her box braids swinging around, while declaring “I am not white, I am not white, I am not white”. As she continues to twirl faster, her box braids fly off her head, revealing them to be a wig, where underneath her pale, bald, milk coloured head is exposed. She stops and quickly retrieves her wig, attaches it to her white cranium, and shuffles over in between Tangerine and Pea, acting as if nothing happened. Tangerine looks at Rachel up and down, “now that’s a tan line”. Rachel smiles and turns toward Tangerine, “your product really does work, I’m your biggest fan, I use it every day”. Pea intercepts, “every day?”. Rachel answers, “it’s the only way I can truly live as my authentic self”. “And what is that?” Tangerine asks. Rachel turns toward to camera, smiles and proudly exclaims one word, “black”. Tangerine tears off her fake box braids, again revealing her so-white-it-could-almost-be-see-through head, “then what is this”. Rachel reacts by throwing the book in her hand at Tangerine’s face, and fleeing the set. Tangerine tells Pea to hold her earrings and pursuits Rachel. Pea is left standing alone, and picks up the book, revealing to be Rachel’s memoir, In Full Color. Pea turns towards the camera, trying to keep her composure, and closes the segment with a last message - “well, at least we can see the product really does work, just look at the before and after pictures”. _______________________________________________________________ The show transitions to it’s second segment, featuring the Citrus Blender. Sadly, Citrus himself could not be in person to demonstrate his product, however he sent in the following home video generously sponsored by Filmora instead. After the video plays, the floor is given to 48 year old Ian, a blender enthusiast, to talk about his experience using the product. “Let me start simply - I wholeheartedly support and endorse this product. When I first purchased this blender, I thought it would be just another blender. In my professional career as a blender enthusiast, I have encountered hundreds and hundreds of blender products, many generic and with no beauty to them, but this blender is surely unlike all the rest. When I first opened the product I was hit by the smell of fresh lemon, along with notes of orange and lime. I was pleasantly surprised, this really is a citrus blender after all! I lifted the machine out, and what I saw was a body of beauty. The curves, the sheen of the plastic, the reflection of the pristine blades. I got a shiver down my spine. I took my hand, and slowly, even slightly cautiously, afraid of a thing of such beauty, I reached out as I dared to touch the blender. Moving closer and closer, my heart raced, until finally, the two connected. With my finger pressed against the side, it almost felt as if our hearts were beating in sync… as though when I took a breath, the blender took a breath too. Granted, I know a blender doesn’t actually have a heartbeat nor does it breath, but this machine was so beautiful I saw it as a near human. With care, I gently rubbed my finger along the plastic rim of the blender, practically feeling sparks flying from the friction and the passion. The experience was becoming all too intense for me, and I was becoming hot. That was when I looked at the blades again. I had to see them in motion. I had to hear its sound. I wanted the machine to speak to me. I plugged the cable in, placed my finger above the power switch, and with a deep breath to prepare myself, I flipped the switch. What followed was a sound of pure bliss, I was convinced I was hearing the music of angels, the voice of a siren, projecting from this blender. My body filled with electricity, and I was given an undeniable desire to become one with the blender. I had to. This was all not enough. We had to become one. That was when I took my penis out, and without haste, inserted it into the blender. What ensued was beautiful chaos… serene mayhem. I knew it would hurt, but real love does. In more ways than one, this was the happiest moment of my life. I am forever grateful to Citrus for this creation.” _______________________________________________________________ For the show’s final segment, Aciid Rose himself shows up to demonstrate his beauty kit along with Gladys as assistant. With the technology of photoshop and the power of facetune, Aciid has created a product that can impressively instantly physically beautify whatever it is used on. Aciid, with his box of items, demonstrates how now matter how ugly and disastrous something is, his beauty kit will turn in into something stunning. For his first example, Aciid pulls out Pea Enculo’s bikini runway, and with the use of the beauty kit, it becomes Tangerine’s bikini. Aciid reaches his arm into his box for a second item, and pulls out Carrie Messiah herself! With a quick scan of the beauty kit, Carrie becomes “Cher”. For the third demonstration, Aciid pulls out Koko Kayhlan’s ghost runway. Gladys zaps it with the beauty kit in an attempt to make it beautiful, but surprisingly, the outfit just disintegrates. “It appears to have worked a little too well”, Aciid remarks. Perhaps it was just simply impossible to make that thing beautiful. For his final demonstration, Aciid pulls out Nina Williams. She smiles safely. And with a scan of the beauty kit, she becomes Faye Shull. Certainly, after these demonstrations it is undeniable how impressive Aciid’s product is! _______________________________________________________________ The show comes to an end and the TV fades to black, the boy remains sitting and staring in shock. Never before witnessing something like this, the child has his awakening and becomes a gay in blooming thanks to the indoctrination of the gay agenda. Immediately, he sneaks (every gay boys greatest skill) out of his bedroom to retrieve his parents credit card and orders all three products, basking in the dawn of his new life. One day, this child would grow up to become none other than our dearly departed Kunty Clarkson. 5 hours ago, keshaspearsxo said: Runway When we first got together as a group, we tried to get to know each other a little bit. We both discovered something kinda special. Gladys is Puerto Rican (in real life), and Pea is also a Puerto Rican girl (allegedly). We both decided to fuse our two styles together by going back to our cultural roots. Gladys is serving you girl born and raised on the island, the star of her little farm town. She is dressed in her traditional Puerto Rican dress, but of course jushed up to the tens, with flowers made of jewels embroidered all over. With a lushious and thick 60s hairdo and emerald-stoned jewlery, Gladys is the virginal representative of Miss Universe, and is ready to twirl that dress and dance for tips that she'll donate to Puerto Rico! #****Trump. If Gladys hails from the small town of Humacao, Pea hails from the little-known burrow called the Bronx. Pea took that boat West Side Story-style to America and settled in quickly. A chola through-and-through, Pea knew she sadly couldn't step out on the runway in her usual flannel shirt and jeans. Taking a matching traditional dress and chopping that **** up, Pea serves you a J.Lo body in a form-fitting dress with frills and jewels. Pea shows off her new tattoos she got for free after ****ing the cast of Black Ink Crew. Along with her silky extensions and perfectly shaped baby hairs, along with the subtle makeup only a chola can pull off, Pea is showing off her version of Puerto Rican couture. ¡Hágales COMER! By combining Gladys' colorful drawing skills and Pea's presence, we give you the two sides of Puerto Rico in American history. Now excuse us while we go get some empanadas. Carbön & Chanel 8 hours ago, CHANEL™ said: Chanel: Six hours! We've been doing this for six hours! Carbön: Two if we don't count your bitching. Chanel: Bite me, you Sloth-looking imbecile. "Ladies, ladies, PLEASE!" Chanel & Carbön: WHAT?! "Can we please just get this last take out of the way?" Carbön: I'm not the one stopping us from succeeding. Chanel: You will be. "PLEASE!" Chanel: FINE! GO! “Alright, girls, take 32, get ready… 3… 2… 1… Acti--” Chanel: Wait, wait-- am I going second, or is Carbon? Carbön: I think you should go second. Chanel: No, I think you should. Carbön: But you’re so good at being second, though. Chanel: You’re not slick, you little ****. Carbön: I just don’t think we’re on the same p- Chanel: Diet? “LADIES! TAKE 32!” Chanel: Good evening! Welcome to the Homo Shopping Network! I'm your hetero host, Chanel DiAngelo. Carbön: And by "host", you mean your parents are away and you've updated your Grindr profile? Chanel: While my co-host projects her insecurities onto me, let's talk about the program this evening! Tonight, we'll be introducing not one, not two, but three products, each brought to you by our winning alumni of ATRL's Drag Race! A triple penetration of quality, style, and comfort, if you will. Carbön: Triple penetration? Why, Chanel, that sounds so appealing! Tell me more! Chanel: Somehow, I'm not surprised. Our first product this evening was inspired by one of the greatest, yet most enigmatic-- Carbön: What did you just call her? Chanel: ENIGMATIC. Carbön: Wasn't that Lola Carborator's makeover girl's name? Chanel: Lucky you, that IS who this product is inspired by! The talented legend, one of the greatest artists of our time, Subomie! Carbön: Perhaps better known as Tangerine! Chanel: I wouldn't say so. Carbön: The product was inspired by a masterpiece of work from him, perhaps his magnum opus. Chanel: Dikachu, on Tinypic, circa 2014-2015. Carbön: While we don't have the original work here to show-- due to the sensitive nature of it-- please, view our on-site artist's recreation of the iconic piece! Reveal hidden contents Warning: Semi-Explicit Content Ahead! Reveal hidden contents Chanel: Ooh! Carbön: As the kids would say, Da Vinci is shaking. Chanel: Not likely. Now, disclaimer for the audience at home: these are not official Subomie © licensed products. As aggressive as they get, they will not actually cause harm if pushed beyond normal stimulation. Carbön: Allow me to introduce to you-- The Pika Puncha! Reveal hidden contents Chanel: How beautiful. Carbön: Right? Chanel: I meant myself, but yes, the Pika Puncha is a sight to behold, as well. Carbön: You're half-right. The Pika Puncha comes in 3 different shapes and sizes: The Dame edition is for girls who don't exercise their sphincters regularly, and instead of vibrating, these dials actually provide emotional support! Try it, Chanel! You should have won the Fruit Roast, Chanel! Carbön: Hm, it must be... malfunctioning. It's not meant to lie to you. Chanel: AHEM. The Queen edition is for the girls who are looking for a little shock to their systems-- this edition comes with 3 voltage settings: Pichu, Pikachu, and Raichu, depending on how naught you've been. Carbön: I've actually been using the Raichu setting as a substitute for electrotherapy. Depression is a bitch, huh? Chanel: You're telling me. Carbön: ... Chanel: ... Carbön: ... Chanel: ... So anyway, now, tell me, Carbs, are you a bottom? Carbön: Well, Chanel, I can't say I've ever experienced that emotion. *Wink* Chanel: Unsurprisingly, I have also never been on the bottom. Some may say I'm an aggressive power top. *Wink* Fortunately, this product is made for you... Literally. The sample I'm holding has actually been molded specifically for your asshole. Carbön: ... How did you get in there? Chanel: Please, let's not act like your *** is anything short of a public recreational space. But anyway, the Pika Puncha is the answer to all your problems in the bedroom! Carbön: The final edition of the Pika Puncha is actually too large to fit in the studio, and is technically illegal in 28 of the 50 United States. Chanel: What about foreign nations? Carbön: Do you think anyone here actually cares about them? Chanel: Well, one of our winners is a proud Mexican, but you're right, we don't care much about her. Carbön: Oh, dear. Chanel: Anyway, the refurbished Citrus edition of the Pika Puncha is a one of a kind collectible! Carbön: Refurbished? Chanel: No one has actually survived the Citrus edition. Carbön: I encourage you to attempt to break that streak. Seriously. Chanel: Buy your Pika Puncha now, for only $28.99! "Aaaand... cut. Nice job, ladies. Prepare for the next segment while we wait on commercials." Carbön: Thanks, Marty! You did great, Chanel. Chanel: **** off. Carbön: Well, I'll take that over "kill yourself" any day. Chanel: I didn't say don't do that. Chanel: And WELCOME BACK to the Homo Shopping Network! Carbön: Wasn't the Pika Puncha such a delight? Chanel: Truly! I placed my order during the break! Carbön: I thought you were ordering a hit on Citrus? Chanel: I have no idea what you are talking about. Carbön: Anyway, for this next product, we're going to have to go behind the scenes! Chanel: Wait, what? Carbön: Roll the tape! Chanel: Wai-- Why are you going off-scri-- Exclusive Footage from Chanel and Carbön's Fitting Room, Just Hours Earlier: Chanel sits at a light-up mirror, filing her nails. Carbön plays around with a bottle of perfume. Carbön: God I can't ****ing WAIT to be done with this challenge. There's only so much of your ego I can take. Chanel: Why don't you bite me, you pretentious little ****? I'd rather set fire to my vulva than spend anymore time with someone who has more challenge wins than they do teeth. I thought the British fixed their dental healthcare. Carbön: The IRONY of you trying to talk about healthcare. Are you even allowed to see doctors in the US? Does insurance cover your therapy? How's that going? Chanel: SHE SAID I'M MAKING PROGRESS. Carbön: Getting better doesn't make you good. Just look at Gladys. Chanel: I would say you're more evidence of that than anything. Carbön: Well, if I recall, Citrus said that season 2's finale was a closer call than season 1, meaning I've come closer to the crown than you. Chanel: The only crown you'll ever have is in your mouth when you finally save up enough shillings for a trip to the dentist. Carbön: Hm, my joke was better. Chanel: As if you know anything about jokes. Carbön: My favorite joke was when Citrus told you that you should've won season 1. Chanel: I was betrayed by a USELESS, TALENTLESS, UNFUNNY, ALCOHOLIC FRUIT. I'LL REMIND YOU THAT I ONLY LOST BY A FRACTION OF A PERCENT AND HE HAS SAID TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT I SHOU-- Carbön SPRAYS a spritz of the perfume bottle on Chanel, and she seems to stop! Carbön: I'm sorry, Chanel, were you saying something? Chanel: I... N... N-no. Not at all... Carbön: Something about season 1 of ATRL's Drag Race? Chanel: Oh! That... I... Respect Citrus' decision... and it was an honor to be a part... I am so grateful to have been... runner up... Carbön: Oh, bless! Carbön smirks at the camera, as we resume in the live program. Chanel: Motherf-- Carbön: What you just witnessed was the incredible placating powers of Carrie Messiah's Eau de Toilette! Carbön: Just one spritz is enough to calm even the largest of tantrums! It's quite amazing, actually. Thoughts, Chanel? Chanel: Did you just air footage of you drugging me? Who knew chloroform would be a hobby of yours. I'd suggest you lawyer up. Carbön: You see, ladies and transvestites and Dame Roses alike, the Elusive Eau de Toilette was concocted in Carrie Messiah's Even More Elusive Laboratory shortly after the finale of season 3 of ATRL's Drag Race. Carrie had faced innumerable assaults by both Chanel in season one, and Pixel Dark in season 3, and she soon realized that she was in need of defenses. Chanel: Anyone who's too short for any Six Flags ride needs all the defenses they can get. Carbön: There you go flexing all your Carrie Messiah trivia knowledge again! What a dedicated fan. While I can't reveal a comprehensive ingredient list, I can tell you each bottle contains exactly 3ml of butterfly blood along some extra secret, extra festive specialties, all of which add up to the perfect thing for calming insufferable onslaughts such as Chanel's neurosis! Chanel: Oh, **** you. I am SICK and TIRED of being constantly tormented by my "sisters" about my mental health. I can't believe you'd be so vi-- Carbön: Oh, hush. Carbön spritzes Chanel with the bottle, and her eyes immediately glaze over... Not too different from the norm. Carbön: Carrie Messiah's Elusive Eau de Toilette is available for $19.99 a bottle! While my co-host recovers from this brief period of mental stability, we'll see you after the commercial break! Special Advertisement!: Chanel: And welcome back, once again! Carbön: You seem to be doing better! Chanel: More than ever, ****! Now, I don't need to remind you folks at home that our country has been in political turmoil since November 2017, when the country elected Faye Shull as America's Next Drag Superstar. Carbön: That wasn't without controversy! There was talk of collusion with foreign powers, leaked emails, social media... Some have even come to question the legitimacy of Faye's tenure as Pres-- America's Next Drag Star. Chanel: While nothing has been explicitly confirmed, we did secure an interview with someone who had close access to the competition: Head honcho herself, Citrus! She's here to promote her new book about the workings of the committee for America's Next Drag Superstar, "**** and Fury", details about the chaos and riggery that has consumed our country ever since. Let's take a look! Citrus wanders onto the stage, a glass of whiskey in hand, mug as crunchy as ever. Carbön: Welcome, Citrus! Thank you so much for agreeing to speak with us tonight. We know how important it must be for you to temporarily lay off your restraining order against Chanel. I'm sure you're both eager to clear your names of treason. Chanel: Me, rigging results? I... haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. Carbön: Now, you're here to promote your new book, "**** and Fury", regarding the exploits of the judging committee for America's Next Drag Superstar. If you could just look at camera 3, and hold up the book... Great. Chanel: What a clever, beautiful and creative cover! Carbön: Clearly the work of a graphics expert, and one with a great eye for detail. Citrus: Let me be clear: This is not just a book, but a dossier, if you will, of the illegal acts that took place within the past year, including what little has been accomplished in Faye Shull's reign. There's hacking, obstruction of justice, and a lot of piss play. A lot. Chanel: I have to ask, why did you write this book, if you yourself were part of the committee that resulted in the mess we're in? Citrus: Unfortunately, things went too far. I was subjected to blackmail, coercion, and extortion of nude photographs by... someone who I cannot name for security reasons. The most I can say in this interview is that someone desperately wanted Faye to win, and they got it. You can read more in "**** and Fury", available now in recycling bins everywhere. Carbön: As a result of this dossier, Faye was forced to appoint Super Nintendo MoonChild to act as an independent investigator to these claims... Citrus: MoonChild is no stranger to rigged scores, so I'm sure she'll know what to look for when she pours over the relevant challenge documents. Didn't you judge that season, Chanel? There's a pause as Chanel holds a finger up to her ear piece. Chanel: Under legal advisement, I cannot comment on this matter. But, I must ask-- would you care to read an excerpt? Citrus: How about just the spark notes of a section? Chanel: Oh, thank God. Carbön: Tell us about your judging process! The winners, the lip syncers-- did the judges actually get a say, or is Drag Race just a faux democracy? Citrus: Since I've already been absolved of these crimes-- hence my publication of the book at all-- I can tell you, if you read chapter 11, that a majority of my decisions were made as a result of a spinning wheel, deciding the girls' fate. Chanel: Did you also use this random selection wheel for your finales? Citrus: Most certainly. Chanel: AHA! I KNEW YOU W-- Carbön spritzes Chanel with the Elusive Eau de Toilette once again, and she slips off into a slumber. Carbön: One last question before you catch your flight to Moscow or Muncie-- whichever it is-- did Aciid ever receive her prize winnings for season 2? Citrus: It's a funny story, actually. She turned up at my house not so long ago to claim her cash prize, but coincidentally, ICE agents happened to be in the neighborhood. Carbön: No! Chanel stirs back to normalcy. Citrus: Yes! And they almost immediately deported her back to Venezuela. Or Argentina. Mexico. Wherever she's from; as if I care about minorities or anyone who isn't me. It looks like Faye's repeal of the DACA act has some far-reaching consequences. Carbön: Indeed. Thank you so much for joining us. "**** and Fury" is available online and in GoodWill for $4.99 a copy! Chanel: Make sure you copy it so this Shane Dawson looking crow doesn't receive a cent. Citrus: Oh, Chanel. Still so bitter and angry. I do hope you grow up someday. Chanel: I hope you find a cure for whatever venereal disease makes you such a monster. Carbön: And that's all the time we ha-- Citrus: A monster, really? Just for not crowning you? Dear god, I hope you've sought counseling. Chanel: I have! I hope you've sought some taste! Citrus: What's it like being the least-fashionable fashion queen of all time? Chanel: What's it like knowing that every niche you could ever fill has already been filled by someone far superior? What's it like living stepping on your balls every day? What's it like knowing that Hillary Clinton will never give a **** about your purse-spewing political views? Carbön: Ladies, we-- Citrus: So childish. Perhaps one day, there'll be a psychologist with enough experience and patience to deal with the poster child for every major mood disorder on the planet. Chanel: Perhaps one day, you'll find a man that actually cares enough to buy you a birthday present. Citrus: How dare you! Carbön: Security, please... Citrus: Yes, please, take this Wednesday Addams imitator away. Security arrives, and promptly removes Citrus from the set. Carbön: ANYWAY! We hope the viewers at home have enjoyed our sponsored segment here on the Homo Shopping Network! Chanel: Make sure to share your experiences with the Pika Puncha, the Elusive Eau de Toilette, and the critically panned "**** and Fury" with your friends and family! Carbön: While they are all available for $28.99, $19.99, and $4.99 individually, if you order now, you can get all three in a package deal for $39.99! Chanel: That's a $53.97 value deal for the sweet price of $39.99! Carbön: Thank you for watching! Chanel: Good night, everyone! "... and CLEAR! Nice job, ladies!" Carbön: Nice job, Chanal. I'd offer to share a cab back to whatever motel you're staying in, but I'm positive your head wouldn't fit in there. Chanel: How is your head? Carbön: ... Fine. Chanel: At any rate, thanks for playing second fiddle tonight. You should find a way to make a living off of it, since it's been the basis of your career. Carbön: Well, you're familiar with being second fiddle, no? Chanel: Never. I'm an entire orchestra. Carbön: Loud and dramatic, yes. Chanel: Kill yourself. 12 hours ago, Vulnicura said: Hello judges. For this week's challenge, Chanel and I tried to focus on the quirks of the panel members and try and base our products around them, while including our own hateful and factual dialogue in our banter. The first product is poking fun at the Pokemonsters of the panel, and the second is poking fun at Chanel and her rivalry with Fefe. The last product is a nod to Citrus' love of politics, so I thought it would be a good idea to try and marry the two. In terms of runway, I tried to really focus on what sort of aesthetic Chanel and I both have; I think my fashion is pretty cartoony and messy, whereas Chanel's is very centralised and clean and glamourous, so I tried to capture that in my runway. I went for something very clean and simple, with minimal colour accenting, sticking primarily to black and white so that both our runways were complementary. I opted to create a more dynamic silhouette with the top piece and a freaky hat to capture my style a bit more explicitly with Chanel's fashion. The choker features the Chanel logo with two dots above, and the earring I'm wearing is a small reference to the Dragonball Z Potara earrings, which is what the characters wear during fusion. My main goal for this look was to have a very clean and very easy to look at runway, since I think Chanel succeeds at this pretty nicely. I hope you like the entry! 5 hours ago, CHANEL™ said: Stone & Melanoma 44 minutes ago, talent said: STONOMA ON THE HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK 41 minutes ago, talent said: Category is... campy Russian spy twins, who are russian, also spies, and sex symbols too. Don't forget, twins. Stone is stunning in all black and gold, the serious fighter, trained to be deadly with a sword... She slides off her jacket, her gold buckles gleaming in the spotlight. She flourishes her blade. The styrofoam looks... sinister. Melanoma looks soft on appearance, but is nothing short of lethal with a gun. She starts in her soft fur, but demurely removes it to reveal her pistol holstered underneath. Is that water she's squirting? Or could it be... HYDROCHLORIC ACID? Edited February 8, 2018 by Moonchild
Moonchild Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 The way my graphics were mopped but I still didn't get any products from anyone.
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