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She saw Posty's "vaporizing" threads and had to act quick

Cold heart, Potion, Sweetest Pie and Flowers next

shut the f*** up Nicki, 'droopy ass' Maraj. you are such a disgusting person it is not even funny. go clean your ass, it STINKS. I know, i was front row at the pinkprint tour. it stank. really bad. and your ass has gotten only droopier and siliconed since. i am really done with you nicki. I am. i kept quiet on the arrest situation because i know you LOVED it that you were arrested. you loved the fact that you now have 'street cred' even though you were arrested for an hour and in a switch like sissy country like amsterdam. youre not hood. amsterdam arrest did not make you hood. you are a botched loser. Lady Diana, my angel, I am so so sorry that a f**** loser like this stank ass ho even mentioned you. i know you werent paying attention since youre in heaven (somewhere nicki will never go) but on behalf of the living I am sorry. please, go back to enjoying your eternal joy in heaven. I will handle Nicki for you here on earth.

other artists? she did all of this

This is me... FIRED!

NO ONE WANTS TO WAKE UP TO THE NEWS I WOKE UP TO, NO ONE! @Post Malone won

Happy 76th Birthday Kylie! She looks amazing for someone who just turned 95

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Welcome to the 2nd thread of the 3-part series 'Radical Optimism: The Tankage', where we shall be covering the promotion rollouts of each single of the era as they evaporate, vaporize and TBA off the Spotify charts one by one! The final thread of the series should be coming any day now, with Training Season being the only remaining song on the chart, at #187(-37) as of today. Check out the former thread in the series, 'Illusion' evaporates ! Let's get right into it! Dua Lipa began teasing 'Houdini's release by doing what she does best: serving a beauty shot on Instagram. The post seemingly gained a lot of attention for her standards, as the likes count (2.6M) is about 4 times the amount of likes of her posts nowadays (700-800K) The singer, known for her Spotify shenanigans, started practicing her antics rather earlier than usual, changing the Spotify covers of her entire discography a month before the release. This way, innocent people looking for songs such as One Kiss (feat. Dua Lipa) by Calvin Harris or Prisoner (feat. Dua Lipa) by Miley Cyrus would stumble upon these new cover arts and be alert of her upcoming release. The song then came out in November to what has become synonymous with a Dua Lipa release: an immediate #1 placement on Spotify's biggest playlist, TTH, with the cover. The track was also sent to radio on release day with a radio deal The song showed signs of underperformance right on: it failed to outstream then two months old Greedy on release day, flopped out of the Spotify Global top 10 in a week, failed to go #1 at her very own home market the UK, failed to go top 10 in the US and spent only 1 (one) (UNO) week in the top 20. But under Warner's very generous funding, Dua Lipa continued following the footsteps of 2019's Don't Start Now and promoted the track well into 2024, spamming various new versions to streaming platforms weekly while continuing the reign at the top of TTH. And then And THEN... ... Including a brand new visual for it And THEN......... Dua Lipa had also performed the track numerous times during the period, most notoriously to millions of people watching the Grammys. Warner finally dropped the track from TTH after over 5 months, on April 12 (only to make space for 'Illusion' topping the playlist starting that day). The song is still enjoying a playlist reach of mostly over 100M since then, currently sitting at a whopping 92,276,575 while still missing the top 200 of the Spotify chart. In comparison with the playlist reach of some singles by her peers from last year, that are actually charting right now: #62 SZA - Snooze (81M reach) #78 Sabrina Carpenter - Feather (111M reach) #88 Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For (89M reach) #122 Sabrina Carpenter - Nonsense (57M reach) #137 Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red (116M reach) #139 The Weeknd - Popular (47M reach) #153 Olivia Rodrigo - Vamprie (66M reach) Houdini is more recent than all of these songs, yet fails to make the chart with a similar playlist reach or more. It is also noteworthy that Houdini's parent album was released only 3 weeks ago, and that the song sits at the front of the tracklist as track #2. So, ATRL, why?

"Whether he wants to admit it or not" y'all are psychos lmao

The Paula Abdul of 2020s.

So.. If she doesn't post she doesn't care. If she posts a link pushing others to donate, you assume she did not donate herself. If she donated silently, her impact would've ended with the donation, so she would be called out for not using her platform. If she posted and clearly stated the amount donated, people would've said it's performative activism and call her actions disingenuous. Next time we should suggest Ariana Grande to do an ATRL poll before speaking up about an ongoing genocide.

Someone is about to have a field day

It vaporized? As in turned into a gas?

If I were miss Dua, I would inflate my album sales as well if the worst thing that can happen is ageing gays criticizing me on twitter and pop forums

I remember going to my guitar teacher with that soundtrack on cd and asking if he could teach me "the new madonna song" Actual footage of his reaction:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7fAd3ESHM6/?img_index=3

@Supervillain

This album medley

I don't think Princess Di would ever want to be associated with this woman. x

Please. He was like

Oh it's on Tidal only, so it won't help the album anyway

taylor hates successful women. so if witness did great she still have animosity.

How many "Houdini is a flop" threads do we need? It's serving "Is Katy Perry the new Paula Abdul?" at this point?

Anyone with two functioning brain cells would be able to have an argument more solid than "I don't like this artist so her success comes from a cult and I like this artist so her success comes from GP support". Grow up.

Then explain why the same logic didn't apply to Cowboy Carter, FAST. Also, as much as I love Billie, can you define « organic »? Because 3 Billie songs have 100M+ playlisting reach but it doesn't seem to matter.

Taylor has equal if not more GP support than Billie, get over it. You don't get the highest peak of UNIQUE Spotify listeners among all artists with just "fanbase" support OT: Excellent 6th week for TTPD

FUTURE NOSTALGIA: the radical optimism edition "Future Nostalgia" "Don't Start Now" "Cool" "Physical" "Levitating" "Pretty Please" "Hallucinate" "Love Again" "Break My Heart" "Good In Bed" "Boys Will Be Boys" "Fever" (with Angèle) "We're Good" "Prisoner" (featuring Dua Lipa) "If It Ain't Me" "That Kind of Woman" "Not My Problem" (featuring JID) "Levitating" (featuring DaBaby) "Un Día (One Day)" (with J Balvin, Bad Bunny and Tainy) "End Of An Era" "Houdini" "Training Season" "These Walls" "Whatcha Doing" "French Exit" "Illusion" "Falling Forever" "Anything For Love" "Maria" "Happy For You" "Houdini" (London Sessions) "Training Season" (London Sessions "Illusion" (London Sessions) "Cold Heart" (PNAU Remix) "Sweetest Pie" "Potion" "Dance The Night"

https://atrl.net/forums/topic/468874-should-dua-include-dance-the-night-on-dl3/#comments

She destroyed a disco ball in the MV for WHAT?

This wouldn’t be so hilarious if it wasn’t so damn predictable.

that's the "trends for you" page

This is me... in SHAMBLES

This sounds so like her tho, I wouldn't be surprised.

of course not - the lead single Dance The Night was a huge hit

Yall are laughing but you don't get that this is all part of the Radical Optimism plan! It was being called a flop so to give the album true meaning she had to get RADICAL and add DTN to boost numbers and make it OPTIMISTIC

The album will finally condense after vaporising off the charts

What actual hits does Nicki have these days to add to an album?

He's working late, cuz he's an ATRLer

she could at least flop with dignity like "Smile"

Where's her integrity?

you tell me

Her last 10 fans turning on her Oh Belcalis SHELVED Almanzar