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Omg NOOO not my healthcare provider! :deadbanana2:
 

This is honestly some sh— you'd see in a movie OMFG!!! We should all just collectively blame Trump because lowkey I feel he's got sumn to do with it.

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He passed away? Aw. :/ Aw... Alright.

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Well, can't say it's sad or shocking.

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16 minutes ago, Sombre said:

He passed away? Aw. :/ Aw... Alright.

I now have her voice stuck in my head :rip: 

 

 

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Adding to OP:

 

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12 minutes ago, Vermillion said:

Adding to OP:

 

there are so many men walking around NYC in this exact fit on day to day basis 

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1 hour ago, IBeMe said:

absolutely. The two back to back assassination attempts on Trump, the rise of the right wing worldwide, these various assassinations attempts and successes and other things are all huge harbingers of whats to come and are symbolic of the decay of the US and the systems holding it in place tbh...

The trump assassination attempts were literally staged :ahh:  

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RIP to the bullet. :weeps:

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21 minutes ago, hausofdave said:

as his employee I would love to take a moment of silence but they took away my lunch break and I have to work late today so just no time

ohhhh I can only imagine how awkward your email inbox and Teams chats are today :bibliahh: Damn 

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This feels like the precursor to the hypothetical storming of the American Bastille :deadbanana4:

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Wow, you never really hear about gun violence on an American executive despite US gun laws. Only come across assassinations in Europe against Rheinmettal (attempted) and Renault (succeeded). 
 

But I wish journalists could have some more accuracy in their reporting, not just rely on NYPost who got their facts incorrect : 

 

• He's not the CEO of UnitedHealthcare Group. Andrew Witty is. 

• He's the CEO of the company's Insurance Unit. 
 

According to the proxy statement, as a named executive officer, upon death his beneficiaries will be eligible to receive $20 million (based on 2023 figures). Probably higher now given the company's increased share price in 2024. 

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4 minutes ago, Vermillion said:

 

Burn it all to the ground

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11 minutes ago, sugarysunflower said:

 According to the proxy statement, as a named executive officer, upon death his beneficiaries will be eligible to receive $20 million (based on 2023 figures). Probably higher now given the company's increased share price in 2024. 

Speaking of which :coffee2: 

 

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Omg are they rolling out the guillotine? E*** M*** next

 

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I would care but they argued my emergency visit wasn't medically necessary when I fell and ripped open up my foot and wanted me to pay all of the $2k bill so **** you too *****!

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