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1 minute ago, I♥Toronto said:

If you want REAL musicals, watch Broadway shows..not this dreck

Or "BLACK IS KING" on Disney+ :katie:

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A new standard for cinematic flop :dies:

 

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17 minutes ago, NickAurora said:

Saw a gay p0rn parody of this film at my local adult movie theater, and walked out approximately 20 minutes into the film. It starred Malik Delgaty as The Stroker, and I think Katya was Harlot Quinn.

 

They sang to the chorus of Dream A Little Dream of Me during the first 10 minutes and before you know it, Malik was on all fours donned in his Stroker outfit—complete with smeared makeup, suspenders that clipped to his assless chaps and a tattered necktie. By the time they introduced Katya, I had already checked out mentally and did what needed to be done. 

 

It cost $2 because it was Cheapie Tuesday and received further discount due to being a regular. Prior to this, I had previously seen Haus of Gooch at the same theatre and was enthralled by the performances of Armond Rizzo and Dirk Caber as Parmesan Reggiano and Maurizio Gooch.  

 

As I breathed in that faint scent of bodily fluid and rolls of nickels that night, I knew that what I was witnessing was a masterpiece as far adult entertainment goes, and I had hoped that this next parody would replicate that magic.

 

Unfortunately, you can only imagine my disappointment with the film. First, the casting: Where was Armond? That beautiful 4'11" Adonis was notably absent from this one! Tsk-tsk. Secondly, the random musical elements threw everyone off as everyone had all raised their left arms in disbelief, groaning not with pleasure but out of frustration with this direction. Finally, the performances from the cast lacked chemistry, cohesion and overall direction that House of Gooch had.

 

On top of everything else, I got crabs from sitting bare-bottomed on one of the seats. Is this what BISMS means?! IS IT?!

what the phack are you even saying :rip:

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The way this is going to end up being a total flop… 

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1 hour ago, Gottasadae said:

Excuse you.

 

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It's just a small portion, since I have no time to go through your fave mess :giraffe: Anyway, you can keep living in your denial stage.

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40% audience score

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gays, you should be excited for musical movie. 

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2 minutes ago, chiliam said:

gays, you should be excited for musical movie. 

gays:

 

 

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7 hours ago, gatito said:

it's even worse when it's a BAD musical 

 

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Exactly! I mean it ain't no La La Land :suburban:

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Just read the entire plot summary on Wikipedia. Why the **** did this need to be > 2 hours 

 

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:rip:

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3 minutes ago, bjorn said:

Exactly! I mean it ain't no La La Land :suburban:

La la land is such a masterpiece. Just incredible. 

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Well. At least this means Oscar chances are dead so the promo campaign will swiftly end and she can immediately go into LG7 mode and promote something gays actually want.

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51 minutes ago, Assassin said:

40% audience score

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Omg usually audiences are kinder than critics :deadbanana:

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Alexa, now play "Walk It Out"

 

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the way it keeps dropping in rotten tomatoes LOL

 

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5 hours ago, Aristede said:

This is going to be a major embarrassment for Gaga, no doubt about it. But I think she needs to book another role ASAP and act like this movie never happened.

She can try to forget about JFAD and the pannage all she likes, but the GP won't.

 

It's stuck on her resume forever and there's nothing she can do about it. :spin:

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Ask ga ga for a refund!!! :msmarvel:

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Jesus she can't catch a break huh

And to think the Gaga stans were bragging about this movie role as if everything was guaranteed to be top notch and acclaimed, the clown came back to bite I guess

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6 hours ago, Gottasadae said:

Excuse you.

 

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It's just a small portion, since I have no time to go through your fave mess :giraffe: Anyway, you can keep living in your denial stage.

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Oh lord Jesus :rip:

 

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It seems like people are finally clocking onto the fact that Gaga is not the actress she's made out to be. Personally I never even saw what all the fuss about ASIB was. I didn't think that movie was all it's cracked up to be, either.

 

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1 minute ago, Burn said:

It seems like people are finally clocking onto the fact that Gaga is not the actress she's made out to be. Personally I never even saw what all the fuss about ASIB was. I didn't think that movie was all it's cracked up to be, either.

 

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Yeah I mean Asib was literally a remake and the original was still miles better, both in terms of music and acting. I guess the hoopla was all a result of good pr campaigning.

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6 hours ago, Gottasadae said:

 

 

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It's just a small portion, since I have no time to go through your fave mess :giraffe: Anyway, you can keep living in your denial stage.

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