charts discussion Lady Gaga's 'Harlequin' debuts zero songs on Global Spotify | Day 8: 1.88M (-16%)

[Kill Me]

Her fanbase whining 'bUt JaZz' excuse when the same song with Bruno is at #1 and the same song without Bruno and with 75M playlist support and TTH and NMF playlist stays OUT when it is ridiculously easy to chart... even complete bombs from Katy and other khias charted

 

Can't wait for the excuses when her next album inevitably bombs... I think I'll be hearing a lot of "no promo" excuses even after 3 mvs, VMA performance, a tour, multiple magazine covers, ads on YT and multiple interviews...

 

[Spicy Pisces]

Not OGHs putting their own expectations on this side project more so than LMs 

[BrokenMachine]

6 minutes ago, perfillusion said:

MORE THAN 143     

 

 

 

With more songs and playlisting. The bar is in hell 

[Navyofbadgals]

6 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Spotify • Day 1: 7,011,130

Good Morning	722 164
Get Happy (2024)	573 459
Oh, When The Saints	531 145
World On A String	473 980
If My Friends Could See Me Now	436 699
That's Entertainment	401 928
Smile	390 339
The Joker	728 388
Folie à Deux	470 603
Gonna Build A Mountain	353 862
Close To You	400 043
Happy Mistake	1 145 828
That's Life	382 692

 

This is a lower track avg than.. lemme not

 

i knew this was never destined for long term success given its sound but I'm kinda shocked even the initial interest in it is so low

oh well she still has DWAS and we can just move on to LG7

[JennyWayne]

Biggest debut ever for a jazz album

[MonsterNavy]

7m with a jazz album side project - all covers

 

 

vs

 

Dr Rape's 143: 6.6m streams 1st day

feat. Dr Rape, Max Martin, Stargate, Doechii, JID, 21 Savage and Kim Petras - VMAs Vanguard payola performance etc

 

 

you cant make this up

 

 

 

Edited September 28 by MonsterNavy

[HardBambi]

35 minutes ago, Pop Fan said:

LG7 will be yet another Gaga project that will serve as an example of pure tankery

LG7 will do well if it's good or even mediocre like Stupid love for example, I think the GP is hungry for Popga

 

It might tank if it's really bad and boring, hopefully she's not trying too hard like with Artpop

[Riverbank]

5 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Spotify • Day 1: 7,011,130

Good Morning	722 164
Get Happy (2024)	573 459
Oh, When The Saints	531 145
World On A String	473 980
If My Friends Could See Me Now	436 699
That's Entertainment	401 928
Smile	390 339
The Joker	728 388
Folie à Deux	470 603
Gonna Build A Mountain	353 862
Close To You	400 043
Happy Mistake	1 145 828
That's Life	382 692

 

The way she had +700k people checking for the album but 200k of them couldn't make it to track 2 fjfjjdjdjd

 

[ANG3L]

Dance the Night - Dua Lipa - #20 WW/ #31 US
Carolina - Taylor Swift - #27 WW/ #17 US
Can't Catch Me Now - Olivia Rodrigo - #60 WW/ #23 US
My House - Beyoncé - #65 WW/ #40 US
What was i made for? - Billie Eilish -  #81/ #76 US
Electric - Katy Perry - #121 WW/ #88 US
Hold My Hand - Lady Gaga - OUT WW/ OUT US
Happy Mistake - Lady Gaga - OUT WW/ OUT US (TTH placement) 

 

[verthigo]

1 minute ago, MonsterNavy said:

7m with a jazz album side project all covers

 

 

vs

 

Dr Rape's 143: 6.6m streams 1st day

feat. Dr Rape, Doechii, JID, 21 Savage and Kim Petras

 

 

you cant make this up

 

 

[MonsterNavy]

1 minute ago, BrokenMachine said:

With more songs and playlisting. The bar is in hell 

[Navyofbadgals]

1 minute ago, Riverbank said:

The way she had +700k people checking for the album but 200k of them couldn't make it to track 2 fjfjjdjdjd

 

Guess you could say they didn't have a Good Morning listening to it

 

[SylMacPer]

8 minutes ago, perfillusion said:

MORE THAN 143     

 

 

 

And less than anyone else...

 

Katy being LMs standard for success in 2024 is disheartening!

 

If that makes you happy... 

[CovalentBondage]

3 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

7m with a jazz album side project - all covers

 

 

vs

 

Dr Rape's 143: 6.6m streams 1st day

feat. Dr Rape, Max Martin, Stargate, Doechii, JID, 21 Savage and Kim Petras - VMAs Vanguard payola performance etc

 

 

you cant make this up

 

 

 

[CaptainMusic]

I see people have learned nothing from The Gift and Renaissance. 

 

LG7 will obviously perform a lot better than this. 

[Almighty Gaga]

13 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Spotify • Day 1: 7,011,130

Good Morning	722 164
Get Happy (2024)	573 459
Oh, When The Saints	531 145
World On A String	473 980
If My Friends Could See Me Now	436 699
That's Entertainment	401 928
Smile	390 339
The Joker	728 388
Folie à Deux	470 603
Gonna Build A Mountain	353 862
Close To You	400 043
Happy Mistake	1 145 828
That's Life	382 692

 

Not this thread backfiring

 

7x more than her last Jazz project

[CovalentBondage]

2 minutes ago, SylMacPer said:

And less than anyone else...

 

Katy being LMs standard for success in 2024 is disheartening!

 

If that makes you happy... 

This is literally a thread by a katy stan trying to compare and discredit gaga. 

[Assassin]

4 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

The way she had +700k people checking for the album but 200k of them couldn't make it to track 2 fjfjjdjdjd

 

I wonder if they even finished the first track?

[kudmips7890]

3 minutes ago, Miss Americana said:

Her fanbase whining 'bUt JaZz' excuse when the same song with Bruno is at #1 and the same song without Bruno and with 75M playlist support

So that means the Weeknd's non-"bUt JaZz" Avatar song (THAT Avatar with the 2B+ gross) with the same crafted synth-pop sound SHOULD have charted well right? Given that it was released a day before the movie to give it the biggest impact? And he was coming off of After Hours and Dawn FM? Because it is THE POP BOY after all. 

 

Should have been:

 

4 minutes ago, Miss Americana said:

ridiculously easy to chart

Right? 

 

Or is that same song nowhere even near 100M streams? 

 

5 minutes ago, Miss Americana said:

Can't wait for the excuses

[DemDam92]

Deserved 

 

She really thought she will shock the world with a surprise Jazz album release ? Lmao

[CovalentBondage]

2 minutes ago, SylMacPer said:

And less than anyone else...

 

Katy being LMs standard for success in 2024 is disheartening!

 

If that makes you happy... 

This is literally a thread by a katy stan trying to compare and discredit gaga. 

[Me & My Hits]

16 minutes ago, Assassin said:

inb4 the lead single for LG7 has a feature. 

At this point, it has to 

[MonsterNavy]

some cute achievements for Harlequin before we officially enter LG7 era in a few days!

 

 

[littlepotter]

53 minutes ago, surprisecentres said:

Lidl's getting so cocky is always hilarious because Gaga has been serving straight bomb since 2014, except for her last major movie project's soundtrack. Which makes it even more laughable you're all writing this one off as "oh it's just a companion soundtrack"  

"Oh it's just a companion soundtrack "

... well... it is...?

There truly is no limit to ignorance and stupidty on this website.

 

Please clearly and concisely explain to me how "biggest jazz album debut of all time" is supposed to signal a lack of success.

[BrokenMachine]

8 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

I think the actual copium is deflecting into Katy's atomic bomb but whatever