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Ohhhh :gaycat4:

 

Karma is a *****!! I should've known better 

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Just now, rp662 said:

She's doing red carpet events for the movie, she is featured on the #1 song on Spotify, she just performed at the Olympics, one of the biggest audiences worldwide possible.

 

 

Not smashing is one thing, not debuting one single song even at #200 is well..

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none of those are promo for this JAZZ COVERS alboom, that #1 song isn't on this alboom, she could have been desperate and tacked it on here but she has integrity unlike other sad artists, she is promoting her movie on the red carpets... quit scrambling kitkat you are making a fool out of yourself.

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Just now, rp662 said:

She's doing red carpet events for the movie, she is featured on the #1 song on Spotify, she just performed at the Olympics, one of the biggest audiences worldwide possible.

 

 

Not smashing is one thing, not debuting one single song even at #200 is well..

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If you are trying to prove that Gaga is a flop, maybe you should stop trying to convince us that she´s having a peak in her career right now.

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I'm flopping in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on no chart, baby
I was tanking this way
Don't hide the flops in regret
Just flop like tankery and you're set
I'm on no chart, baby
I was Tankimf this way (Tank this way)

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17 minutes ago, Femininomenon said:

 

Harlequin spotify 1st day predictions

 

Canonical Ensembl - 26M

FailSafe - 23M

Hot Volcano - 22.5M
Human Fly - 20-21.5M

kwek_kwek - 20M

Nico Robin - 17M

perfectillusion204 - 16.5M

Chaos Angel - 16.2M

AlGreRithm - 15.6M

Hair - 14.5M

duybeeGashantiGa - 14.3M

Extinctkid - 14.3M 

Miss Anthropocene - 13.5M

ineedboxinggloves - 13M

MonsterNavy - 12M

MonsterTown - 10.5M

Miracle - 10M

Daglazzo - 10M

ViviLittleM 10M

Velvet - 9.8M

Jack! - 9.5M

Rhiannon - 8.5M

MonsterJohn - 8M

GipJo - 6.7M
 

:rip:

These people have no excuse to say they expected this tankery then

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17 minutes ago, Femininomenon said:

 

Harlequin spotify 1st day predictions

 

Canonical Ensembl - 26M

FailSafe - 23M

Hot Volcano - 22.5M
Human Fly - 20-21.5M

kwek_kwek - 20M

Nico Robin - 17M

perfectillusion204 - 16.5M

Chaos Angel - 16.2M

AlGreRithm - 15.6M

Hair - 14.5M

duybeeGashantiGa - 14.3M

Extinctkid - 14.3M 

Miss Anthropocene - 13.5M

ineedboxinggloves - 13M

MonsterNavy - 12M

MonsterTown - 10.5M

Miracle - 10M

Daglazzo - 10M

ViviLittleM 10M

Velvet - 9.8M

Jack! - 9.5M

Rhiannon - 8.5M

MonsterJohn - 8M

GipJo - 6.7M
 

:rip:

If you looked at the date, we did those predictions before knowing it was an album full of old songs covers.

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Just now, MonsterNavy said:

pop-katy assisted by dr rape + solo jazz gaga covering old songs = boatm8s :heart:

 

harlequin - 7M

143 - 6.6M

 

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her jazz album outdoing a pop alboom that had 3 singles and VMAs :rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip: i would also be crying if i was a kitkat

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7m is cute for a mostly jazz album full of covers.

 

When she first said "vintage pop" i had my expectations set to 15M. Then i lowered after hearing and finding out it was jazz and covers. Love For Sale did 1.5M. There's no way she would do 50M with it :deadbanana2:

 

Still she was able to outperform some albums that had heavily promoted singles with vídeos and over 10 versions :clap3:

 

If this was indeed LG7, her pop album, i would understand the lashings but coming for Harlequin is not the drag y'all think it is. 

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I'm flopping in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on no chart, baby
I was tanking this way
Don't hide the flops in regret
Just flop like tankery and you're set
I'm on no chart, baby
I was Tankimf this way (Tank this way)

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pop-katy assisted by dr rape + solo jazz gaga covering old songs = boatm8s :heart:

 

harlequin - 7M

143 - 6.6M

 

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Let's give this to KatyCats.. they need this Jazz Gaga = Pop Katy Validation so HARD

 

for their mental health let's give it to them :giraffe:

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3 hours ago, BrokenMachine said:

Gaga hasn't had successful albums after this project... because she has released nothing and the project just came out yesterday. Make it make sense :dies:

don't play dumb you know exactly what i meant :rip:

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2 minutes ago, MonsterNavy said:

pop-katy assisted by dr rape + solo jazz gaga covering old songs = boatm8s :heart:

 

harlequin - 7M

143 - 6.6M

 

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NOOO :jonnycat:

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4 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

her jazz album outdoing a pop alboom that had 3 singles and VMAs :rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip: i would also be crying if i was a kitkat

playlisted to high heavens, attached to a billion dollar franchise, and coming fresh off of a top 5 hit :rip:

 

liddos 🤝 katyrats 

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Just now, MonsterNavy said:

pop-katy assisted by dr rape + solo jazz gaga covering old songs = boatm8s :heart:

 

harlequin - 7M

143 - 6.6M

 

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Oh Gaga and Katy; the level of the tankery that you both served in the last week is impressive and not easy to pull off. 

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4 minutes ago, fememeist said:

These people have no excuse to say they expected this tankery then

 

21 minutes ago, Femininomenon said:

 

Harlequin spotify 1st day predictions

 

Canonical Ensembl - 26M

FailSafe - 23M

Hot Volcano - 22.5M
Human Fly - 20-21.5M

kwek_kwek - 20M

Nico Robin - 17M

perfectillusion204 - 16.5M

Chaos Angel - 16.2M

AlGreRithm - 15.6M

Hair - 14.5M

duybeeGashantiGa - 14.3M

Extinctkid - 14.3M 

Miss Anthropocene - 13.5M

ineedboxinggloves - 13M

MonsterNavy - 12M

MonsterTown - 10.5M

Miracle - 10M

Daglazzo - 10M

ViviLittleM 10M

Velvet - 9.8M

Jack! - 9.5M

Rhiannon - 8.5M

MonsterJohn - 8M

GipJo - 6.7M
 

:rip:

 

16 minutes ago, WildHeart said:

Not lower than the second lowest :deadbanana2:

 

8 minutes ago, Schhh said:

:bibliahh: my oh my

These poor souls predicted even without knowing what the album sounds like or how many original songs are there

:rip:

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3 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

her jazz album outdoing a pop alboom that had 3 singles and VMAs :rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip: i would also be crying if i was a kitkat

They be crying the whole thread here. The fact that Gaga has the #1 WW song and some dare to call her not an A Lister or a flop. :gaycat6:

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Joker film gets terrible reviews.

Monsters: She's barely in the movie. It's not Gaga's Joker

 

She releases an entire album dedicated to the movie and it bombs

Monsters: It's only a side jazz album she surprise released for the fans. 

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karma keeps recipes 

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Just now, perfect blue said:

playlisted to high heavens and attached to a billion dollar franchise :rip:

 

liddos 🤝 katyrats 

Where's the playlist of Good Morning? :rip:

 

Jazz Gaga = Pop Katy, at least that we can agree 

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1 minute ago, Elementary said:

Joker film gets terrible reviews.

Monsters: She's barely in the movie. It's not Gaga's Joker

 

She releases an entire album dedicated to the movie and it bombs

Monsters: It's only a side jazz album she surprise released for the fans. 

Joker is the common denominator here.. a BOMB

:ryan3:

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A cover jazz album pulling more streams than a highly promoted pop album, and KatyKats still wanna try it? :deadbanana2:

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wow i'm kinda gagged? she has 90+ million monthly spotify listeners and has the #1 song in the world right now and her brand new album could only do 7M? and the album is also attached to the most anticipated movie of the year (the trailer broke records earlier this year). i didn't expect this to do 50M first day or really serve longevity but i thought this would at least do 25M-30M first day...

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16 minutes ago, Scandalous said:

not it doing LESS than 1.43 :ahh: 

7m is less than 6.6m now?

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