BrattyBottom Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 10 minutes ago, TomTom said: 1.14/5 on RYM https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/katy-perry/143/ Surely it will also bottom the list there as well. It's certainly off to a great start. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Mxnster Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago This thread will be even more iconic than that Chained To The Rhythm chart-run's thread, I fear. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kern Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 18 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said: I notice it has quickly shot to the bottom as worst reviewed album on AOTY, it's sitting at 37. Yikes! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbannature Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago The Sputnik review was only a user review, y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideOrDie Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Giving my red carpet review 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Oh y'all are perched for this huh? Then migrate to Spotify First Day and then HDD thereafter. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summerboy95 Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 59 minutes ago, Edonis said: "Are you ready for your TANKING lessons?" ARTPOP gulped Bionic breathed heavily Britney Jean nodded nervously Glitter sighed Lotus dry heaved C,XOXO gasped for air Dopamine got teary-eyed Latoya Jackson stared blankly "Yes, 143." they said in unison. Witness and Smile are missing though! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edonis Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 minute ago, Summerboy95 said: Witness and Smile are missing though! Her discography could be a copypasta on its own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBoy Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago She's always been panned so not sure why some of you are camping here over something that even Stevie Wonder would've seen coming... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EnigmaticAndroid Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 13 minutes ago, DockDock said: a 5 stars review there: Y'all love to hate on Katy Perry It's a decent album. I guess y'all just giving it 0,5-2 stars because you hate katy perry. this is so uncool Please take this 5 star review down as its only a user review. No fake positive reviews in this official thread plz 🙏 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erotic Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago I've arrived 1 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kern Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago (edited) Katy Perry realizing we are bopping to '7' by Nelly Furtado and not 143 Edited 5 hours ago by Kern 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DockDock Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 11 minutes ago, EnigmaticAndroid said: Please take this 5 star review down as its only a user review. No fake positive reviews in this official thread plz 🙏 let me hide that real quick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterExpose Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago It's definitely not an impressive album that warranted getting Luke back on board and actually just exposed how much of a shitty person she is. I don't think it's a 1/5 album tho maybe a 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrattyBottom Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago Add my rankings: WOMAN'S WORLD 2/10 sounds like a jingle for a discounted clothing store GIMME GIMME 4/10 I see what Luke and co was trying to do here but it wasn't successful. 21 didn't deliver. GORGEOUS 2/10 one of the worst on the album. Should have stayed in the Feed the Beast scraps file. Too similar to GG yet...worse somehow. I'M HIS HE'S MINE 2.5/10 upgraded from a 2 because of Doechii's contribution. Katy sounds awkward and the sample is uninspired. Very dull. CRUSH 4.5/10 sample use on this one is more successful. It's pretty inoffensive and my favourite so far. There's something feel good about it I guess. LIFETIMES 3.5/10 this isn't offensive but it doesn't go anywhere. It reminds me of a track you would find on an album in a bargain bin of unsold cds. ALL THE LOVE 4/10 some of the better songwriting so far. Can't say much about the production, it's still very samey. NIRVANA 4/10 there's a bit of **** thrown in this one. This one has a few Katy moments in the songwriting. The outro is a bit of a moment and not just because it's over. ARTIFICIAL 2.5/10 cringe cringe cringe. This one is pretty annoying and I really dislike the vocal production. Artifical is a good title because it sounds AI generated. JID...had a verse. TRUTH 3.5/10 more bad vocal production. This one really doesn't really go anywhere but at least it has some heart in it. WONDER 5.5/10 as I previously mentioned, this was the highlight for me on first listen. I can appreciate that this has personality. 3/10 OVERALL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylie Jenner Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago This album is the audio version of throwing sh_t at the wall and hoping it sticks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aden Posted 5 hours ago Popular Post Share Posted 5 hours ago ARTPOP HDD thread purple heart veterans, our time is NOW 7 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roberto Posted 5 hours ago Share Posted 5 hours ago 4 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said: Add my rankings: WOMAN'S WORLD 2/10 sounds like a jingle for a discounted clothing store GIMME GIMME 4/10 I see what Luke and co was trying to do here but it wasn't successful. 21 didn't deliver. GORGEOUS 2/10 one of the worst on the album. Should have stayed in the Feed the Beast scraps file. Too similar to GG yet...worse somehow. I'M HIS HE'S MINE 2.5/10 upgraded from a 2 because of Doechii's contribution. Katy sounds awkward and the sample is uninspired. Very dull. CRUSH 4.5/10 sample use on this one is more successful. It's pretty inoffensive and my favourite so far. There's something feel good about it I guess. LIFETIMES 3.5/10 this isn't offensive but it doesn't go anywhere. It reminds me of a track you would find on an album in a bargain bin of unsold cds. ALL THE LOVE 4/10 some of the better songwriting so far. Can't say much about the production, it's still very samey. NIRVANA 4/10 there's a bit of **** thrown in this one. This one has a few Katy moments in the songwriting. The outro is a bit of a moment and not just because it's over. ARTIFICIAL 2.5/10 cringe cringe cringe. This one is pretty annoying and I really dislike the vocal production. Artifical is a good title because it sounds AI generated. JID...had a verse. TRUTH 3.5/10 more bad vocal production. This one really doesn't really go anywhere but at least it has some heart in it. WONDER 5.5/10 as I previously mentioned, this was the highlight for me on first listen. I can appreciate that this has personality. 3/10 OVERALL Not this being panned even on ATRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STMG23 Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Me printing this thread every monday for the next weeks 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tistotal Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, KatyPrismSpirit said: Katycats please seek refuge in the 143 album thread during all the lashings and 1 star reviews. These will be some of the hardest days in our entire lifetimes.mp3 as Katycats. Use it so we can have a safe space. We will get through this yall I'm about to leave, you will be alone so it already begins with 1/5 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatyPrismSpirit Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 3 minutes ago, Tistotal said: I'm about to leave, you will be alone The way every Katycat is leaving like it was truly bad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOMH Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Ready for a round of tomatoes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tistotal Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said: The way every Katycat is leaving like it was truly bad You don't have NRO, HIH or CAIL this time, there's no way to like this bomb I'm really trying and some generic bops could go to my playlists but that's all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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