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[Taylor fanboy]

Just now, Achilles. said:

Something about the lyric "I bet you bought your mother another sweater" is just so good. 

And yet you gave it a 6.5…

[wastedpotential]

Just now, Achilles. said:

Something about the lyric "I bet you bought your mother another sweater" is just so good. 

 

Just now, Cruel Summer said:

@wastedpotential 

The girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don't, don't 

[chiliam]

1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

 

245. Christmases When You Were Mine

4.978

 

Comments

SLUTTVFTV

9 - "Underrated as hell! She needs to re-record it."

wastedpotential

8.8 - "An epiphany hit me the other day, that She basically ripped herself off when She made Message In A Bottle, because why does that have the EXACT same melody as this little classic? Y'all hear that too (assuming you listened to this ddd), right? I know I'm insane, but not for this one. Anyway, this is just a gorgeous and sweet and somber Christmas breakup anthem, it sits with me deeply, and I'll be adding it to my next Christmas party playlist to depress everyone and to send them to the open bar! I do believe this could be classified as her single worst vocal performance on a studio track, but that's fine because literally nobody has heard it. I love the imagery She uses in this song, because it's so patently phony and She doesn't even try to disguise it. Sister, you moved to Nashville when you were 14, and as far as I know never had a serious relationship before that (at least I'd hope so). Why on EARTH are you writing about the freezing Christmas weather and the snow-covered little town when Nashville gets snow on Christmas once a decade and drops below freezing a few nights a year? Sister, be serious, please."

reputation1989

8.5 - "Absolutely horrible but I stan."

Achilles.

6.5 - "This one is actually quite good!"

Where are you now?

6.5 - "Heartwarming original - she's gotta re-record it!"

LoveInStereo

5.9 - "These vocals... this could be redeemed with a TV, till then, pass!"

Bosque

5 - "The most tolerable vocals on this album."

Lorenzo22

1.8 - "The vocal delivery is atrocious. :deadbanana:"

Klein

1 - "You can't spell Christmases When You Were Mine without ME!"

blown away

1 - "Compared to these vocals miss Selena Gomez sounds like peak Mariah Carey."

 

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MusicLoverDude	6
Starchild	5
KillingYourCareer	10
AshleyLovescats887	10
AbeHicks	10
fridayteenage	10
Kyle-x	10
Taylor fanboy	10
SLUTTVFTV	9
Losing my ground	9
chiliam	9
wastedpotential	8.8
StØned	8.6
makeawish	8.5
llikeh	8
folkloreking	8
Iamanearthling	8
PerfectSacrifice	8
burninredhot	8
brokee	8
enchanted0	8
sparrowblue	7.5
Sanguine	7.5
tjspy	7.3
Michael196	7.2
Soobin	7.1
greento	7
Live To Tell	7
a_d_22	7
Hurem	7
reputation1989	7
Enrique523	7
Axolotl	7
liam13	7
Supernatural	7
Mocha	7
Holy Ground	7
Dear Reader	7
ellis-bell	7
TheArgonaut	7
Bussea	7
kyungsoowift	7
SleepingTigers	7
greeneyedsoul	7
Lazuli	7
Rev8	7
Don	7
SoSickOfThatSOL	7
StonedSoulPicnic	7
Safe&Sound	6.9
Mr. Duff	6.8
MidnightsAtPeace	6.6
Quicksand	6.5
Where are you now?	6.5
Achilles.	6.5
Edge of Glory	6.5
roso	6.3
djcalpal	6.2
tb6591	6
NordicGuy	6
Forever Winter	6
pinkbowvintage	6
Namigo	6
Riverbank	6
LastKiss	6
itsjem	6
gagacasanova	6
chosensparkles	6
Gorjesspazze9	6
Feanor	6
Tedwards	6
Nein	6
Ger.vaz	6
BOAZ	6
Flower	6
Bartender	6
LoveInStereo	5.9
Velvet Night	5.7
Avrileon	5.6
SylMacPer	5.5
G.U.Y_Del_Rey	5.5
Bindi	5.4
idkwiam	5.1
PaloSanto	5
sanzo	5
4Real	5
Theluckyone	5
Life Savers	5
badidearight	5
halcyonday	5
Venice B	5
Yog	5
Miles.	5
RihannaLoverrr	5
Hooker Barbie	5
My Tears Ricochet	5
K$Ellie	5
Bosque	5
Ms. Togekiss	5
FolkLover1989	4.8
305	4.5
ChapelHooker	4.5
terrorblade	4
Solaria	4
CamiloPg_	4
skizzo	4
jacobhalkohit	4
vinicius	4
Ampersand13	4
Schami66	4
TaylenaStan	4
Catch22	4
paulyyyozd	4
twoheadlightshine	4
Blood Magic	4
heckinglovato	4
wehavetostan	4
Cruel Summer	3.5
The Music Industry	3
Arrows	3
Fitzswiftie	3
Prismee	3
Great Username	3
GuyNextDoor	3
americanlife	3
ONOPKA	3
Strawberry Bubble	3
Flames2Embers	3
fab	3
yourfaveisaflop	3
pavi	3
Top Dash	3
PoisonedIvy	2.5
1989	2.2
beagle	2.1
Peroxide	2
DevilsRollTheDice	2
Vespertine	2
D-@-N	2
LVP	2
Terylee	2
LovaticSwiftie	2
creativity.	2
Clauss	2
Byzantium	2
Heldenzeit	2
jacklovesyou1	2
Lorenzo22	1.8
AdrianNicki	1.5
NewStanner	1.5
Tusk	1.2
NEX	1
Teen Spirit	1
@freakum.	1
frankvert	1
Mezik	1
NextBish90	1
modern thing	1
holyground13	1
Klein	1
Swirl900	1
Diarrhoea	1
blown away	1
TMRA	1
By the Water	1
Sad Beautiful Tragic	0

 

Such a cute classic Christmas hymm. Get me in such a mood every Christmas season since 2009.

Why the hell this out before those horrible Christmas cover on the same EP. You guys hate original Christmas song? Shame on you.

[jacklovesyou1]

3 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

@Forever Winter good sis… what number are we aiming to get to tonight?

 

i think we're doing around 60-70 songs 

[Cruel Summer]

1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

 

The girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don't, don't 

To be fair, if re-recorded, I think it could have a little The Way I Loved You moment 

[Brooklyn Baby]

2 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

@Forever Winter good sis… what number are we aiming to get to tonight?

 

I was thinking 200 or 175

 

[AshleyLovescats887]

The TV will make it so popular iktr 

[Taylor fanboy]

Listening to a shuffle of her discog and the whiplash of Gorgeous -> The Albatross

[1989]

There's a solid chance my other three 0s will go out today, lettuce pray 

[Brooklyn Baby]

 

244. Two Is Better Than One (Boys Like Girls feat. Taylor Swift)

5.025

 

Comments

MusicLoverDude

10 - "Boys Like Girls had some GREAT jams in the late 2000s and this collab with Taylor is still great!"

Bussea

9.5 - "The NOSTALGIA."

Achilles.

8 - "This should have been a SMASH smash. Why wasn't it?"

sparrowblue

8 - "A random throwback I forgot I liked. Where's boys like girls now?"

blown away

6.1 - "A cute song."

wastedpotential

4.5 - "If you survived the "Is Taylor dating Martin Johnson" tabloid era, have you applied for AARP membership yet? This song is not great because I hate his voice, but I also resent it for ******* up my fantasy Fearless singles run with You're Not Sorry getting its Apologize moment. Ugh, men really ruin everything (including the ******* self-written Sermons Now track list). If I were Lord in 2009 or whenever that little maybe-fling was, I'd have forced him to cut his atrocious hair (and to get clean from the coke nnnn), but he really does have good bone structure, and when he's not doing the mid-late aughts version of the indie girl italics singing, he has a good voice. I think he has a kid now, I wonder if he'll tell it that he knew Taylor Swift, and that She absolutely does NOT remember who he is."

1989

1.4 - "This is god awful, I forgot how bad this was."

AshleyLovescats887

1 - "what the f*ck is this"

Where are you now?

0 - "Nope. One is better than two, Martin Johnson."

 

Results

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SLUTTVFTV	5
Starchild	2
4Real	10
AbeHicks	10
Losing my ground	10
MusicLoverDude	10
greeneyedsoul	10
LastKiss	9.6
Bussea	9.5
Ampersand13	9
Mr. Duff	8.9
FolkLover1989	8.5
terrorblade	8
Namigo	8
Enrique523	8
Prismee	8
fridayteenage	8
makeawish	8
My Tears Ricochet	8
sparrowblue	8
Achilles.	8
liam13	7.5
Mocha	7.5
SleepingTigers	7.5
tb6591	7.4
Avrileon	7.1
llikeh	7
folkloreking	7
gagacasanova	7
Iamanearthling	7
Axolotl	7
Yog	7
burninredhot	7
Supernatural	7
Rev8	7
Don	7
Cruel Summer	7
PoisonedIvy	6.9
PerfectSacrifice	6.8
greento	6.5
KillingYourCareer	6.5
G.U.Y_Del_Rey	6.5
creativity.	6.5
brokee	6.5
twoheadlightshine	6.5
Blood Magic	6.5
Sanguine	6.5
blown away	6.1
NordicGuy	6
The Music Industry	6
DevilsRollTheDice	6
Live To Tell	6
sanzo	6
MidnightsAtPeace	6
Soobin	6
itsjem	6
badidearight	6
Gorjesspazze9	6
frankvert	6
Great Username	6
ONOPKA	6
Dear Reader	6
ellis-bell	6
Byzantium	6
Heldenzeit	6
Kyle-x	6
chiliam	6
Bartender	6
Edge of Glory	6
Velvet Night	5.7
Forever Winter	5.5
skizzo	5.5
Hurem	5.5
jacobhalkohit	5.5
StØned	5.5
wehavetostan	5.5
tjspy	5.2
Lazuli	5.2
idkwiam	5.1
SylMacPer	5
PaloSanto	5
CamiloPg_	5
Riverbank	5
Theluckyone	5
Life Savers	5
Vespertine	5
@freakum.	5
chosensparkles	5
D-@-N	5
halcyonday	5
Venice B	5
vinicius	5
Fitzswiftie	5
Mezik	5
Sad Beautiful Tragic	5
RihannaLoverrr	5
Strawberry Bubble	5
Hooker Barbie	5
kyungsoowift	5
yourfaveisaflop	5
enchanted0	5
K$Ellie	5
SoSickOfThatSOL	5
Bindi	5
Ms. Togekiss	5
TaylenaStan	4.6
wastedpotential	4.5
Flower	4.5
beagle	4.2
Safe&Sound	4.1
pinkbowvintage	4
ChapelHooker	4
djcalpal	4
Tedwards	4
Miles.	4
Nein	4
BOAZ	4
pavi	4
StonedSoulPicnic	4
heckinglovato	4
305	3.5
NewStanner	3.5
Solaria	3
NEX	3
Arrows	3
reputation1989	3
Schami66	3
LVP	3
americanlife	3
LovaticSwiftie	3
holyground13	3
Clauss	3
Quicksand	3
Flames2Embers	3
fab	3
AdrianNicki	3
By the Water	3
Lorenzo22	3
Peroxide	2.8
Ger.vaz	2.6
TheArgonaut	2.3
a_d_22	2
Feanor	2
GuyNextDoor	2
Terylee	2
modern thing	2
roso	2
Catch22	2
paulyyyozd	2
Klein	2
jacklovesyou1	2
Bosque	2
LoveInStereo	2
Tusk	1.5
1989	1.4
Top Dash	1.1
Teen Spirit	1
AshleyLovescats887	1
NextBish90	1
Holy Ground	1
Swirl900	1
Diarrhoea	1
Taylor fanboy	1
TMRA	1
Where are you now?	0
Michael196	0

 

[Cruel Summer]

Looking back I was actually WAY too harsh on CWYWM  oh well, makes up for me doing things like giving Stay³ whatever I gave it

[Peroxide]

1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

I was thinking 200 or 175

 

Loving the dedication sis.

 

[1989]

Oh this song is ASS

[Taylor fanboy]

Cute collab. Probably gave it a 1 to help secure Gorgeous Top 200 placement.

[Dear Reader]

At least no mess so far...

[Catch22]

This random ass song

 

[jacklovesyou1]

Giving me popular girl trying to fit in with the scene kids when they went uncool to bully vibes

[Achilles.]

5 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

and to get clean from the coke nnnn

Why would Taylor Swift have forced Martin Johnson to stop doing coke when he was her suppl—GUNSHOTS

Edited September 2 by Achilles.

[Taylor fanboy]

The way OG swifties know Love Story is about him and not Joe Jonas.

 

[Tusk]

3 minutes ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

The TV will make it so popular iktr 

Did you like re-recording it?

[SleepingTigers]

I missed Taylor being a nobody and doing random collabs. Now random nobodies do random collabs with her and they usually suck. 

[Brooklyn Baby]

A fitting title for our next song as it's the last one left from its album.

 

 

Quote

"I feel secondhand embarrassment listening to this. How dare you butcher a classic like that?"

 

[Axolotl]

I had the biggest crush on him when I was young 

[Taylor fanboy]

1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

Why would Taylor Swift have forced Chris Johnson to stop doing coke when he was her suppl—GUNSHOTS

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived suddenly confirmed to be on Midnights but was shelved for TTPD coz it kinda fits Matty.

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

Why would Taylor Swift have forced Chris Johnson to stop doing coke when he was her suppl—GUNSHOTS

Excuse you, his name was Martin 

 

And maybe Paula would've made that happen for PR reasons