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2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

some (un-nuanced) listeners to believe that Taylor was emotionally abusive

Stay Stay Stay came out when I was taking a college course on violence in relationships and the number of red flags in this song are ******* insane. "I love you because you have given me no choice" is twenty different kinds of ALARMING. 

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Just now, Axolotl said:

Stay Stay Stay deserves for having domestic abuse with that cellphone chucking line 

Rumor has it, Justin Baldoni wanted Stay Stay Stay in their movie but Blake Lively said NO. :clap3:

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cowboy like me next

 

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So... No surprises so far.

 

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Stayx3 is iconic i'd be angry but i know a majority of the fanbase like to pretend it promotes domestic violence smh :sorry: 

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Not too much on Redemption, girlies, it's got a terrible bottom 3 and an excellent top 28 :ryan3:

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Just now, Achilles. said:

Stay Stay Stay came out when I was taking a college course on violence in relationships and the number of red flags in this song are ******* insane. "I love you because you have given me no choice" is twenty different kinds of ALARMING. 

The way the secret liner message in the book was "Daydreaming about true love" like girl bfr

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1 minute ago, Axolotl said:

evermore clears all of them lbr

Just wait until they eject Closure a hundred songs too early (Swifties are not seeing heaven)

 

 

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1 minute ago, Catch22 said:

cowboy like me next

 

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Excuse the **** out of you? The blasphemy? Omg

 

 

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247. Stay Beautiful

4.921

 

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AshleyLovescats887

11 - "Beautiful, the TV will ruin me."

LoveInStereo

6.7 - "I love the lyrics. The instrumental is cloying? Sounded much better live from Eras."

KillingYourCareer

6.5 - "I once made a Facebook post where I said I'd dedicate a song to each person who liked it, and this girl I hadn't seen in a couple of years got Stay Beautiful. She had NO idea who Taylor Swift was (context: Italy, 2013), but she was so impressed that she shared the song on her profile!"

pinkbowvintage

5 - "This song is cute but it goes absolutely now and the bizarre mixed metaphors bug me...his eyes are like a jungle?? Girl what."

Starchild

4 - "I'm sorry it's boring."

Where are you now?

2.6 - "Cory I'm so sorry!"

wastedpotential

2.3 - "I hate most everything about this song. This style of plucky bumpkin banjo music needs to be shoved back up the Appalachian holler it came from and left to die. Cory can choke on a giant dick. A fiddle can work for Lord when employed properly, but this is just disgusting. The yelping She does at the end of each chorus to make the titular line a bit less awkward is just infuriating to listen to. This is truly one of the worst things She's ever put on an album, and before this (and aside from the last rate), I probably haven't listened to this of my own volition since Obama's first term. The Whitney vocals She did in the chorus right after the atrocious bridge were cute but the entire outro is grating and awful and deserves to be left to the vultures. The only way this song will be free of haters is after I'm long gone."

1989

2 - "I imagine the TV vocals will elevate it, but this just isn't a great song. The definition of a skip."

Klein

2 - "What do you think about Cory's eyes?"

blown away

0 - "Oh my, how on earth did miss Thang manage to build a career with horrible songs like this? That chorus..."However, I do have a bit of a soft spot for the second verse and bridge: "Before you I'd only dated self-indulgent takers who took all their problems out on me", which lands really funny when considering again, that this song was most likely written about her relationships with Jake or John... two of the most self-indulgent takers she's ever had the displeasure of knowing. The little giggle and "that's so fun" at the end, while probably intended to be cutesy, makes me irrationally angry, though considering how little I actually hear it (probably once a year), it doesn't bother me too frequently at least. I literally can't stomach this song and have never gotten over the fact that She ruined this blessed Book with this terrible song.

 

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4 minutes ago, Catch22 said:

cowboy like me next

 

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We can only pray sis but the eversnore fan have given all the tracklist 11's somehow

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1 minute ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Rumor has it, Justin Baldoni wanted Stay Stay Stay in their movie but Blake Lively said NO. :clap3:

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1 minute ago, Tusk said:

Red is the older sister of Lover and ya'll hate to admit it.

 

The proof is in this thread.

The thing about Red is that it's not just the bridge between her country and pop phases, but also the very center of the venn diagram of all her music: the country, the pop, the indie, the masterpieces, the flops, the cringe, the glitter gel pens, the fountain pens, the steaming hot garbage. It's ALL in Red. 

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2 minutes ago, Catch22 said:

cowboy like me next

 

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Now I'm mad

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Stay Beautiful should've Stayed Buried

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Stay stay stay: @greeneyedsoul "11"......

 

 

Oh bring bullying back indeed 

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Edit: can't delete spoiler tags on this very updates mobile site 

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sacRED haters getting brave, i see
y'all better close your eyes when we get to the top 100 
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Just now, TaylenaStan said:

sacRED haters getting brave, i see
y'all better close your eyes when we get to the top 100 
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Whack them again

 

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The message is cute but the Kidz Bop production is NOT it

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Stay Beautiful is cute, deserved so much better.

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You have to put Stay stay stay on a high volume while on a road trip and just sing along to it in the car it's honestly so much fun, obviously far from being her best song but it has its place.

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When is So It Goes to the garbage out

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25 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

wastedpotential

0 - "And if I said this is a serious contender for the worst thing She's ever touched? I don't feel like listing out everything I hate about this song, so let me list out the things I like: SHE thought She was doing something, she probably paid rent for the children in that choir, it was panned so hard it convinced Her to block Joel Little's number and pretend he was dead to her. That's it. I said I wasn't going to list out what I hate, but I feel I HAVE to mention at least a few things. This is mixed like it's being made by a C-average student taking an intro to production class in high school because the graphic design class was full. The lyrics are terrible, preachy, basic, extremely repetitive, juvenile, and just AWFUL. I guess I should be thankful that Lord is (/was) so deep in Her Todrick-induced activism era that she felt the compulsion to make music about how badly she felt to use as the original song for Her flop documentary about the Lover era of all things? They should've kept those ******* cameras rolling for the TaylorMania era and scrapped all the pre-folklore footage, please and thanks! Still, I'm HAPPY to give this a zero, I think it deserves a very negative score, and I hope to see this out FIRST! I hope you all joined me in trashing this literal piece of trash! Todrick Hall, you aren't seeing heaven! Joel Little, you aren't seeing heaven!"

oh this spill

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Run, my second zero out. I'm so behind, trying to catch up rn 

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