Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Quote wastedpotential 1.7 - "This is a genuinely horrifying thing to listen to. The ugly snort I let out with that paragraph starting this way
Achilles. Posted September 2 Posted September 2 3 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: Cindy this is TERRIBLE. Cindy Lou Who WHO?
wastedpotential Posted September 2 Posted September 2 2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: 251. Christmas Must Be Something More 4.401 Comments kyungsoowift 8 - "Wish we could hear the taylor's version of this." Edge of Glory 6 - "The birthday boy who saved our lives...well let's say that!" Achilles. 5 - "I appreciate its childish earnestness if nothing else." Where are you now? 2.9 - "The elephant in the room." blown away 2.2 - "Awful song." wastedpotential 1.7 - "This is a genuinely horrifying thing to listen to. It's just Her going on and on, kicking this poor dead horse over and over to make Her point. The point in question being that She is capable of writing terrible lyrics and making terrible songs. Cindy this is TERRIBLE. This makes me SICK. Taylord, what have you done? Why have you done this? I wish to be euthanized, there's no point in living with the knowledge that My Taylord can make songs as turribul as this one oml. I truly believe that birthday boy lyric is the single worst line She's ever written, and the next 10 worst lyrics She's ever written are ALSO on this song. The fact that the entire song is just counterfactuals about what Christmas might hypothetically not be, in an effort to prove a point about it not being Jesus-focused enough... Taylord, I grew up Baptist, I've never had a Christmas season where I sat back and said to myself, 'hm, the one thing I could've done different this year was focus more on Jesus'. Even then, this is not Christmassy at all. This is just like some copied and pasted Nashville stock country music that Lord decided to lecture us all over, and for what? Was I THAT sinful this year?" SLUTTVFTV 1 - "Laughably bad. Birthday boy who saved our lives is iconic." Klein 1 - "What if ribbons and bows didn't mean a thing indeed?" LoveInStereo 1 - "This girl posted on Facebook that she's boycott Starbucks for calling them holiday drinks & not Christmas drinks. If you're gonna jump on a soapbox to preach, the vocals need to sound good. This EP's trash." Results Reveal hidden contents MusicLoverDude 6 Starchild 4 KillingYourCareer 10 AshleyLovescats887 10 StØned 10 reputation1989 9.2 llikeh 9 AbeHicks 9 Losing my ground 9 makeawish 9 SleepingTigers 9 Live To Tell 8 kyungsoowift 8 enchanted0 8 SoSickOfThatSOL 8 terrorblade 7.6 greento 7.5 Sanguine 7.5 tjspy 7.2 roso 7.2 folkloreking 7 Enrique523 7 Prismee 7 fridayteenage 7 Holy Ground 7 Dear Reader 7 brokee 7 chiliam 7 greeneyedsoul 7 Don 7 tb6591 6.8 Michael196 6.7 FolkLover1989 6.5 My Tears Ricochet 6.5 MidnightsAtPeace 6.4 idkwiam 6.1 NordicGuy 6 Forever Winter 6 LastKiss 6 chosensparkles 6 Gorjesspazze9 6 Iamanearthling 6 PerfectSacrifice 6 Yog 6 burninredhot 6 Supernatural 6 sparrowblue 6 Bartender 6 Blood Magic 6 Rev8 6 NewStanner 6 Edge of Glory 6 heckinglovato 6 djcalpal 5.8 Avrileon 5.7 Ger.vaz 5.6 Bindi 5.6 wehavetostan 5.5 TheArgonaut 5.4 Safe&Sound 5.2 SylMacPer 5 pinkbowvintage 5 sanzo 5 4Real 5 Arrows 5 Riverbank 5 Theluckyone 5 Hurem 5 Life Savers 5 badidearight 5 Velvet Night 5 halcyonday 5 Venice B 5 Ampersand13 5 Feanor 5 G.U.Y_Del_Rey 5 Miles. 5 liam13 5 Sad Beautiful Tragic 5 Nein 5 BOAZ 5 Flames2Embers 5 pavi 5 K$Ellie 5 Achilles. 5 Ms. Togekiss 5 CamiloPg_ 4 skizzo 4 Soobin 4 gagacasanova 4 D-@-N 4 Axolotl 4 vinicius 4 modern thing 4 Hooker Barbie 4 Bussea 4 Flower 3.8 ChapelHooker 3.5 americanlife 3.5 Catch22 3.5 Cruel Summer 3.1 Solaria 3 jacobhalkohit 3 Fitzswiftie 3 Tedwards 3 Mocha 3 TaylenaStan 3 LovaticSwiftie 3 RihannaLoverrr 3 creativity. 3 Strawberry Bubble 3 Clauss 3 Byzantium 3 Heldenzeit 3 Diarrhoea 3 Kyle-x 3 yourfaveisaflop 3 AdrianNicki 3 Top Dash 3 Where are you now? 2.9 Mr. Duff 2.8 1989 2.2 blown away 2.2 PaloSanto 2 The Music Industry 2 a_d_22 2 Namigo 2 305 2 itsjem 2 @freakum. 2 Schami66 2 GuyNextDoor 2 Terylee 2 ONOPKA 2 holyground13 2 paulyyyozd 2 twoheadlightshine 2 Quicksand 2 fab 2 Lazuli 2 TMRA 2 Bosque 2 StonedSoulPicnic 2 Lorenzo22 2 Peroxide 1.8 Tusk 1.8 beagle 1.8 wastedpotential 1.7 PoisonedIvy 1.3 DevilsRollTheDice 1 NEX 1 Teen Spirit 1 Vespertine 1 frankvert 1 Great Username 1 Mezik 1 LVP 1 NextBish90 1 SLUTTVFTV 1 ellis-bell 1 Klein 1 Swirl900 1 jacklovesyou1 1 Taylor fanboy 1 By the Water 1 LoveInStereo 1 PEOPLE GAVE THIS A 10? 5
Heldenzeit Posted September 2 Posted September 2 The christmas massacre, we love to see it! However IFTHE and ME! definitely deserved top 200 at least.
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 2 Author Posted September 2 Up next, a non-album song. Quote "This is where i questioned her songwriting tbh."
wastedpotential Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said: The ugly snort I let out with that paragraph starting this way This was my worst rated not zero
Taylor fanboy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Just now, Forever Winter said: Up next, a non-album song. Only The DATED 1
Starchild Posted September 2 Posted September 2 LoveInStereo 1 - "This girl posted on Facebook that she's boycott Starbucks for calling them holiday drinks & not Christmas drinks. If you're gonna jump on a soapbox to preach, the vocals need to sound good. This EP's trash." wastedpotential 1.7 - "This is a genuinely horrifying thing to listen to. It's just Her going on and on, kicking this poor dead horse over and over to make Her point. The point in question being that She is capable of writing terrible lyrics and making terrible songs. Cindy this is TERRIBLE. This makes me SICK. Taylord, what have you done? Why have you done this? I wish to be euthanized, there's no point in living with the knowledge that My Taylord can make songs as turribul as this one oml. I truly believe that birthday boy lyric is the single worst line She's ever written, and the next 10 worst lyrics She's ever written are ALSO on this song. The fact that the entire song is just counterfactuals about what Christmas might hypothetically not be, in an effort to prove a point about it not being Jesus-focused enough... Taylord, I grew up Baptist, I've never had a Christmas season where I sat back and said to myself, 'hm, the one thing I could've done different this year was focus more on Jesus'. Even then, this is not Christmassy at all. This is just like some copied and pasted Nashville stock country music that Lord decided to lecture us all over, and for what? Was I THAT sinful this year?" 2
Tusk Posted September 2 Posted September 2 She really makes a point with taking the Christ out of Christmas and saying Xmas instead because her vocals are Unholy.
Klein Posted September 2 Posted September 2 2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: Up next, a non-album song. Only The Young?
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 2 Author Posted September 2 250. Only the Young 4.731 Comments Where are you now? 6.9 - "Keep trying honey." Bussea 6 - "It's so crazy how people act as if Taylor has never said anything about Trump or politics when she wrote a whole song, dropped him in a documentary and dragged him in a tweet. Let's stop being slow mamas!" blown away 5 - "It sounds like a rejects, but still is better than half of Lover." pinkbowvintage 3 - "This should've stayed in the drafts." Nein 3 - "This is where i questioned her songwriting tbh." Achilles. 3 - "'The big bad man with his big bad klan' was so ******* funny in 2020." Forever Winter 1 - "Watching the creation process of this in Miss Americana and her thinking this song ate... Peak comedy." wastedpotential 0 - "And if I said this is a serious contender for the worst thing She's ever touched? I don't feel like listing out everything I hate about this song, so let me list out the things I like: SHE thought She was doing something, she probably paid rent for the children in that choir, it was panned so hard it convinced Her to block Joel Little's number and pretend he was dead to her. That's it. I said I wasn't going to list out what I hate, but I feel I HAVE to mention at least a few things. This is mixed like it's being made by a C-average student taking an intro to production class in high school because the graphic design class was full. The lyrics are terrible, preachy, basic, extremely repetitive, juvenile, and just AWFUL. I guess I should be thankful that Lord is (/was) so deep in Her Todrick-induced activism era that she felt the compulsion to make music about how badly she felt to use as the original song for Her flop documentary about the Lover era of all things? They should've kept those ******* cameras rolling for the TaylorMania era and scrapped all the pre-folklore footage, please and thanks! Still, I'm HAPPY to give this a zero, I think it deserves a very negative score, and I hope to see this out FIRST! I hope you all joined me in trashing this literal piece of trash! Todrick Hall, you aren't seeing heaven! Joel Little, you aren't seeing heaven!" Results Spoiler MusicLoverDude 5 Starchild 5 SLUTTVFTV 2 AshleyLovescats887 10 NewStanner 9.5 llikeh 9 gagacasanova 8.5 kyungsoowift 8.5 Mr. Duff 8.2 Flower 8.2 reputation1989 8.1 Theluckyone 8 folkloreking 8 AbeHicks 8 fridayteenage 8 ONOPKA 8 Swirl900 8 Avrileon 7.8 idkwiam 7.7 Cruel Summer 7.7 makeawish 7.5 Blood Magic 7.5 PerfectSacrifice 7.3 greento 7.2 Michael196 7.2 Bindi 7.2 terrorblade 7 tb6591 7 The Music Industry 7 Live To Tell 7 Namigo 7 Life Savers 7 badidearight 7 Gorjesspazze9 7 Yog 7 Losing my ground 7 GuyNextDoor 7 brokee 7 Rev8 7 SoSickOfThatSOL 7 Where are you now? 6.9 LoveInStereo 6.9 beagle 6.8 Ms. Togekiss 6.8 NordicGuy 6.7 Peroxide 6.6 PaloSanto 6.5 Velvet Night 6.5 Venice B 6.5 RihannaLoverrr 6.5 Dear Reader 6.5 AdrianNicki 6.5 wehavetostan 6.2 sanzo 6 LastKiss 6 @freakum. 6 chosensparkles 6 Enrique523 6 Iamanearthling 6 Axolotl 6 jacobhalkohit 6 Feanor 6 djcalpal 6 Great Username 6 paulyyyozd 6 BOAZ 6 FolkLover1989 6 Bussea 6 Safe&Sound 6 sparrowblue 6 enchanted0 6 chiliam 6 greeneyedsoul 6 Don 6 Edge of Glory 6 SylMacPer 5.8 Mocha 5.5 My Tears Ricochet 5.5 StØned 5.3 MidnightsAtPeace 5 CamiloPg_ 5 Riverbank 5 Hurem 5 vinicius 5 Schami66 5 G.U.Y_Del_Rey 5 Tedwards 5 Mezik 5 liam13 5 Terylee 5 LovaticSwiftie 5 Catch22 5 Clauss 5 Hooker Barbie 5 SleepingTigers 5 Kyle-x 5 blown away 5 itsjem 4.5 ChapelHooker 4.5 modern thing 4.5 Lazuli 4.4 a_d_22 4 Arrows 4 skizzo 4 Vespertine 4 Quicksand 4 yourfaveisaflop 4 pavi 4 Bartender 4 heckinglovato 4 roso 3.7 Heldenzeit 3.5 Top Dash 3.5 pinkbowvintage 3 halcyonday 3 Fitzswiftie 3 LVP 3 Miles. 3 americanlife 3 Nein 3 creativity. 3 Strawberry Bubble 3 Flames2Embers 3 jacklovesyou1 3 TMRA 3 Bosque 3 StonedSoulPicnic 3 Achilles. 3 PoisonedIvy 2.4 1989 2 DevilsRollTheDice 2 NEX 2 4Real 2 305 2 KillingYourCareer 2 Soobin 2 Ampersand13 2 Sad Beautiful Tragic 2 burninredhot 2 holyground13 2 K$Ellie 2 Lorenzo22 2 tjspy 1.1 Solaria 1 Forever Winter 1 Teen Spirit 1 D-@-N 1 frankvert 1 Prismee 1 NextBish90 1 Supernatural 1 TaylenaStan 1 Ger.vaz 1 Holy Ground 1 ellis-bell 1 Klein 1 twoheadlightshine 1 fab 1 Diarrhoea 1 Taylor fanboy 1 Sanguine 1 By the Water 1 Tusk 0 wastedpotential 0 TheArgonaut 0 Byzantium 0 1
Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, Forever Winter said: Up next, a non-album song. The way these words will spike my blood pressure all rate long because I know these HEATHENS will try to come for Birch, even though that's not very Willow Ivy Sad Girl Autumn of them
jacklovesyou1 Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Not really lost anything major so far .. my highest was for a perfectly good queef which got 6.4 from me
Taylor fanboy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 She really wants to be seen as Mariah's daughter SO BAD with these Christmas songs. Taylor was the Ava Max of the 00s I fear.
Dear Reader Posted September 2 Posted September 2 the fact that they cropped a still from the documentary to do the cover of this song
Tusk Posted September 2 Posted September 2 1 minute ago, Forever Winter said: 250. Only the Young 4.731 My first ZERO is out! This song makes me NOT want to vote. 1
wastedpotential Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Only The Young is genuinely a hate crime on our ears
ATRL Moderator wehavetostan Posted September 2 ATRL Moderator Posted September 2 wastedpotential coming out as a republican with that paragraph 11
Cruel Summer Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Screaming (and also hiding bc I think it's cute and gave it a good score)
1989 Posted September 2 Posted September 2 I can't believe I gave that a 2 instead of a 1 had I been into the wine 1
Taylor fanboy Posted September 2 Posted September 2 (edited) Lover era truly stained her career. Almost half of the songs already OUT-OUT are from THAT period. Edited September 2 by Taylor fanboy
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