rate The Taylor Swift Discography Rate 2024 | WINNER REVEALED! | Results on First Page

[Catch22]

Pop State of Grace coming 

[wastedpotential]

Honestly, the most shocking thing about today so far is that y'all like Her Christmas originals more than the covers, which... 

[Dear Reader]

1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

Next, we finally have a song from one of her 11 studio albums:

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"Imagine calling the producers of Halsey and Post Malone's smash hits at the time only to come up with... this. What a waste, whew."

 

oh so we're treating ME! as an orphan song now?

 

[Peroxide]

Oh IFTYE… gone a bit too soon I fear.

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

I still relive the TRAUMA. The way I was so pissed but I also gaslit myself into loving the song by playing it like 300 times the first week.
 

 

***** me too, the ****?
 

 

It should live in infamy. INFAMY!

I was lost for words during the last 5 minutes of that cursed live stream 

[PoisonedIvy]

IFTYE is definitely atrocious, but there's about 3 more Lover songs that should have gotten out before it

[Taylor fanboy]

2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

oh so we're treating ME! as an orphan song now?

 

Well, we rated the best version, which is the single version.

[Achilles.]

I just know a holiday standard HATES to see her coming. 
 

[Brooklyn Baby]

 

254. I Forgot That You Existed

4.180

 

Comments

Flames2Embers

7 - "ba da da da da"

Where are you now?

6.2 - "Her most random/forgettable Track 1 to date."

Edge of Glory

5.5 - "v phony song but i always felt it would be much better if the production had way more PUNCH."

Bussea

5 - "It's cute but a very mid opener…lowkey set the tone for the album chiii."

reputation1989

4.2 - "Fitting title."

blown away

3.3 - "I try forget that you existed too."

Forever Winter

1 - "She broke her openers streak with this. Cruel Summer should've been the opener."

Miles.

1 - "Warning: I am a Loser hater. But I promise I am rating fairly."

sparrowblue

1 - "I do forget this exists til there's a rate or something."

greento

0 - "I just don't like this song tbh. It's not horrible, but I find it a bit cringey, just had to give out my 0s."

KillingYourCareer

0 - "Imagine calling the producers of Halsey and Post Malone's smash hits at the time only to come up with... this (and It's Nice to Have a Friend, which got a 1 from ME!). What a waste, whew."

BOAZ

0 - "WHAT possessed her in making this the opening track to this album? If Cruel Summer was #1 Lover's overall reputation would have been better imo. This definitely ruins the flow and it should have been a limited edition bonus track."

SLUTTVFTV

0 - "HATE IT!!!!! Worse than ME!"

Nein

0 - "Bottom tier nonsense, can't believe she was on a streak with her openers until Lover. Disappointing move from her."

kyungsoowift

0 - "Don't we forget this song existed? I always start Lover from Cruel Summer actually."

The Music Industry

0 - "I forgot this song existed. Next! :next:"

Klein

0 - "I wish I could forget that you exist but here we are. So in the meantime, I'm simply giving you a big fat ZERO!"

wastedpotential

0 - "Please excuse me from writing this comment, I just had to go run and vomit. My joke nickname for this is "Taylor Forgot Her Talent Existed", but that's really not a joke. There's always the debate of whether the worst of something is that with the least good or the most bad, because even songs with a lot of bad elements can have a few good moments, and usally most songs missing any strong elements aren't actively obnoxious or taxing to listen to. This is the exception. There's an absence of ANYTHING remotely worth listening to here, from the stilted and dumpy syncopation to the vapid lyrics about Lord beating A Hater™ by simply forgetting about them (I love this woman to the ends of the Earth but nonchalant and unbothered is not something She can pull off), to the HORRENDOUS melodic choices, to the fact that She put this FIRST on the album and also gave it one of the deluxe voice notes. Even Her talents for track listing and album flow got thrown by this giant shitlog of a song. Of the songs on Lord's studio albums, I think this is the one I hate the most (and that's reeeeeeeeeally saying something)."

Achilles.

0 - "Taylor Swift forgot that her talent existed."

 

Results

Spoiler

MusicLoverDude	5
kyungsoowift	-
Hurem	10
AshleyLovescats887	10
StØned	9.3
djcalpal	9
fridayteenage	9
PerfectSacrifice	8.5
makeawish	8.5
Live To Tell	8
sanzo	8
AbeHicks	8
Losing my ground	8
K$Ellie	8
gagacasanova	7.5
Sad Beautiful Tragic	7.5
Sanguine	7.5
Ms. Togekiss	7.5
Peroxide	7.3
Cruel Summer	7.2
CamiloPg_	7
LastKiss	7
@freakum.	7
halcyonday	7
Iamanearthling	7
Yog	7
Supernatural	7
Flames2Embers	7
Diarrhoea	7
My Tears Ricochet	7
Kyle-x	7
chiliam	7
heckinglovato	7
liam13	6.7
Rev8	6.7
tjspy	6.6
Michael196	6.6
modern thing	6.5
Catch22	6.5
creativity.	6.5
Flower	6.5
Top Dash	6.5
LoveInStereo	6.4
tb6591	6.2
Avrileon	6.2
beagle	6.2
Where are you now?	6.2
PaloSanto	6
MidnightsAtPeace	6
305	6
Life Savers	6
chosensparkles	6
Enrique523	6
Gorjesspazze9	6
NextBish90	6
americanlife	6
brokee	6
paulyyyozd	6
greeneyedsoul	6
Don	6
NewStanner	6
wehavetostan	6
Starchild	6
Safe&Sound	5.8
Quicksand	5.5
SleepingTigers	5.5
Edge of Glory	5.5
Mr. Duff	5.2
Bindi	5.1
pinkbowvintage	5
folkloreking	5
Velvet Night	5
Axolotl	5
Venice B	5
vinicius	5
G.U.Y_Del_Rey	5
Holy Ground	5
Bussea	5
Swirl900	5
fab	5
AdrianNicki	5
Blood Magic	5
Bosque	5
Theluckyone	4.5
Dear Reader	4.5
Clauss	4.5
idkwiam	4.4
reputation1989	4.2
PoisonedIvy	4.1
terrorblade	4
skizzo	4
Vespertine	4
ChapelHooker	4
GuyNextDoor	4
RihannaLoverrr	4
Strawberry Bubble	4
Hooker Barbie	4
Heldenzeit	4
pavi	4
SoSickOfThatSOL	4
SylMacPer	3.5
Lorenzo22	3.4
blown away	3.3
DevilsRollTheDice	3
a_d_22	3
Tusk	3
Fitzswiftie	3
Ampersand13	3
Schami66	3
LVP	3
jacklovesyou1	3
yourfaveisaflop	3
1989	2
llikeh	2
Riverbank	2
jacobhalkohit	2
Great Username	2
Mezik	2
Terylee	2
Ger.vaz	2
ONOPKA	2
Byzantium	2
enchanted0	2
Taylor fanboy	2
StonedSoulPicnic	2
TheArgonaut	1.5
Solaria	1
Forever Winter	1
NEX	1
Teen Spirit	1
4Real	1
Namigo	1
Arrows	1
Soobin	1
badidearight	1
frankvert	1
Feanor	1
Prismee	1
Miles.	1
Mocha	1
TaylenaStan	1
LovaticSwiftie	1
roso	1
twoheadlightshine	1
sparrowblue	1
Lazuli	1
TMRA	1
By the Water	1
greento	0
NordicGuy	0
The Music Industry	0
KillingYourCareer	0
itsjem	0
D-@-N	0
wastedpotential	0
Tedwards	0
SLUTTVFTV	0
burninredhot	0
Nein	0
holyground13	0
ellis-bell	0
BOAZ	0
FolkLover1989	0
Klein	0
Bartender	0
Achilles.	0

 

[Klein]

1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

IFTYE is definitely atrocious, but there's about 3 more Lover songs that should have gotten out before it

No there's not. But there are about 3 more that should come right after 

[Taylor fanboy]

Is Lover even participating at this rate?

 

[americanlife]

I better see 11s for Gorgeous

 

[AshleyLovescats887]

Wtf not this song being so low..

[Axolotl]

IFTYE is the act of shrugging but in song form in the worst way

Edited September 2 by Axolotl

[gagacasanova]

The glitter gel pen erasure is real

[Klein]

Imagine IFTYE being rated >4/10. Sickening 

[Dear Reader]

The 0s and the 1s

 

[1989]

Okay IFTYE is bad, but London Boy is even worse (lowkey worse than Me! too), so the fact that it isn't the lowest Lover track I-

[Tusk]

The Lover Holiday Collection is getting steamrolled.

 

Edited September 2 by Tusk

[Velvet Night]

It's not THAT bad, Lover has worse imo

[Cruel Summer]

1) I can't load anything so I may have to comment later.

 

2) I didn't realize we were revealing scores so… please don't @ me ever if I did something dumb, I did this in like a 45 minute scramble with no revisions 

[Mezik]

IFTYE is so bad.

 

How does 'Lover' have such high highs like Cruel Summer, Daylight, Afterglow, False God, and then this garbage.... on the album?

[Taylor fanboy]

Quote

Miles.

1 - "Warning: I am a Loser hater. But I promise I am rating fairly."

@Miles. being MOTHER like usual.

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Is Lover even participating at this rate?

 

dddddddddd this unlocked something for me 

[Axolotl]

Just now, 1989 said:

Okay IFTYE is bad, but London Boy is even worse (lowkey worse than Me! too), so the fact that it isn't the lowest Lover track I-

You actually spilled