rate The Taylor Swift Discography Rate 2024 | WINNER REVEALED! | Results on First Page

[Cruel Summer]

Quote

Okay... that's not a string, that's a waitress who needs to visit the eye doctor.

help I can't  

[Velvet Night]

That's alright for me. But can we go back now to puta songs leaving! 

[Where are you now?]

[frankvert]

Will-NO should've gone instead 

 

[swifthino]

7 minutes ago, By the Water said:

After every rate we should be able to vote to ban a member from participating in future rates. I'll start: goodbye blown away 

goodbye NextBish90 

[1989]

I Can See You making Top 85 

 

proud of her 

[wastedpotential]

2 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

help I can't  

It's true though, that entire song is fraudulence and no one seems to care *insert James Charles audio* ddd

 

[Brooklyn Baby]

 

82. Nothing New (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

7.673

 

Saviours (11s): Hurem

Stans (10s): The Music Industry, FolkLover1989, Solaria, Dear Reader, Holy Ground, Cruel Summer, sanzo, MidnightsAtPeace, a_d_22, freakum., badidearight, AshleyLovescats887, halcyonday, AbeHicks, Schami66, SLUTTVFTV, fridayteenage, makeawish, Strawberry Bubble, ellis-bell, TheArgonaut, Hooker Barbie, Flower, Diarrhoea, Kyle-x, chiliam, greeneyedsoul, Bartender

Admirers (9s): enchanted0, PoisonedIvy, wastedpotential, Velvet Night, PaloSanto, 305, Theluckyone, itsjem, iamanearthling, Kyungsoowift, wehavetostan, PerfectSacrifice, Bindi, idkwiam, Safe&Sound, NordicGuy, Forever Winter, pinkbowvintage, NEX, Avrileon, 4Real, Riverbank, folkloreking, Vespertine, Axolotl, vinicius, G.U.Y_Del_Rey, Mezik, GuyNextDoor, modern thing, BOAZ

Haters (1s): LovaticSwiftie, Swirl900

Saboteurs (0s): SleepingTigers

 

Comments

The Music Industry

10 - "This is Taylor's best vault track so far along with Timeless. The profundity of the lyrics, the introspective tone, the emotional resonance, the impeccable composition, the Phoebe feature... It's a solid 10/10. She always makes the best music when she's an insecure mess. :weeps:"

SLUTTVFTV

10 - "Phoebe ate with this."

wastedpotential

9.6 - "I will say that my score here is obligatorially high, because I feel I need to rate this on a hypothetical rather than what we actually got. I've tried to get into her music several times, but I cannot find it within myself to like Phoebe Bridgers' vocals. I find them grating, thin (but not in an artistic way, rather, in a Selena-ish faux cutesy way), and nasal, and I really think they lack the emotional depth required for a song of this magnitude and on this topic. I wish this was a solo song SO badly, I'd give my second born child away to Lord as a sacrifice to make that happen. Other than that, I'm really on board with this one, and "How can a person know everything at eighteen, and nothing at twenty two" is a very special lyric."

Peroxide

8.4 - "One of the best vault songs we've gotten so far… what a number."

Achilles.

8 - "Better than The Lucky One, but she made the right choice in putting that on the album instead of this; it simply needed to cook longer."

LoveInStereo

7.5 - "Listening to this is hard cause she was having these thoughts when she was 3 years younger than me...ok, so i guess im an old dusty decrepit ***** who is already too far gone."

KillingYourCareer

6 - "Very peculiar song, I feel like the Red era was when she started getting super ambitious about her career, and this is her coping with the fact that she might have started to decline commercially soon. Interesting lyrics to listen to now."

Klein

6 - "I know this is THE song from the Red vault for a lot of people (if we exclude ATW10 of course). I have to say that while the lyricism is absolutely incredible... I'm a bit bored listening to this sometimes. It drags in terms of melodies, while everything else about the song is amazing (the lyrics, the production, the feature...).."

My Tears Ricochet

4 - "It's just boring af. Just another one of Taylor's intentionally dull female collaborations."

blown away

1.5 - "An awful and boring song, something you'd expect from a song with Phoebe Bridgers on it."

 

 

 

 Reveal, Part 5 Results (So Far)

Spoiler

90. Dress - 7.588

89. I Bet You Think About Me (feat. Chris Stapleton) - 7.595

88. Afterglow - 7.603

87. This Love - 7.623

86. Teardrops on My Guitar - 7.624

85. I Can See You - 7.632

84. False God

83. invisible string

82. Nothing New (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

 

 

 

[Dear Reader]

1 minute ago, 1989 said:

I Can See You making Top 85 

 

proud of her 

I Can See It being gone next 

 

oh wait, it's gone 

Edited September 6 by Dear Reader

[Cruel Summer]

Just now, wastedpotential said:

It's true though, that entire song is fraudulence and no one seems to care *insert James Charles audio* ddd

 

Poor girl was just trying to convince herself she had the real thing when she didn't, cut her some slack (and me because that's what I was doing for like four years with my ex) 

 

[1989]

I am surprisingly….okay? with most of this so far today

Only real crime is This Love being so low 

[Cruel Summer]

Calling Nothing New boring triggers something in me 

[iamanearthling]

Can we please take reputation out already?

False god is way too low. 

[By the Water]

Y'all hating on Miss Frangipane while DBATC is still in 

[wastedpotential]

1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

Poor girl was just trying to convince herself she had the real thing when she didn't, cut her some slack (and me because that's what I was doing for like four years with my ex) 

 

ddd trenches are home 

[wastedpotential]

3 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

 

82. Nothing New (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

7.673

 

Saviours (11s): Hurem

Stans (10s): The Music Industry, FolkLover1989, Solaria, Dear Reader, Holy Ground, Cruel Summer, sanzo, MidnightsAtPeace, a_d_22, freakum., badidearight, AshleyLovescats887, halcyonday, AbeHicks, Schami66, SLUTTVFTV, fridayteenage, makeawish, Strawberry Bubble, ellis-bell, TheArgonaut, Hooker Barbie, Flower, Diarrhoea, Kyle-x, chiliam, greeneyedsoul, Bartender

Admirers (9s): enchanted0, PoisonedIvy, wastedpotential, Velvet Night, PaloSanto, 305, Theluckyone, itsjem, iamanearthling, Kyungsoowift, wehavetostan, PerfectSacrifice, Bindi, idkwiam, Safe&Sound, NordicGuy, Forever Winter, pinkbowvintage, NEX, Avrileon, 4Real, Riverbank, folkloreking, Vespertine, Axolotl, vinicius, G.U.Y_Del_Rey, Mezik, GuyNextDoor, modern thing, BOAZ

Haters (1s): LovaticSwiftie, Swirl900

Saboteurs (0s): SleepingTigers

 

Comments

The Music Industry

10 - "This is Taylor's best vault track so far along with Timeless. The profundity of the lyrics, the introspective tone, the emotional resonance, the impeccable composition, the Phoebe feature... It's a solid 10/10. She always makes the best music when she's an insecure mess. :weeps:"

SLUTTVFTV

10 - "Phoebe ate with this."

wastedpotential

9.6 - "I will say that my score here is obligatorially high, because I feel I need to rate this on a hypothetical rather than what we actually got. I've tried to get into her music several times, but I cannot find it within myself to like Phoebe Bridgers' vocals. I find them grating, thin (but not in an artistic way, rather, in a Selena-ish faux cutesy way), and nasal, and I really think they lack the emotional depth required for a song of this magnitude and on this topic. I wish this was a solo song SO badly, I'd give my second born child away to Lord as a sacrifice to make that happen. Other than that, I'm really on board with this one, and "How can a person know everything at eighteen, and nothing at twenty two" is a very special lyric."

Peroxide

8.4 - "One of the best vault songs we've gotten so far… what a number."

Achilles.

8 - "Better than The Lucky One, but she made the right choice in putting that on the album instead of this; it simply needed to cook longer."

LoveInStereo

7.5 - "Listening to this is hard cause she was having these thoughts when she was 3 years younger than me...ok, so i guess im an old dusty decrepit ***** who is already too far gone."

KillingYourCareer

6 - "Very peculiar song, I feel like the Red era was when she started getting super ambitious about her career, and this is her coping with the fact that she might have started to decline commercially soon. Interesting lyrics to listen to now."

Klein

6 - "I know this is THE song from the Red vault for a lot of people (if we exclude ATW10 of course). I have to say that while the lyricism is absolutely incredible... I'm a bit bored listening to this sometimes. It drags in terms of melodies, while everything else about the song is amazing (the lyrics, the production, the feature...).."

My Tears Ricochet

4 - "It's just boring af. Just another one of Taylor's intentionally dull female collaborations."

blown away

1.5 - "An awful and boring song, something you'd expect from a song with Phoebe Bridgers on it."

 

 

 

 Reveal, Part 5 Results (So Far)

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90. Dress - 7.588

89. I Bet You Think About Me (feat. Chris Stapleton) - 7.595

88. Afterglow - 7.603

87. This Love - 7.623

86. Teardrops on My Guitar - 7.624

85. I Can See You - 7.632

84. False God

83. invisible string

82. Nothing New (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

 

 

 

oh I fear I've outed myself as an OPBH 

[Cruel Summer]

I mean at least it wasn't Better Man yet, I'd have to be committed 

[TaylenaStan]

Red Vault fighting 
But we cant let Is It Midnights Leftovers Now? win the vault battle.. it needs to go before Better Man 

[Brooklyn Baby]

Brace yourselves! The next three songs are from the same album.

[Peroxide]

@Dear Reader @Klein our witchery worked. I Can't Stand You is DEAD AND GONE

 

[By the Water]

Better Man, Forever Winter and IION is actually a solid vault track top 3. Timeless and Foolish One deserved but oh well

[Peroxide]

Just now, Forever Winter said:

Brace yourselves! The next three song are from the same album.

If it's TTPD - I'll need names and addresses of those that gave these songs low scores

 

[burninredhot]

Just now, Forever Winter said:

Brace yourselves! The next three songs are from the same album.

It's time to take puta out EXACTLY

[Velvet Night]

Ohhh pls pls pls let it be reputation! 

Edited September 6 by Velvet Night

[wastedpotential]

Just now, NewStanner said:

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I gave this song a mediocre score only because of her voice tbh It just sounds... off. And pretty obnoxious.

 

She just does not work for me