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3 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

These should not be in the top 100:

 

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Mine*

Sparks Fly*

The Story of Us

I Can See You

Red

I Bet You Think About Me

Forever Winter*

Nothing New*

All You Had To Do Was Stay

This Love*

Is It Over Now?

Ready For It?*
Look What You Made Me Do*

Dancing With Our Hands Tied
Call It What You Want*
Cruel Summer

Lover

Miss Americana*

Death By A Thousand Cuts

Afterglow
the lakes

evermore

Lavender Haze*
Maroon

Hits Different

But Daddy I Love Him

The Black Dog*

 

*I put these songs in the 101-125 range, so top 100 is acceptable for them

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ONE F*CKING REVEAL IN AFTER AN INSANELY BUSY DAY AT WORK AND YOU ELIMINATED I ALMOST DO. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YALL. ELECTRIC CHAIR, LETHAL INJECTION, ETC ETC ETC 

 

 

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Me preparing to have a hissy fit when both of my 11s take a whack tomorrow.

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NOT Down Bad missing the top 50… and Smallest Man is WAY too low.

 

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TTPD - she deserved so much better.

 

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4 hours ago, Forever Winter said:

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104. How Did It End?

7.425

 

Saviours (11s): chosensparkles, Prismee, GuyNextDoor, TMRA

Lovers (9s-10s): Forever Winter, 1989, Vespertine, wastedpotential, Dear Reader, Klein, Taylor fanboy, enchanted0, chiliam, pavi, Kyungsoowift, Clauss, TheArgonaut, Strawberry Bubble, Miles., AbeHicks, Enrique523, Nein, Theluckyone, sanzo, NordicGuy, PaloSanto, Kyle-x, Bartender, Don, Bosque, SoSickOfThatSOL, Bindi, Achilles., LoveInStereo, heckinglovato, Lorenzo22, Ms. Togekiss, Starchild, MidnightsAtPeace, PerfectSacrifice, Flower, Ampersand13, Schami66, G.U.Y_Del_Rey, Holy Ground, PoisonedIvy, Ger.vaz, The Music Industry, 4Real, D-@-N, AshleyLovescats887, vinicius, liam13, Supernatural, Heldenzeit, Cruel Summer

Haters (1s): frankvert, Støned

Saboteurs (0s): None

 

Comments

1989

10 - "THE Track 5 of the album, sorry to that other girl."

reputation1989

10 - "A perfect Track 5."

Achilles.

10 - "I know we say this so many times but my goodness that bridge!"

Miles.

10 - "I NEED ANOTHER ANOTHER 11. Arguably her best written song from start to finish. Another mindblowing bridge. The second verse, walking in circles like she was lost. UGHHHHHH, her mind!"

wastedpotential

10 - "I know all the attention went to But Jesus I Love You, but I think this is a greater condemnation of the worst of the fanbase than that could dream of being."

SLUTTVFTV

8.2 - "The writing is a bit too flowery, but the melody is great."

Edge of Glory

6 - "Ik everyone gags over this song, and this is kind of a wild critique for a taylor song...but i feel like this one is TOO maudlin for me jkdf."

blown away

2.7 - "I love the piano, but the melody of the song has once again been lost."

 

  Part 4 Reveal Results (So Far)

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140. I Almost Do

139. Renegade (Big Red Machine feat. Taylor Swift)

138. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

137. Timeless

136. Say Don't Go

135. Paper Rings

134. The Bolter

133. Bejeweled

132. Tim McGraw

131. I Did Something Bad

130. You're Not Sorry

129. Fresh Out the Slammer

128. Eyes Open

127. You Are in Love

126. Sad Beautiful Tragic

125. Clara Bow

124. Mean

123. 22

122. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

121. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

120. White Horse

119. Speak Now

118. Karma

117. The Last Time (feat. Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol)

116. Snow on the Beach (feat. Lana Del Rey)

115. I Hate It Here

114. Florida!!! (feat. Florence + the Machine)

113. coney island (feat. The National)

112. Now That We Don't Talk

111. I Know Places

110. Bigger Than the Whole Sky

109. betty

108. happiness

107. imgonnagetyouback

106. Daylight

105. You're Losing Me

104. How Did It End?

 

 

WTF HOW IS THIS MASTERPIECE SO LOW, SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE TOP 25 OR AT LEAST TOP 50

 

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honestly I'm (mostly) happy with the remaining bops :clap3:

 

things are definitely NOT in the correct order at all overall but our top 100 is looking sharp so far

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Wonderland deserved better :monkey:

How is Long Story Short in the top 100 :skull:, and above Happiness which is actually a great song :skull:

How are Midnight Pain and But Daddy I love Matty still in :biblio:

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32 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

NOT Down Bad missing the top 50… and Smallest Man is WAY too low.

 

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TTPD - she deserved so much better.

 

Agreed. imo both make top 60 easily.

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7 hours ago, Forever Winter said:

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127. You Are in Love

7.218

 

Saviours (11s): None

Lovers (9s-10s): wehavetostan, pinkbowvintage, KillingYourCareer, Tusk, Theluckyone, Enrique523, AbeHicks, wastedpotential, Supernatural, Terylee, Nein, Ger.vaz, fridayteenage, Strawberry Bubble, byzantium, fab, Kyle-x, jacklovesyou1, Taylor fanboy, Bartender, TMRA, Bosque, Michael196, Achilles., LoveInStereo, blown away, PaloSanto, folkloreking, enchanted0, Cruel Summer, MidnightsAtPeace, PoisonedIvy, tb6591, DevilsRollTheDice, Live To Tell, sanzo, skizzo, AshleyLovescats887, Axolotl, frankvert, Miles., liam13, pavi

Haters (1s): sparrowblue, By the Water

Saboteurs (0s): twoheadlightshine, Feanor, SleepingTigers, Starchild

 

Comments

Achilles.

10 - "She added an extra "you are in love" to the transition from the second chorus into the bridge and I Do Not Like It."

wastedpotential

10 - "Oh Lena, Lena, Lena. What can I say about you? I called TWILY the most vocally improved New Testament, and I think Lena is the most improved production wise. Every synth tone is just a bit fresher, the transitional soundscapes are clearer, the mixing is airy but not blank, and there are so many little details (guitar strums, twinkles, whispers, the extra synth pulse in the bridge, etc.) in the background that must've taken an incredible amount of time for a re-released bonus track. As for the hymn, I listen and picture myself in New York in mid-December, the morning after a snowfall. It's early in the morning and the streets are quiet and pristine, the air cold but not biting. Lena Dunham is running towards me down the street with her arms outstretched coming in for a kiss. Well... maybe Sean O'Pry instead ddd. This hymn's production is so timeless, the lyrics are so universal (and yet specific, which is where Lord has always thrived). One of my favorite moments in Lord's entire career has been the meta moment at the end of the bridge with "and you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars/and why I've spent my whole life trying to put it into words" like yes *****, I DO understand. The tears are freezing to my ******* cheeks, but I understand. I wonder what Jack thinks about this now, does he apply it to Margaret? He clearly still likes and cares about the song because he gave far above and beyond the bare minimum (considering how the rest of Swift 19:89 New Testament was produced nnn) in improving every little tweak to the production here. I hope he really just appreciates the love letter from Lord. Speaking of, I wonder how Lorde feels about having broken up the You Are In Lena couple? Do y'all think she thinks its funny? Do we know if she still talks to Lena? I know Lord does from time to time, though I'd rather her not. Alas, so long as Lena is not prominently placed in Her and Travis's wedding photos, I will tolerate Lena's presence in Her life, because it got us this glorious hymn!"

blown away

9.7 - "I love it."

AshleyLovescats887

9 - "THE BRIDGE???"

1989

8.2 - "One of her best bridges tbh."

Edge of Glory

8 - "This kills the single Swiftie."

Where are you now?

7.2 - "Urge to skip when it comes on, but always ends up being worth the listen."

 

 

 Part 4 Reveal Results (So Far)

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140. I Almost Do

139. Renegade (Big Red Machine feat. Taylor Swift)

138. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

137. Timeless

136. Say Don't Go

135. Paper Rings

134. The Bolter

133. Bejeweled

132. Tim McGraw

131. I Did Something Bad

130. You're Not Sorry

129. Fresh Out the Slammer

128. Eyes Open

127. You Are in Love

 

Why You`re in Lena that high, it should be in the 200s

The only good thing is the echo part live with the crowd

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4 hours ago, Forever Winter said:

98. Down Bad

7.480

Fortnight above Down Smash?!!!!

 

What is wrong with y'all :devil:

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Writing all my thoughts in notes because I'm really far behind. Still recovering from the TRAUMA of yesterdays reveal, especially mourning the loss of my first 11, The Chosen One

 

I already SLANDERED YALL for voting out I Definitely Stan out so early so I'll let that one simmer. 

 

Genuinely SHOCKED that Little Old Me got punched so early, it's one of 5 songs on the album I think are listenable. Undeserved in the context of all of the TRASH still left in this rate from Skid Mark Dept. 

 

Man yall cant get anything right, even no1curr vault songs. SDG is by far the best 1989 vault track. 

 

There are a lot more offensive Triggered Dept songs than Paper Rings, this is an actual case of yall hating fun 

 

NOOOOOOOOO

RAT TATATATATATAT DEATH SENTENCE

RAT TATATATATATAT DEATH SENTENCE 

SOME OF YALL WERE CLEARLY TOO POOR TO ATTEND REP TOUR 

 

But was this misplaced or mis scored? Ms McGraw has a higher average but was OUT before nnnn 

 

Same as before, why does You're Not sorry have a lower score than Tim McChicken? 

 

Need about 20 TTPD songs to follow suit 

 

There is not  SINGLE song better on Tortured Shitter than Eyes Open, are yall smoking crack????

 

You Are In Lena is SO OVERHATED. Like what is wrong with this song????? It's mid tempo, synth pop EXCELLENCE!! Her and Hack have been making copycats of this for 10 years and still haven't created a better song than it, I fear 

 

Also another reminder that no matter where it places, Wonderland has always been unlistenable trash!!!! 

 

WHAT THE CUCK IS WEONG WITN YOUUUUUUUUUUU

SAD BEAUTIFUL tragic??? REALLY??? ******* REALLY????? SHE MADE THIS SONG ABOUT YOUR TASTE AND MUSICAL PREFERENCES I SWEAR

 

MEAN????!??!???!!??!!????!

OMG ACTUALLY JAIL 

WTF 

A TWO TIME GRAMMY WINNER BTW, MORE THAN MIDQUEEF AND FOLKLORE 

 

Two crappers out after SAD BEAUTIFUL LEGEND and QUEEN. Justified but still pains that they're above such excellence 

 

I'm sorry but how do you like The Last Snooze more than Sad Beautiful Tragic and I Almost Do? Objectively makes no sense 

 

NOO NOT LANITA. At least it's part of one of Taylor's BEST 1-2-3-4-5 punches OF ALL TIME. 

 

also why did you change my name to frankfurt nnn @Forever Winter just say you want to see my big hog then 

 

Pretty sure I gave Betty a 9 btw 

 

Oh Dear Reader is excellent and much better than some of the choices still in but lowkey a fair placement 

 

How is DREAD still in??? 

 

I swear if HOly Hymn is out before top 100……

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME BACK…. 

BE IN THIS RATE

 

all of my 11s except for my dear fallen soldier The Chosen One making the top 100 IKTR 

 

HOW IS MR TERRIBLY BAD STILL IN? WHAT THE **** 

 

I thought Long Live was punched out???? 

 

I'm sorry but Is This Song Over Now? is NOT better than IWYW

 

@Dear Reader she's pushing 35 singing about how she's down bad crying in the gym… please get a grip. The lyrical travesty of Down Bad is one of the reasons why TTPD is her WORST album 

 

Noooo King of My Discography is so misunderstood. It's MILES better than Dread and one of her best productions ever. Croak. 

 

Oh it better be FAUX 

 

NOT PEACE 

ROBBERS TO THE EAST 

CLOWNS (rate participants) TO THE WEST 

SUCH AN UNDERRATED CLASSIC OMG. LOVE THE MELODIES ON THIS ONE 

 

SO LONG, UGLY *****!!! 

 

So happy that HEX got punched, her fallen sisters peace and epiphany are much better 

 

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HOW THE **** ARE READY FOR **** AND MISS TRUMPIANA AND THE HALF-BAKED SONG STILL IN

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TTPanneD getting its LASHINGS :clap3: it's a cute effort but Taylor try adding melodies to your songs next time!

 

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Who's Afraid of Good Old Me - OUT 

The Puta - OUT

Fresh out the Slammer - OUT
Clara Bow - OUT

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys - OUT

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - OUT

I Hate It Here - OUT

Florida!!! - OUT

 

(okay why the **** did y'all let THESE songs survive longer than the songs above :biblio: :biblio: :biblio:)

get him back! - OUT

When Will This Album End? - OUT

Downright Bad - OUT

Flopnight - OUT

So Long, Grammys - OUT

 

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Damn TTPD really got the lashings today.

 

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Also as the resident Peak Now defender I am happy that we've eliminated Peak Now in the right order tonight :clap3: Talentless, Moan and Sneak Now are kinda mid to bottom tier

 

I Can't See Alt Radio next :clap3:

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1 hour ago, frankvert said:

But was this misplaced or mis scored? Ms McGraw has a higher average but was OUT before nnnn 

 

Same as before, why does You're Not sorry have a lower score than Tim McChicken? 

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MISS AmerEHcana & The Shartbreak Piss better be the first out next reveal or else...

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Welp. As of #97 all five of my 11's are gone.

 

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I'm a FLOOOOOOOOOP who has NO TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(But that's what I get for giving 11's to mostly guilty pleasure flop songs)

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Catching up now ... IAD ... you lot did this dirty ... 

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The OP hasn't been updated with a recap, does anyone have one? 

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10 hours ago, Forever Winter said:

 

111. I Know Places

7.350

Saboteurs (0s): Taylor fanboy

 

 

That's how you use a ZERO. The worst song on PRISM LITE.

 

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25 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

That's how you use a ZERO. The worst song on PRISM LITE.

 

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12 minutes ago, Kyle-x said:

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But did you see my 10 on FOTS? :heart:

 

I would like to apologize to my reputa allies who love 19Katy9 and MIDnights. @Miles. @Starchild etc.

 

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The rate can still redeem itself if My Tears Ricochet, Better Man and right where you left me make up the Top 3 :clack:

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43 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

That's how you use a ZERO. The worst song on PRISM LITE.

 

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Evidently you should know places to get your ears checked

 

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