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I guess nothing from her early career is safe :dancehall:

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Did the servers just crash for anyone else too?

 

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210. Jump Then Fall

5.990

Guardian Angels (11s): None

Lovers (9s-10s): Enrique523, paulyyyozd, Kyle-x, Sanguine, PerfectSacrifice, AshleyLovescats887, AbeHicks, Heldenzeit

Haters (1s): halcyonday, GuyNextDoor

Murderers (0s): None

 

Comments

greento

7.9 - "Very cute song, love it."

wastedpotential

6.8 - "There used to be a really annoying girl on Stan Twitter named Samantha who loved this song and I hated her, so by extension I hate this too (though I feel bad about when oomf compared her to an elephant to her face). Still, this is the closest Filler-less comes to having filler. I do not like the weird guitar tone choices at the start, it makes me think we're about to get a Nelly country crossover moment (and his abominations with Florida Georgia Line were MORE than enough for me). No offense, but I'd be so disappointed to get this as a surprise song. I do live for "fa-a-oh-oh-aawl, huh!" Moment, and really all of the second verse. If only more of the song made me bump and move like that. The guitar mixing and layering is PERFECT there and literally nowhere else in the song."

blown away

6.4 - "It's very cute."

By the Water

5.5 - "We love this top 10 smash."

Where are you now?

4.4 - "This random song hitting #10 on the Hot 100 should've been an early indication of how chaotically big & successful she would become."

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2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

"We love this top 10 smash."

First Testament is finally SAFE. 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Did the servers just crash for anyone else too?

 

Yes :suburban:

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3 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

Did the servers just crash for anyone else too?

 

I could have listened to All Too Well five times in the amount of time it took to load a single page :clack:

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Damn y'all really need to get into the Platinum Edition tracks

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Another Top 10 smash on the way

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

Another Top 10 smash on the way

 

:ryan3:

If it wasn't already out I'd be praying for Today Was A Sermon

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

Another Top 10 smash on the way

 

:ryan3:

First Testament STILL safe :party:

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this server going to complete **** for the past two hours :deadbanana4: now i have to catch up again omgggg 

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It better not be ITWAM

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

First Testament STILL safe :party:

evermore too, blessed be:party:

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TODAY WAS A FAIRYTALE I WILL FOREVER STAN YOU 

 

y'all are wrong for this one istg 

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God exists! :jonny5:

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207. Bad Blood

6.102

 

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55 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

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215. Bye Bye Baby

5.8469

 

Guardian Angels (11s): SleepingTigers

Lovers (9s-10s): AshleyLovescats887, paulyyyozd, Kyle-x, NewStanner, PaloSanto, PerfectSacrifice, Mr. Duff, PoisonedIvy, wastedpotential, Enrique523, fridayteenage, Quicksand, greeneyedsoul, Taylor fanboy

Haters (1s): Teen Spirit, halcyonday, Feanor, Miles., NextBish90, ONOPKA, LovaticSwiftie, sparrowblue

Murderers (0s):

 

Comments

NewStanner

10 - "Gorgeous closer, by far the best vault track."

AshleyLovescats887

10 - "One of the best closers."

wastedpotential

9.1 - "I remember when someone's headphones glitched and played the upper harmony line super loud and it turned out she was doing Mariah whistle tones in the background and we just never noticed, and now I hunt for them every time I hear this song. They're honestly just one example of all the little perfect flourishes hiding in this song waiting to be discovered (like the godly guitar riff hiding under "then the here and the now floods in"). I'm always so glad when I hear this song because it means I'm finally out of the FearGod Vault, but I do genuinely really enjoy it and think it has a lot of merit. Not one of Lord's best but very enjoyable for sure and definitely worth more praising and appreciation than it gets. Especially those Mariah moments, y'all need to come to church with this one every once in a while!"

Lazuli

7.3 - "UNDERRATED."

Where are you now?

7.1 - "Simple but pleasant. Folks probably dismiss too easily."

Achilles.

5 - "This was never really a favorite of mine."

By the Water

5 - "I used to really like this but it didn't age that well tbh."

blown away

2.2 - "Meh."

Miles.

1 - "The worst Vault by a country mile, this TV made me not excited for the rest of them. (Thankfully Red and SN changed EVERYTHING.)"

THANK GOD…

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Kendrick is amazing, an artisté, etc how dare y'all? :biblionny: I gave it a good NINE especially with the new remix 

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we jumped from 210 to 207? :dies:

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Where's 209 & 208 tho?

 

:suburban:

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Just now, Forever Winter said:

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207. Bad Blood

6.102

 

Guardian Angels (11s): None

Lovers (9s-10s): halcyonday, Starchild, AbeHicks, PerfectSacrifice, Great Username, NextBish90, fridayteenage, Catch22, greeneyedsoul, blown away, Bartender, gagacasanova, SleepingTigers, Theluckyone, reputation1989, AshleyLovescats887, Gorjesspazze9, vinicius, Miles., BOAZ, byzantium, fab, Kyle-x, Where are you now?, enchanted0

Haters (1s): 1989, Namigo, freakum., creativity, Bussea, sparrowblue, Taylor fanboy, Sanguine, Cruel Summer, Achilles.

Murderers (0s): NordicGuy, NEX, Live To Tell, Tusk

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blown away

10 - "The remix is amazing, the reworked production is great and works way better than the original one."

reputation1989

9 - "Kendrick's version >>>"

AshleyLovescats887

9 - "Kendrick version tanked"

Miles.

9 - "Kendrick Lamar version. Original is an 8."

Where are you now?

9 - " Yeah the lyrics are nothing magnificent but it's so incredibly catchy that it doesn't matter. Some of her best 3rd/final chrous ad libs to exist. In time have preferred Kendrick remix to the album cut."

kyungsoowift

8 - "I'm generous so count the Kendrick one."

wastedpotential

7.1 - "Welcome to your tape, Katheryn Hudson. You don't know it yet, but your career is about to die! I feel like I have to justify liking this song more than I'll have to justify any other pick on this list, and I don't even like this song thaaaat much, but here goes. Bad Blood is a good enough song, and certainly accomplishes the task it set out to do with ease. The instrumental is far too plink-plonky for my tastes (the remix helps, but adds its own host of problems), Lord's vocals are shouty, and the lyrics are pretty ******* flimsy ("you made a really cu-uh-ut" turning into as many syllables as it did is just lazy, I'm sorry). However, at the exact same time, this song is pulling down its pants, squatting down, and taking a GIANT dump at the foot of a tombstone marked "Here Lies The Career Of Katy Perry (2008-2013)", with a subheading of "Nine #1s, Tied MJ, nostalgia-bait to the max, several diamond singles". We can't solely attribute the fall of Katy's career to this song (it was probably an inevitability with or without this song), but there aren't many former music industry titans whose career downfalls can be laid at the feet of ONE song from their enemy. I think in another world there was a diss track battle, but Bad Blood being as huge as it was (even if it's not especially... cutting), and then Swish Swish pulling a #46-OUT essentially killed any potential for that. Whether people will admit it or not, this was the "Not Like Us" of the 2010s. Besides, this goes OFF at the gym, I always feel so hot and powerful blasting this through my airpods loud enough so everyone else can hear while I'm lifting (because I AM obnoxious that way (actually because I have crippling gym anxiety and will only go if it's literally empty so there's no one to bother, but I hope I made you mad for a second nnn)). The Should've Said No x Bad Blood megasmash crossover event of the century, is proof of Lord's mastermindedness, because I'm still singing them both together in the shower after all these years. I know Katy's therapist had these lyrics printed out at some point, and that really just makes it so enjoyable ddddd. I know some of y'all are too good to admit it, but punching down at a deserving victim can be a good time! I rest my case."

MusicLoverDude

7 - "Kendrick brought the fire on the remix along with the production but this was still a letdown."

Edge of Glory

6.5 - "Shake It Off video accused of cultural appropriation, style not reaching #1 after sio/bs, fake white feminist allegations starting to build...she had one chance to kill katy perry and she took it."

Forever Winter

6.5 - "1989 original album is truly skipless. Even Bad Blood."

By the Water

4.5 - "The remix kinda saves this song."

1989

1 - "Kendrick did not save this one. Only dud on 1989 for me."

freakum.

1 - "1 for Kendrick's verse."

sparrowblue

1 - " Not even Kendrick helped."

Bussea

1 - "Kendrick actually made the song better but no xx."

Achilles.

1 - "I am so tired of this song."

Not Beelzebub this early :deadbanana4:

 

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I thought with the Katy endings we've all been enjoying recently that this would get some extra love, but I guess the **** not

 

 

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It's always the "stop HoldinG grUdges Taylor!!11" crowd I KNOW IT :khalyan2:

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wastedpotential

6.8 - "There used to be a really annoying girl on Stan Twitter named Samantha who loved this song and I hated her, so by extension I hate this too (though I feel bad about when oomf compared her to an elephant to her face). 

LORD this rate  :deadbanana4:

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Even song about Katy flopped in this rate

 

:suburban:

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

Not Beelzebub this early :deadbanana4:

 

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I thought with the Katy endings we've all been enjoying recently that this would get some extra love, but I guess the **** not

 

 

Oh sis I feel the same way and I know who to blame 

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Just now, Starchild said:

It's always the "stop HoldinG grUdges Taylor!!11" crowd I KNOW IT :khalyan2:

 

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