Brooklyn Baby Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 213. Change 5.955 Guardian Angels (11s): Diarrhoea Lovers (9s-10s): Solaria, NEX, KillingYourCareer, Enrique523, Støned, Bussea, Bartender, Sanguine, PaloSanto, AbeHicks, Kyle-x, Achilles. Haters (1s): Teen Spirit, Namigo, GuyNextDoor, ONOPKA, jacklovesyou1, blown away, Taylor fanboy Murderers (0s): Feanor, kyungsoowift, LoveInStereo Comments Bussea 10 - "I'M TIRED OF Y'ALL PRETENDING THIS SONG IS BAD. YOU SIMPLE B*TCHES DON'T GET IT." Achilles. 9 greento 8 - "Way too overhated, not sure why. The last few "hallelujah"s make the song." wastedpotential 7.8 - "The way this being an Olympics song for the Beijing games is literally the only interesting thing about it (well, that and it being Lord's first ever top 10). I have mixed feelings here. On both versions she absolutely butchers (like four year old with safety scissors making some homemade bangs) "I'll do anything to see it through" going into the first chorus. She did that note so dirty, I hope she feels bad. I don't understand what this song is about except that her and her label and her band mates are being oppressed and are on the precipice of fomenting revolution? One that requires her to invoke a hallelujah? What kind of revolution, Taylor? Was she about to march through the streets of Nashville burning record label HQs on Abortchetta's command? Was awful-hair Grant supposed to snipe a rival label boss? Are we toppling the evil capitalists? Or are we attempting a putsch? Was this a declaration of civil war against George Bush? Should we have a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid? This is Taylor's lyrically most offensive song in a… Katy Perry Part Of Me/Kelly Clarkson Stronger kind of way, where somehow the antagonist of the song is this literal movie villain they're fighting against? Babe, you just went on an arena tour, you aren't cornered and you aren't outnumbered and you aren't fighting anyone, please put the shotgun down! On the other hand, that hallelujah choir performance arm hair gif is an absolute, stone cold classic. I think it's burned into my eyelids at this point, I've seen and used it so many times. HALLELUJAAAAAAH!" Nein 7.5 - "Underrated, this is the predecessor to Long Live." Lazuli 6.7 - "*insert that live performance gif*" Where are you now? 6.6 - "The cheap music video was filmed in Indianapolis, for ya'll that don't know." Lorenzo22 2.6 - "She knew she had to do a better version next album." blown away 1 - "The only good thing about this song is that one performance where she holds the note really long."
Live To Tell Posted September 3 Posted September 3 (edited) Bad blood? Edited September 3 by Live To Tell
1989 Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Not these slow ass servers making my comment post directly under the reveal 1
MidnightsAtPeace Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Just now, Forever Winter said: 213. Change 5.955 Guardian Angels (11s): Diarrhoea Lovers (9s-10s): Solaria, NEX, KillingYourCareer, Enrique523, Støned, Bussea, Bartender, Sanguine, PaloSanto, AbeHicks, Kyle-x, Achilles. Haters (1s): Teen Spirit, Namigo, GuyNextDoor, ONOPKA, jacklovesyou1, blown away, Taylor fanboy Murderers (0s): Feanor, kyungsoowift, LoveInStereo Comments Bussea 10 - "I'M TIRED OF Y'ALL PRETENDING THIS SONG IS BAD. YOU SIMPLE B*TCHES DON'T GET IT." Achilles. 9 greento 8 - "Way too overhated, not sure why. The last few "hallelujah"s make the song." wastedpotential 7.8 - "The way this being an Olympics song for the Beijing games is literally the only interesting thing about it (well, that and it being Lord's first ever top 10). I have mixed feelings here. On both versions she absolutely butchers (like four year old with safety scissors making some homemade bangs) "I'll do anything to see it through" going into the first chorus. She did that note so dirty, I hope she feels bad. I don't understand what this song is about except that her and her label and her band mates are being oppressed and are on the precipice of fomenting revolution? One that requires her to invoke a hallelujah? What kind of revolution, Taylor? Was she about to march through the streets of Nashville burning record label HQs on Abortchetta's command? Was awful-hair Grant supposed to snipe a rival label boss? Are we toppling the evil capitalists? Or are we attempting a putsch? Was this a declaration of civil war against George Bush? Should we have a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid? This is Taylor's lyrically most offensive song in a… Katy Perry Part Of Me/Kelly Clarkson Stronger kind of way, where somehow the antagonist of the song is this literal movie villain they're fighting against? Babe, you just went on an arena tour, you aren't cornered and you aren't outnumbered and you aren't fighting anyone, please put the shotgun down! On the other hand, that hallelujah choir performance arm hair gif is an absolute, stone cold classic. I think it's burned into my eyelids at this point, I've seen and used it so many times. HALLELUJAAAAAAH!" Nein 7.5 - "Underrated, this is the predecessor to Long Live." Lazuli 6.7 - "*insert that live performance gif*" Where are you now? 6.6 - "The cheap music video was filmed in Indianapolis, for ya'll that don't know." Lorenzo22 2.6 - "She knew she had to do a better version next album." blown away 1 - "The only good thing about this song is that one performance where she holds the note really long." HALLELUJAH
wastedpotential Posted September 3 Posted September 3 2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: I don't understand what this song is about except that her and her label and her band mates are being oppressed and are on the precipice of fomenting revolution? One that requires her to invoke a hallelujah? What kind of revolution, Taylor? Was she about to march through the streets of Nashville burning record label HQs on Abortchetta's command? Was awful-hair Grant supposed to snipe a rival label boss? Are we toppling the evil capitalists? Or are we attempting a putsch? Was this a declaration of civil war against George Bush? Should we have a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid? Taylor, The Starlights, and Big Maga when they successfully topple the US government: 2
Catch22 Posted September 3 Posted September 3 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's one of the biggest glow ups with TV 1
Dear Reader Posted September 3 Posted September 3 (edited) oh y'all are going to hell for eliminating Change this early... Edited September 3 by Dear Reader 2
MidnightsAtPeace Posted September 3 Posted September 3 the fact that I was obsessed with change at some point in my life
1989 Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Change is a cute girl, she got the big glow up with the TV. I would've definitely eliminated some others over it, but I also am fine with it not making the top 200.
burninredhot Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Change is kind of a snoozefest to me. Deserved lower
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 Song #212 is a song many have been WAITING for. You either really love it or really hate it. wehavetostan Quote "I don't care if I'm the only defender of this song, it's the best song on this album." frankvert Quote "Saved my last 0 for the title track of TS's worst album to date." 2
Achilles. Posted September 3 Posted September 3 @Forever Winter did you know what gif it was going to be before you copy-pasted the link and actually saw the image?
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Achilles. said: @Forever Winter did you know what gif it was going to be before you copy-pasted the link and actually saw the image? Yes nnnn 1
burninredhot Posted September 3 Posted September 3 Just now, Forever Winter said: Song #212 is a song many have been WAITING for. You either really love it or really hate it. wehavetostan frankvert tattooed golden retriever let's GOO
Brooklyn Baby Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 212. The Tortured Poets Department 5.978 Guardian Angels (11s): paulyyyozd, Lorenzo22 Lovers (9s-10s): Tusk, AshleyLovescats887, AbeHicks, jacobhalkohit, Perfect Sacrifice, makeawish, Holy Ground, Kyle-x, Bartender, wehavetostan, Starchild, LoveInStereo, greento, holyground13, Peroxide, folkloreking, Enrique523, Great Username, GuyNextDoor, ellis-bell, enchanted0, Blood Magic, heckinglovato Haters (1s): Forever Winter, NEX, Teen Spirit, KillingYourCareer, Prismee, NextBish90, creativity., Strawberry Bubble, BOAZ, Klein, Taylor fanboy, Bosque, By the Water, StonedSoulPicnic Murderers (0s): Avrileon, 4Real, Soobin, Riverbank, halcyonday, frankvert, idkwiam, tjspy, TaylenaStan, roso, My Tears Ricochet Comments Lorenzo22 11 - "This 11 is for the OTTPDHs, crazy how 2 lines in a 5 minute song can make someone absolutely hate it. I personally don't mind, the title track is the centerpiece of the album alongside The Prophecy, with amazing songwriting and a catchy 80s production on top of that." wehavetostan 10 - "I don't care if I'm the only defender of this song, it's the best song on this album." Starchild 10 - "The unsophisticated gays don't even know who Dylan Thomas is please, not everyone's vote should count. 😭" LoveInStereo 9.9 - "Love how the sound is so timeless but the lyrics are so hyper specific and modern. Another song people often misunderstand. If you get it, you get it." greento 9.8 - "No one gets this song like I do. The outro is *chefs kiss.*" Peroxide 9 - "An excellent pop song. Big Fleetwood Mac vibes… no idea why it's become something of a punching bag." pinkbowvintage 8.5 - "A misunderstood bop that sounds like sparkling radiant sunshine." Where are you now? 8.3 - "The seven bars of chocolate line really isn't that bad, THOTS. You're cherry-picking from probably over 1,000 different lyrics from the album. Sad that a few lines from this song is all you have in life." Lazuli 8 - "Y'all are dumb to hate on this song just cuz of that Charlie Puth line." 1989 7.3 - "This one had to grow on me. It's still a bit of a mess lyrically, but the production kind of eats." Miles. 7 - "Conflicting, because see, I actually love the tattooed golden retriever line, and the typewriter line, but overall it's just too messy." SLUTTVFTV 7 - "If this song didn't exist there'd be way less discourse on the album." wastedpotential 6.8 - "-1.2 for the words "tattooed golden retriever", because from time to time I AM a trend follower. However, I came across some stems from this on Twitter that were of Heavenly quality, and I must levy a curse at Jack for burying them so deeply in the mix." kyungsoowift 6 - "One of my least fav on TTPD sorry." blown away 4 - "Very uninspired song." Achilles. 3 - "The Charlie Puth verse is bad but the whole bridge (namedropping! suicidal for each other! the rings!) is far worse. Other bits of the song are genuinely good, though." BOAZ 1 - "I can't stand this." Forever Winter 1 - "This is Taylor and Jack on autopilot and the well has been run dry. If this was placed lower on the tracklist, I think TTPD as an album would get less hate. This song is just awful. And NO it is NOT just one line we hate. From the Charlie Puth line to the tattooed golden retriever line to the ridiculous lyrics in the bridge, there is a lot to drag. Jack also needs to keep these Bleachers-sounding productions AWAY from Taylor." frankvert 0 - "Saved my last 0 for the title track of TS's worst album to date. Only listened to 5 of the 31 songs multiple times, truly unlistenable for me." My Tears Ricochet 0 - "Sonically, it's fine, but the lyrics - oh GOD!!. From the seven bars of chocolate and Charlie Puth reference to the tattooed golden retriever and middle finger ring lines, it makes me scream every time. I still wonder if she really wrote those lines, read them over, and thought, 'Ooh, look at how I ate that.'" 3 1 1
MidnightsAtPeace Posted September 3 Posted September 3 2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said: Song #212 is a song many have been WAITING for. You either really love it or really hate it. wehavetostan frankvert This better not be SPEAK GOD
wastedpotential Posted September 3 Posted September 3 (edited) TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO TORCHIEPO, IT'S TIME TO GO Edited September 3 by wastedpotential
MidnightsAtPeace Posted September 3 Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Forever Winter said: 212. The Tortured Poets Department 5.978 Guardian Angels (11s): paulyyyozd, Lorenzo22 Lovers (9s-10s): Tusk, AshleyLovescats887, AbeHicks, jacobhalkohit, Perfect Sacrifice, makeawish, Holy Ground, Kyle-x, Bartender, wehavetostan, Starchild, LoveInStereo, greento, holyground13, Peroxide, folkloreking, Enrique523, Great Username, GuyNextDoor, ellis-bell, enchanted0, Blood Magic, heckinglovato Haters (1s): Forever Winter, NEX, Teen Spirit, KillingYourCareer, Prismee, NextBish90, creativity., Strawberry Bubble, BOAZ, Klein, Taylor fanboy, Bosque, By the Water, StonedSoulPicnic Murderers (0s): Avrileon, 4Real, Soobin, Riverbank, halcyonday, frankvert, idkwiam, tjspy, TaylenaStan, roso, My Tears Ricochet Comments Lorenzo22 11 - "This 11 is for the OTTPDHs, crazy how 2 lines in a 5 minute song can make someone absolutely hate it. I personally don't mind, the title track is the centerpiece of the album alongside The Prophecy, with amazing songwriting and a catchy 80s production on top of that." wehavetostan 10 - "I don't care if I'm the only defender of this song, it's the best song on this album." Starchild 10 - "The unsophisticated gays don't even know who Dylan Thomas is please, not everyone's vote should count. 😭" LoveInStereo 9.9 - "Love how the sound is so timeless but the lyrics are so hyper specific and modern. Another song people often misunderstand. If you get it, you get it." greento 9.8 - "No one gets this song like I do. The outro is *chefs kiss.*" Peroxide 9 - "An excellent pop song. Big Fleetwood Mac vibes… no idea why it's become something of a punching bag." pinkbowvintage 8.5 - "A misunderstood bop that sounds like sparkling radiant sunshine." Where are you now? 8.3 - "The seven bars of chocolate line really isn't that bad, THOTS. You're cherry-picking from probably over 1,000 different lyrics from the album. Sad that a few lines from this song is all you have in life." Lazuli 8 - "Y'all are dumb to hate on this song just cuz of that Charlie Puth line." 1989 7.3 - "This one had to grow on me. It's still a bit of a mess lyrically, but the production kind of eats." Miles. 7 - "Conflicting, because see, I actually love the tattooed golden retriever line, and the typewriter line, but overall it's just too messy." SLUTTVFTV 7 - "If this song didn't exist there'd be way less discourse on the album." wastedpotential 6.8 - "-1.2 for the words "tattooed golden retriever", because from time to time I AM a trend follower. However, I came across some stems from this on Twitter that were of Heavenly quality, and I must levy a curse at Jack for burying them so deeply in the mix." kyungsoowift 6 - "One of my least fav on TTPD sorry." blown away 4 - "Very uninspired song." Achilles. 3 - "The Charlie Puth verse is bad but the whole bridge (namedropping! suicidal for each other! the rings!) is far worse. Other bits of the song are genuinely good, though." BOAZ 1 - "I can't stand this." Forever Winter 1 - "This is Taylor and Jack on autopilot and the well has been run dry. If this was placed lower on the tracklist, I think TTPD as an album would get less hate. This song is just awful. And NO it is NOT just one line we hate. From the Charlie Puth line to the tattooed golden retriever line to the ridiculous lyrics in the bridge, there is a lot to drag. Jack also needs to keep these Bleachers-sounding productions AWAY from Taylor." frankvert 0 - "Saved my last 0 for the title track of TS's worst album to date. Only listened to 5 of the 31 songs multiple times, truly unlistenable for me." My Tears Ricochet 0 - "Sonically, it's fine, but the lyrics - oh GOD!!. From the seven bars of chocolate and Charlie Puth reference to the tattooed golden retriever and middle finger ring lines, it makes me scream every time. I still wonder if she really wrote those lines, read them over, and thought, 'Ooh, look at how I ate that.'" Tortured (LITERALLY)
PoisonedIvy Posted September 3 Posted September 3 I like ICFHNRIC, yall hate waaaaay too much on it Highway Don't Care is a really good song and I will die on that hill I enjoy INTAF personally but I understand why it ranks so low with the fanbase @wastedpotential your write up for "I'm Only Me" has me Bye Bye Baby does not deserve the hate it gets, it's actually really good 1
By the Water Posted September 3 Posted September 3 1 minute ago, Forever Winter said: wehavetostan 10 - "I don't care if I'm the only defender of this song, it's the best song on this albu 1
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