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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

It's hardly fair to attack Sunburned Losers to the rest of Swift 19:89 :ryan3:

There's multiple songs I would have preferred gone before Suburban Legends actually :ryan3:

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wasting an 11 on The Rat... I'd like to have your issues :clack:

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224. You All Over Me (feat. Maren Morris)

5.617

 

Comments

greento

8.9 - "Best vault song on the album. The lyricism is great and it is complimented by the simple yet beautiful instrumentation."

reputation1989

7.6 - "Was so excited for a Taylor/Maren collab, alas wish the song was more exciting."

pinkbowvintage

7.5 - "Underrated."

Where are you now?

7.5 - "The analogies in verse one always leave me a little puzzled but still a pretty song."

blown away

4.3 - "I like the lyrics but the delivery of the song could've been better."

pavi

3 - "How boring."

 

wastedpotential

0 - "This is a dreary wet fart of a song. No one is on key, the lyrics are messy and cliche-filled (old county roads? Change in your pocket? Dollar-***** metaphors? Please be serious and for real for once, Lord), overwrought and self-congratulatory, those disgusting (derogatory) Maren harmonies, and the fact that it literally starts with a lecherous incest uncle harmonica, oh it starts bad and just keeps getting worse. The fact that the central metaphor of the song is supposed to be some grand declaration of like not being over it but it's literally what every gay says about a minute after their hookup ends. I hate this song with every fiber of my being, and I hate Lord for making it. I ESPECIALLY hate that this was the first glimpse into any vault ever, I truly thought they were all going to be true rejects that Lord knew weren't good enough to be released but still decided to do it anyway. I was willing to buy this on iTunes to get back at Scooter but oh it was with a pinched nose and a prayer that all the vault tracks weren't this bad. Anyone I see defend this song is gross and needs to take a shower."

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Sometimes I use the acoustic Paris version of The Man because she's cute every now and then, but the album version is just 

 

:suburban:

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1 minute ago, Klein said:

There's multiple songs I would have preferred gone before Suburban Legends actually :ryan3:

Oh yeah me as well (How You Get Gonorrhea and Welcome to Gomorrah are top of mind :ryan3:

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1 minute ago, LoveInStereo said:

Superman is sweating like a girl who's better known for the things that she does on the mattress in church. Idk how she's still here tbh!

a top 10 song on Speak God should not be worried

 

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Wait are all of her bad activism anthems OUT???

 

:ryan3:

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3 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

225. The Man

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Not the incest uncle harmonica :deadbanana2:

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2 minutes ago, LoveInStereo said:

Superman is sweating like a girl who's better known for the things that she does on the mattress in church. Idk how she's still here tbh!

This. Speak Now standard is immaculate but the deluxe and vault tracks could start taking strays now that the bottom of the barrel is gone

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yeaaaah, We're All Over This Song is cute but a bit of a snooze

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The entire Fearless vault is like a nap that isn't particularly restful and also you wake up with a sore neck because you're in a car being driven down an eight hour stretch of literally ******* nothing but then a barn drifts past in the middle distance

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The man out? Sexism! :chick2:

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2 minutes ago, Forever Winter said:

224. You All Over Me (feat. Maren Morris)

5.617

 

Comments

greento

8.9 - "Best vault song on the album. The lyricism is great and it is complimented by the simple yet beautiful instrumentation."

reputation1989

7.6 - "Was so excited for a Taylor/Maren collab, alas wish the song was more exciting."

pinkbowvintage

7.5 - "Underrated."

Where are you now?

7.5 - "The analogies in verse one always leave me a little puzzled but still a pretty song."

wastedpotential

5 - "This is a dreary wet fart of a song. No one is on key, the lyrics are messy and cliche-filled (old county roads? Change in your pocket? Dollar-***** metaphors? Please be serious and for real for once, Lord), overwrought and self-congratulatory, those disgusting (derogatory) Maren harmonies, and the fact that it literally starts with a lecherous incest uncle harmonica, oh it starts bad and just keeps getting worse. The fact that the central metaphor of the song is supposed to be some grand declaration of like not being over it but it's literally what every gay says about a minute after their hookup ends. I hate this song with every fiber of my being, and I hate Lord for making it. I ESPECIALLY hate that this was the first glimpse into any vault ever, I truly thought they were all going to be true rejects that Lord knew weren't good enough to be released but still decided to do it anyway. I was willing to buy this on iTunes to get back at Scooter but oh it was with a pinched nose and a prayer that all the vault tracks weren't this bad. Anyone I see defend this song is gross and needs to take a shower."

blown away

4.3 - "I like the lyrics but the delivery of the song could've been better."

pavi

3 - "How boring."

DDDDDD EXCUSE YOU I GAVE THIS A BIG FAT ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

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wastedpotential

5 - "This is a dreary wet fart of a song. No one is on key, the lyrics are messy and cliche-filled (old county roads? Change in your pocket? Dollar-***** metaphors? Please be serious and for real for once, Lord), overwrought and self-congratulatory, those disgusting (derogatory) Maren harmonies, and the fact that it literally starts with a lecherous incest uncle harmonica, oh it starts bad and just keeps getting worse. The fact that the central metaphor of the song is supposed to be some grand declaration of like not being over it but it's literally what every gay says about a minute after their hookup ends. I hate this song with every fiber of my being, and I hate Lord for making it. I ESPECIALLY hate that this was the first glimpse into any vault ever, I truly thought they were all going to be true rejects that Lord knew weren't good enough to be released but still decided to do it anyway. I was willing to buy this on iTunes to get back at Scooter but oh it was with a pinched nose and a prayer that all the vault tracks weren't this bad. Anyone I see defend this song is gross and needs to take a shower."

:bibliahh::bibliahh: 
all these lashings and you still gave the song a 5 

 

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I'm ecstatic that the Man is gone..

 

BUT WHAT THE HELL @ YAOLOM :deadbanana4: BEFORE WE WERE HAPPY OR THAT'S WHEN?!?!

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1 minute ago, Achilles. said:

Wait are all of her bad activism anthems OUT???

 

:ryan3:

It seems so! Taste!

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

How You Get Gonorrhea

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223. A Place in This World

5.623

 

Comments

AbeHicks

10 - "If you're wondering why there are almost no comments, it's because everyone is too busy enjoying the angelic music."

Flames2Embers

9 - "I am obsessed with the guitar melody in this song."

kyungsoowift

8.5 - "A girl can dream."

Achilles.

8 - "She has always had such an innate ability for making universal experiences seem uniquely her own."

AshleyLovescats887

7 - "song needs a tv"

wastedpotential

6.8 - "I was notably unfavorable to this song during the last rate, and I regret that. It's some of Her weakest writing, sure (the entire chorus could've been written by your average gifted program 9 year old), but the topline melody here is absolutely a threat. This was an indication of the woman to come and Her developing capability to write the most diabolically perfect melodies ever. Also, that "I'm just a girl" outro is just begging to become a TikTok sound."

Where are you now?

5.8 - "A cute girl & nothing more."

pinkbowvintage

5 - "One of her weakest bridges but a great chorus."

Bussea

4 - "The way she found it omfg that's a bad *****. Song sucks tho x."

Starchild

4 - "A good song and that's all I have to say about most of what's coming up."

blown away

2.8 - "The song has potential to be nice, but those vocals... Chile."

Lazuli

2 - "I fear listening to this in the TV..."

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The Man and YAOM are way too high 

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Just now, TaylenaStan said:

wastedpotential

5 - "This is a dreary wet fart of a song. No one is on key, the lyrics are messy and cliche-filled (old county roads? Change in your pocket? Dollar-***** metaphors? Please be serious and for real for once, Lord), overwrought and self-congratulatory, those disgusting (derogatory) Maren harmonies, and the fact that it literally starts with a lecherous incest uncle harmonica, oh it starts bad and just keeps getting worse. The fact that the central metaphor of the song is supposed to be some grand declaration of like not being over it but it's literally what every gay says about a minute after their hookup ends. I hate this song with every fiber of my being, and I hate Lord for making it. I ESPECIALLY hate that this was the first glimpse into any vault ever, I truly thought they were all going to be true rejects that Lord knew weren't good enough to be released but still decided to do it anyway. I was willing to buy this on iTunes to get back at Scooter but oh it was with a pinched nose and a prayer that all the vault tracks weren't this bad. Anyone I see defend this song is gross and needs to take a shower."

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all these lashings and you still gave the song a 5 

 

NO I GAVE IT A ZERO I WILL NOT BE MADE TO APPEAR TO LIKE THIS SONG I DO NOT LIKE THIS SONG :ducky:

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1 minute ago, TaylenaStan said:

lecherous incest uncle harmonica

This quote is going to do NUMBERS in this fanbase from this point forward :ahh: 

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Just now, wastedpotential said:

NO I GAVE IT A ZERO I WILL NOT BE MADE TO APPEAR TO LIKE THIS SONG I DO NOT LIKE THIS SONG :ducky:

:ahh:I  have it wrong on the comments only. On the spreadsheet where it calculated averages, I show a 0

 

:ryan3:

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1 minute ago, NewStanner said:

All of this, only to give the song a 5, which is not a bad score at all :suburban:

I am being so mischaracterized here omg @Forever Winter I AM PRESSING CHARGES :suburban:

 

EXPECT TO HEAR FROM MY ******* LAWYERS :ryan3:

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Goodbye to the millionth song to rhyme "girl" with "world" 

 

:clack: 

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