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2 hours ago, Klein said:

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Posted
1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

I legitimately didn't realize y'all were this serious about hating this song :clack:

It's actually more than a 2 for me but some scores got lowered a bit. :clack:

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Speak Now, 1989, folklore, evermore, Midnights remain winning :ryan3:

 

Reputation joins the LOSERS. :ryan3:

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oh lord now all the harmless fun songs are gonna get kicked out over random folkmore/ttpd khias……


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2 minutes ago, Cruel Summer said:

I legitimately didn't realize y'all were this serious about hating this song :clack:

Right? Maybe they just need to see it live, because at the rep tour it was too much fun to hate!

 

A 5.5 was a perfect score for me to give it though, and it was only a couple decimals above the average score anyway.

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My highest score so far .... wow the lack of taste JUMPED out on this one... i hope all debut songs flop now sorrynotsorry.mp3

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Posted
1 minute ago, Forever Winter said:

232. Invisible

5.371

good bye, my friend.

 

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Invisible is just kinda there.

 

:suburban: 


Like be fr, who would ever recommend that song to anyone.

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231. us. (Gracie Abrams feat. Taylor Swift)

5.386

 

Comments

Holy Ground

10 - "Side note I am obsessed with this Gracie album, tens across the board."

Miles.

10 - "THAT BRIDGE IS INSANE. THE NIGHT YOU WERE TALKING FALSE PROPHETS AND PROFITS THEY MADE IN THE MARGINS OF POETRY SONNETS YOU NEVER READ UP ON IT SHAME COULD'VE LEARNED SOMETHING ROBERT BLY ON MY NIGHTSTAND GIFTS FROM YOU HOW IRONIC A CURSE OR A MIRACLE HEARSE OR AN ORACLE YOU'RE INCOMPARABLE **** IT WAS CHEMICAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

greento

9.5 - "I really love this song, the lyrics are witty and smart, and it overall just hits hard."

SLUTTVFTV

8.5 - Gracie SOTB'd Taylor- she deserved it tho.

Where are you now?

8.4 - "It felt like something holy………."

wastedpotential

8.3 - "Now I'm not sure if Taylor realized it, but Gracie damn well knew that the Babylon lyrics called back to both Cowboy Like Me AND Maroon nnnnn. Swifties usually have some brain power. Now, this is way too new for me to offer any true commentary here, but I do enjoy it well enough!"

Forever Winter

6.5 - "Needed more Taylor and less banshee vocals."

blown away

3.2 - "Taylor has a dozen of songs like this. Nothing special, rather dull even."

Achilles.

3 - ""This random untalented nepo baby got a Lord collab before her most loyal soldier SELEGEND GODMESMERIZING??? Alexa play "I Hate It Here.""

 

Results

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terrorblade 6
tb6591 4.5
SylMacPer 8.3
PaloSanto 5
greento 8.3
NordicGuy 5
The Music Industry 7.2
Solaria 2
Forever Winter 6.5
pinkbowvintage 7
1989 9.4
Peroxide 3.6
DevilsRollTheDice 6
NEX 4
Live To Tell 6
Teen Spirit 1
sanzo 6
MidnightsAtPeace 7
Avrileon 7
CamiloPg_ 1
4Real 2
a_d_22 7
Namigo 5
llikeh 8
305 1
KillingYourCareer 5.5
Arrows 5
skizzo 6.5
Soobin 6
Tusk 10
Riverbank 6
Theluckyone 5
LastKiss 8
itsjem 4.1
Hurem 7
Life Savers 6
folkloreking 9
gagacasanova 5
Vespertine 2
@freakum. 6
chosensparkles 8
reputation1989 5
D-@-N 3
badidearight 6
Velvet Night 7.9
Enrique523 9
Mr. Duff 8.4
AshleyLovescats887 8
ChapelHooker 3
Gorjesspazze9 6
halcyonday 5
Iamanearthling 5
AbeHicks 10
Axolotl 6
jacobhalkohit 4
PerfectSacrifice 9.4
frankvert 3
Venice B 5
vinicius 7
Fitzswiftie 5
Yog 6
Ampersand13 4
Feanor 2
wastedpotential 6.2
Prismee 1
idkwiam 7.7
Schami66 1
StØned 9.3
G.U.Y_Del_Rey 6
djcalpal 4
Great Username 3
Tedwards 8.2
tjspy 5.1
Mezik 5
LVP 3.5
Miles. 7
NextBish90 2.5
liam13 6
SLUTTVFTV 3
Sad Beautiful Tragic 4.5
Losing my ground 6
GuyNextDoor 1
burninredhot 6
americanlife 4.5
Supernatural 7
Terylee 2.5
Mocha 5
modern thing 4.5
TaylenaStan 5
Nein 5
Ger.vaz 8
fridayteenage 8
ONOPKA 2
makeawish 8
Holy Ground 9
LovaticSwiftie 1
RihannaLoverrr 5
Dear Reader 5
roso 5.3
Catch22 4.5
holyground13 4.5
creativity. 4
Strawberry Bubble 3
brokee 5
paulyyyozd 7
ellis-bell 6
BOAZ 8
TheArgonaut 4.1
FolkLover1989 7
Klein 8
MusicLoverDude 7
Clauss 5
Hooker Barbie 6
twoheadlightshine 6
Bussea 7
Quicksand 3
kyungsoowift 4
Flames2Embers 5
Swirl900 4
beagle 1.6
Flower 3
Byzantium 5
fab 4
Heldenzeit 8
Safe&Sound 4.8
SleepingTigers 7
Diarrhoea 1
My Tears Ricochet 7
Kyle-x 10
jacklovesyou1 8.1
PoisonedIvy 7.3
yourfaveisaflop 5
Where are you now? 3.8
sparrowblue 6
enchanted0 9
chiliam 8
greeneyedsoul 7
blown away 2.1
AdrianNicki 2.5
pavi 4
Lazuli 3
Taylor fanboy 10
Bartender 4
Blood Magic 5
Rev8 5
Sanguine 1
Don 6
K$Ellie 5
TMRA 3.4
SoSickOfThatSOL 6
Bosque 4
Top Dash 0
Cruel Summer 7.5
Michael196 7.1
By the Water 5.5
Bindi 7.1
NewStanner 3
StonedSoulPicnic 5
Achilles. 6
Edge of Glory 6
LoveInStereo 6.7
heckinglovato 6
Lorenzo22 2
wehavetostan 5
Starchild 5
Ms. Togekiss 2.5

 

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3 minutes ago, Klein said:

Speak Now, 1989, folklore, evermore, Midnights remain winning :ryan3:

 

Reputation joins the LOSERS. :ryan3:

Joins? Hasn't it been a loser since release week tho?

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Why did i rate this god tier song 8?? Wtf was i drinking

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Just now, AshleyLovescats887 said:

Why did i rate this god tier song 8?? Wtf was i drinking

your roommate's cheap ass wine

 

 

Don't bait us. :eddie:

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Love you and thank you for all your hard work so far @Forever Winter

 

Perhaps 3 songs per post would be more efficient for you & the thread? Just an idea, idk if you & others would like it or hate it! You'd probably just need to spoil tag the comments so the posts don't appear too long at first glance 

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never got the hate fo TIWWCHNT. reputa is at its BEST when there is some self-aware camp sprinkled on the songs. unlike atrocious **** like I Did Something Bad. y'all don't get IT!!

 

edit: not this site taking 10 minutes to submit my post :redface: a mess

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Can it be revealed only until 200? This is unbearable :clack:

Posted
2 minutes ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

Why did i rate this god tier song 8?? Wtf was i drinking

Your roommate's cheap ass screw top rosé. That's how.

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TaylenaStan 5


RECOUNT!
This cant be real, im sure i gave this nepo baby a 1 :suburban:

Posted
1 minute ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

Why did i rate this god tier song 8?? Wtf was i drinking

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Lord US isn't even half as bad as trash like London boy etc :biblionny:haters I say!

I can't believe I was running out of time and gave it a 5, when it deserved what @wastedpotential gave this hymn 

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I've been in server HELL for like 15 minutes and haven't been able to read anything but I'm glad to see This Is Why We Call Priests to Exorcise OUT-OUT like it deserves, the STENCH was becoming unbearable

 

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3 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

Can it be revealed only until 200? This is unbearable :clack:

This website is an horror. And it keeps getting worse by the minute. Can they do something about it already? :clack:

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230. London Boy

5.407

Where are you now?

9.5 - "The brass layered into the chorus does something to me, along with the crack sprinkled into the production."

AbeHicks

9 - "This song is a real love confession. When you open your heart and show your scars even though you're a little afraid not to be hurt again. You give someone the chance to see your most delicate side and you hope this person to be the first who won't leave you in the end."

SLUTTVFTV

8.5 - "So Long, London Boy."

Klein

8 - "If "y'all hate fun" could be described using a song, it would be London Boy. Like damn, nothing like this song to put a big fat smile on my face."

holyground13

7.8 - "So underrated in my view - silly but it knows it."

kyungsoowift

7.5 - "Wonder if she hates this city or not."

Edge of Glory

7 - "This is gonna tank cause most of yall can't have fun!"

blown away

6.8 - "One of the better tracks on Lover."

Bussea

4 - "Oooo who farted."

LoveInStereo

4 - "Very punchy production, horrifically bad lyrics. Goes stupid in the worst way."

wastedpotential

3.1 - " No. I choose to not perceive this song. It does not exist to me. It's not... zero tier (I like some of the verse melodies), but everything else is just... not good. It's basically just a collection of name drops for various people, brands, and then places, with several awkward and stilted British-isms shoved in to make it even more obvious. You can just tell She was proud of this one. "Pubwe" has become a fandom meme amongst the cupcakes, and that just makes me hate everything about this even more. At the very least, I have a feeling Lord will never perform this live again because I don't think it got a super strongly positive response from the audience or the internet. I know I gave it a groan and clocked out of my livestream for a bathroom break because I just knew it was coming."

Achilles.

2 - "This would be like 2 whole points better without the atrocious Stella McCartney name drop."

By the Water

1 - "This lowkey worse than ME!th."

Starchild

1 -  "A British Cigarette."

1989

0 - "If London Boy has no haters I'm dead. Tied as the other worst song of her career."

Vespertine

0 - "I almost hope she intended this song as a parody."

pavi

0 - "No words."

 

 

229. We Were Happy

5.455

Where are you now?

11 - "Guilty pleasure song #1. We Were Happy stan and probably the only one alive. Bridge is melancholic perfection. Knew this one from the demo and always adored it."

AbeHicks

10 - "This song is painfully beautiful, heartbreaking, and tragic, but it's one of my favorites. I performed this at an open mic type thing and the audience was silent for a few moments when I finished it before they began clapping. The lyrics really have that effect on people, like they were in a trance."

Achilles.

8 - "This was my absolute favorite of all her leaked demos, but somehow it lost it spark when she rerecorded it."

Forever Winter

3 - "Taylor sweetie what is this. :suburban:"

wastedpotential

5.1 - "This is the kind of song that makes me think of touching wet food scraps in the sink while doing dishes. I'm actively repulsed by the thought of it. Why Keith Urban heard this in the studio whilst working on their FAR superior other collab and thought he had to hop on is an enigma to me. When Lord sang about songs on the radio putting people to sleep in Superstar, I'm positive She meant this one because this goes nowhere and does nothing. Literally the opposite of a hooky song, I'm actively repulsed by this song. Still, not a zero because there is some good here. As a clown, I can appreciate a circus lyric, and I also want to own a farm and get married some day and the bridge is cute and well engineered enough. I just choose to ignore the rest of the lyrics in the song."

blown away

3.4 - "A rather emotionless song."

kyungsoowift

0 - "Well I'm not so happy about this song."

Lazuli

0 - "Listened to this once and never again."

 

 

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we're at 230 and still nothing of value was lost

 

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WAIT what the ACTUAL ******* ****!?  No.  No.  I actually refuse to accept this.  Us is a top tier Taylor song lyrically.  It has one of the best bridges of her entire discography.  I swear most of y'all didn't actually listen to it and just rated it a 3 because Taylor barely sings on it.  

 

Listen AGAIN.  With your ears OPEN this time.  If this was a solo Taylor song it would be tens across the board.

 

Y'all are TASTELESS.  Rating this below the Fearless Vault and Gorgeous and 16 Loser songs is DISGUSTING.

 

REPENT.

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I really don't want to leave, but since I want to arrive looking somewhat fresh at work I have to go.

 

Have fun everyone, and hopefully a lot of The Tortured Ears Department will be axed this round.

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