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Newbie here, can y'all give me the backstories on these? :biblionny:

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where's BREAKING: Gaga in Lupus Coma and Rihanna f/ Cardi B - "With Us"

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wheres the vaporize / like gas?

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13 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

Newbie here, can y'all give me the backstories on these? :biblionny:

Pick one and I'll try to explain it :rip:

 

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The way I know these by heart. :deadbanana4:

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40 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

Newbie here, can y'all give me the backstories on these? :biblionny:

"Demi froyo" -> Demi randomly started a feud with a froyo shop. The ATRL thread became massive. 100 pages in a few hours, all kinds of gifs and edits, it's like the whole place united to drag her. :dies:

 

Tidal free album -> In 2018, during Queen's release, there was a voucher you could use to download the album even if you weren't a Tidal user (or something like that). However, there was an accident and it meant you could download any album for free with that voucher. There were members with $1,000+ worth of albums downloaded in FLAC. :rip: It only lasted some three hours or so, but it was hilarious.

 

Fergie's manager sues ATRL -> In 2017, an ATRL member leaked Fergie's Double Dutchess and shared it with multiple members. Fergie's manager went on Twitter and asked if someone would let him use their ATRL account.

 

Shakira to be killed in Saudi Arabia -> In 2019 (I think), Shakira scheduled a performance in Saudi Arabia. Some politician asked the Houthis to kill her for it. It got posted here with that title and thread became an anticipation thread, with everyone (jokingly) waiting for her to be executed. Shakira is kinda the queen of messy thread titles. There was also "Shakira found beating baby" (when Waka Waka surpassed Baby in YouTube views) and "Shakira shot with a bazooka in supermarket" (in the Monotonia video). :dies:

 

Sadly, we can't access them anymore because all 2017-2022 posts were archived. A shame, since they are way funnier seen than explained. :dies:

 

I wasn't here for most of the other ones, so I'll let the older members do the explaining for those.

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25 minutes ago, ks_dollar said:

Pick one and I'll try to explain it :rip:

 

Honestly, whichever one you can explain is fine.

 

The gracious good sis @Virgos Groove already covered some.

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its missing TABS

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2 hours ago, Suilen said:

Only 258k stamped doesn't ring any bells to me.

it's roarritenow1 dragging artpop's first week sales:rip:

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Surprised nobody brought up the iconic megathread covering Nicki Minaj's BallGate saga. I was only a mere lurker back then, but I still had an insane time following every single increasingly chaotic update paired with hilarious reactions from the community.

 

As for copypastas, I think you're missing that hysterical defense for Britney Spears' "Private Show". Never fails to make me laugh :gaycat7:

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39 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

Honestly, whichever one you can explain is fine.

 

The gracious good sis @Virgos Groove already covered some.

no one wants to wake up to the news i woke up to this morning:

 

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No one wants to wake up to the news I woke up to this morning. No one. I was preparing my coffee, turning on wi-fi and the first thing I read is: "Camila Cabello leaves Fifth Harmony". I blinked my eyes countless times and I went on Facebook just to see more and more posts about it. I couldn't believe it. My Fifth Harmony dream was over and there I was at 8AM sitting in my kitchen looking at the screen of my iPhone.

I know this may sound a bit too much but… Yes. Tears started falling from my eyes and they wouldn't stop. I don't consider this to be an over dramatic reaction like many of you could easily consider. I look at it as unconditional love, dedication and passion. Something unexplainable, no one can translate love into words or even admiration. Some people get your attention and you don't know why. And while I am fully aware that Fifth Harmony are not over, they're just down to four, I also am aware that it's never going to be the same. It doesn't matter if it is Camila or Dinah or Lauren or Ally or Normani. It doesn't. I saw this girlgroup being born when they were just five little girls. A few years later they turned into strong and confident women and extremely inspirational. They brought the term "girlgroup" back in the music industry and scored two of the biggest hits of this new decade. I was obsessed and extremely proud of it.

I've always been aware that girlgroups are not meant to last and that's why I flew to Paris just to see them live last year. I knew this was a fast career and that's why I spent over 800€ on this girlgroup (I've watched them live twice, I met them twice, I bought their music, I took a trip just to see them, paid hotel… You make the counts!). I wanted to live it as much as I could and looking back I am so proud of every single thing I did for them. They brought back my fan vein in a way I've never experienced before. Britney Spears, Shakira… They're both established artists and it's another story on how their careers are handled.

Every Fifth Harmony fan was aware that Camila Cabello was not happy. Ever since "Worth It" became a smash, something went wrong and the relationship between Camila and the four girls has always been weird. There's indifference and I don't know what to think. Nonetheless, I am no one to judge that. All I want to make clear is: Fifth Harmony are never going to be Fifth Harmony again and that's why I feel like my dream has been crashed. My Fifth Harmony dream has ended. It hurts so bad when you're not prepared… After all they announced a third album last week.

And no. I am not turning my back on Camila. This was a rough decision but I know what it's like to be in a place where you don't belong or feel included and sometimes... It's better to just go for it.

Yet, I always like to see things from the bright side and I am going to always support Fifth Harmony as a group just like any of the five girls as individual acts. They've had an amazing and beautiful impact in my life.

Fourth (Fifth) Harmony… Good luck. Camila Cabello… Good Luck.

Fifth Harmony… Thank You. You've given me the ultimate fan experience and you've been so inspirational. All of you.

"You're my everlasting love" Fifth Harmony, "Everlasting Love"

nicki minaj sits at her vanity:

 

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Nicki Minaj sits at her vanity. She inserts her blue contacts and brushes her long, straight, platinum blonde wig. Her skin glows white with foundation. She adjusts her breast implants in her tank top and squeezes her butt implants into a pair of tight jeans.

jessiejheartbeat -> number one jessie j fan user here whose devotion might have lead to them breaking their leg after jessie broke her leg  

 

 

notice ellie is drinking -> https://classic.atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=874267&nojs=1

 

...Vin -> OGH who'd write the most pretentious posts dragging gaga and would finish every post with ...Vin

 

turned into gas? -> some poor person fell into some hot spring pool and burnt to death instantly and one atrl member chose to ask... "boiled? as in turned to gas?" 

 

elephant visits victim's funeral ->

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Where's Alicia Keys debuts new haircut?

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So many fun memories :chick3:

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1 hour ago, itshyolee said:

Newbie here, can y'all give me the backstories on these? :biblionny:

All you have to know is that 11 years ago, the "ARTPOP: Pop Emergency" thread changed the Internet and this website. Nothing was the same after that.

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the iceberg needs:

 

extremely stable which is a good sign

becky g curse

is katy perry the new paula abdul

angela chang

 

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1 hour ago, itshyolee said:

Honestly, whichever one you can explain is fine.

 

The gracious good sis @Virgos Groove already covered some.

Okay sis. I add some to the OP!

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where's MARIAH SECRET DAUGHTER BORN IN A WHOREHOUSE?

 

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Ks Dollar you will always be famous.

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4 hours ago, Arrows said:

The memories:bibliahh:

 

You need to add "extremely stable which is a good sign"

This gives me literal nightmares. A very infamous quote right before a catastrophic flop. 

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Katy Perry and the Nun who died in court thread was iconic too:rip:


"Another one in the casket"

"And I'm a courtside killer Queen"

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oh wow, ATRL is waaay more iconic than I thought, getting sued by actual managers and all 

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3 hours ago, Nico Robin said:

its missing TABS

I think this is the right time for me to finally ask WHAT THE **** DOES THAT MEAN? :rip: Because that was when I joined the forum officially and TABS was used with lady gaga gifs and photos EVERY SINGLE THREAD. And I never understood and didn't wanna look stupid to ask :rip: 

 

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ok now this is brain rot

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5 minutes ago, TouchinFree said:

This gives me literal nightmares. A very infamous quote right before a catastrophic flop. 

i wouldn't call SL a catastrophic flop, it has almost 400M streams :rip:

but atrl standards for gags is crazy, rain on me is considered to not have any longevity even though it has over a billion streams 

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