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'Houdini' vaporizes off Spotify 200 chart with 90M+ playlist reach & album out, why?


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This exactly the kind of investigative reporting I come to ATRL for. Slay OP :clap3: 

 

'Houdini' and RO are a flop and a failure, but this will help Miss Dular get angry and come back with a real good album, which we know she is capable of. :clap3: 

 

This is her Witness, we shall see if she comes back with a Smile or an In The Zone next :clap3: 

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I've always said she was the female Pitbull.

 

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Hmmm it's Dua, it will surely take off in few months! 

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It's already a hit!!

Region Certification Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)[129] Platinum 70,000
Belgium (BEA)[130] Gold 20,000
Canada (Music Canada)[131] Platinum 80,000
Denmark (IFPI Danmark)[132] Gold 45,000
France (SNEP)[133] Platinum 200,000
Italy (FIMI)[134] Gold 50,000
New Zealand (RMNZ)[135] Gold 15,000
Poland (ZPAV)[136] Platinum 50,000
Portugal (AFP)[137] Platinum 10,000
Spain (PROMUSICAE)[138] Platinum 60,000
Switzerland (IFPISwitzerland)[139] Gold 10,000
United Kingdom (BPI)[140] Gold
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Not this literal novel :rip: I can't even fathom putting so much time and effort into celebrating a stranger's underperformance. Y'all seriously need employment :clap3:

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Dua too busy being cast as Meg

 

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All of this effort put into the post is giving PEAK jobless behavior. Find a hobby my love we all know dua has hers!

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A lot of extra time on your hands with Faguettes server flopping, I see

 

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It lived up to its name. Performance art!

 

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SCREAMING, I love Post Malone's thread, keep them coming, they are so informative

 

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Have y'all notice that some Dua Stans also evaporated from this site? 

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I hope that after this chaotic album rollout, she sent her daday useless ass right back to Albania. :suburban:

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It's her best single since IDGAF. Too bad it didn't become a smash. Still did decently.

 

I do wonder as somebody already said, the moment the album dropped, Houdini and Training Season just kept tumbling down, which is so strange. I guess she really is a payola-driven artist. When the parent album flopped, so is the payola being gone.

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Did you finish your US history essay yet sweetie? Due tomorrow morning in home room! 

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22 minutes ago, Kern said:

Have y'all notice that some Dua Stans also evaporated from this site? 

I wonder how many of them have Sabrina Carpenter avis now 

 

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You've been working on this one for a minute huh :suburban:

 

Haed work paid off !

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Get ha, expose ha op! 
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OP needs some nice brazilian dick. It seems like they are stuck in their basement since forever 

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She was a thing in 2020 during pandemic. She was all out everywhere while rest of the world was staying at home. So she took people's attention during that time. But not anymore.

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She houdini'd the charts

 

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1 hour ago, BLΔCKP!NK said:

It's sad because I love this song, but the Chalupas or whatever she calls her fanbase/temporary supporters being humbled immensely this era is making me scream.

 

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isnt that a small boat dfddgds :deadbanana2:

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Honestly this type of catastrophic bombage is really unheard of. This is even worse than ARTPOP or Witness. I guess Gaga and Katy had the messiness about those eras that made them notorious whereas Dua just has nothing noteworthy. 

The only thing that compares is Ed Sheeran going from = to that flop album from last year

 

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Op serving more effort on creating this thread than Dua did with creating the album

 

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I still like the song

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