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Is Anne-Marie the British Nicki Minaj?


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Gather round boys and girls, for I have proposition for you. I know what you're thinking, what on earth does the Rockabye songstress have in common with thee Onika Tanya. Well let's get into it shall we

 

1. Both married to and had a baby with a rapist:

Anne-Marie secretly married accused rapist Slowthai in July 2022 and their daughter Seven was born in February 2024

 

Nicki Minaj married convicted rapist Kenneth Petty in October 2018 and their son "Papa Bear" was born in in September 2020.

 

2. Both conspiracy theorists:

Anne-Marie has shared several tweets about her thoughts on 5G:

 

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Also in lockdown Nicki Minaj shared her thoughts on the covid-19 vaccine, with an interesting anecdote about her cousin's genitalia:

 

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3. Both are supporters of imperialism

Anne-Marie performed with two men dressed wearing outfits featuring the Japanese rising Sun flag

 

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Nicki Minaj's lyric video for her song Only, was a tribute to the Nazi party

 

 

4. Both fond of a lazy sample

Anne-Marie's song Psycho interpolates Mambo Number 5 and sees her reeling off women who her partner has cheated on her with.

 

Nicki's last album was filled to the brim with cheaply mixed samples

 

5. Both sexually ambiguous 

Anne-Marie has stated she's " never ever just been attracted to men. I've never just been attracted to women".

 

But she stopped short of using the label bisexual "I've never felt the need to tell anyone that I'm bisexual. I don't feel like I am. I just feel like I'm attracted to who I like."

 

Nicki Minaj famously said she "used to be bi but now I'm just hetero".

 

So now that the evidence has been presented before you, what do we think ATRL?

 

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the only difference is one of them actually makes good music (and it's not Onika)

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Yes. Both queens :clap3:

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3 minutes ago, GardenPanty said:

the only difference is one of them actually makes good music (and it's not Onika)

Anne-Marie and good music in one sentence is the biggest contradiction in ATRL history. She should be publicly tried for her crimes against humanity.

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this is ******* killing me just thinking about her current phone that has 5G right now :bibliahh::deadbanana2:

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i mean the evidence provided is irrefutable i fear… however im more concerned for the user who implied that anne marie's music is better than nicki's ……………..

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12 minutes ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

She should be publicly tried for her crimes against humanity.

She'll be in court w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ soon enough! 

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20 minutes ago, GardenPanty said:

the only difference is one of them actually makes good music (and it's not Onika)

It certainly isn't Anne ******* Marie :rip:

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43 minutes ago, GardenPanty said:

the only difference is one of them actually makes good music (and it's not Onika)

Nekci Menij doesn't have good music, but at least it's not bland

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Both also love pink and have collaborated with Coi Leray

 

One of Anne Marie's song biggest song is called Kiss My (Uh Oh) and one of Nicki's biggest hits is called Wanna Taste My (Woohoo). And both were collabs with solid hitmakers (Christina Aguilera and Little Mix)

 

You might have a point OP

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Martha is the British Nicki Minaj

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no, Martha Zolanski is the british nicki minaj

 

Edit: Nickimeetsatrl beat me to it

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well, yes!

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"How can I put Nicki in the title to get a hit thread" (surprisingly decent effort version)

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5 hours ago, glitch said:

 

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Isn't that Ant & Dec? :deadbanana2:

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You might be onto something 

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I had no idea Anna Marie was THAT stupid

 

To be fair she was so faceless that never even questioned her personality 

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it's a shame since i really like her voice….. and Alarm was a bop 😔😔

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3 hours ago, Miichael said:

Isn't that Ant & Dec? :deadbanana2:

Yes :toofunny2:

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Nicki is more unhinged x

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15 hours ago, Miichael said:

Isn't that Ant & Dec? :deadbanana2:

Omg I just noticed :rip:

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Katie Hopkins sweetie....

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The way she has fallen into complete irrelevance needs to be studied, the baby daddy really is the cherry on top :rip:

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On 5/27/2024 at 12:00 AM, liquiddiamonds said:

Both also love pink and have collaborated with Coi Leray

 

One of Anne Marie's song biggest song is called Kiss My (Uh Oh) and one of Nicki's biggest hits is called Wanna Taste My (Woohoo). And both were collabs with solid hitmakers (Christina Aguilera and Little Mix)

 

You might have a point OP

In fact both have collabed with Little Mix!

 

They've actually also both sampled Never Leave You (Uh Oooh, Uh Oooh) by Lumidee too...

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