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let's guess a few random english expressions taylor will use on ttpd. 

 

i'm gonna say "barking up the wrong tree", "skin of your teeth" and "beat around the bush" :ryan3:

 

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When TS12 is SMILE+CHROMATICA then what? 

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oh gosh you are all over me probably her most snooze fest song ever

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1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

When TS12 is SMILE+CHROMATICA then what? 

Lover (album) - Wikipedia

 

you're saying TS12 is a Lover re-release? :ryan3:

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13 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Crazier, Sweet Tea & God's Graces, Closest To a Cowboy, Need You Now, I'd Lie, Being With My Baby, This Is Really Happening, Permanent Marker.

 

The amount of CLASSICS TS TV will have only if she has the audacity to re-record them.

 

 

The list goes ON!

 

Dark Blue Tennessee, Just South of Knowing Why, My Cure, Long Time Coming, Better Off, I Know What I Want (Ain't You), Writing Songs About You, Your Face, Your Anything.

 

UGH Taylor Swift Vault can potentially be her most disappointing project ever if she refuses to give us all of these songs.

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4 minutes ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

let's guess a few random english expressions taylor will use on ttpd. 

 

i'm gonna say "barking up the wrong tree", "skin of your teeth" and "beat around the bush" :ryan3:

 

Already better than cutting noses off.

 

:ryan3:

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29 minutes ago, dyktatuob said:

:suburban:

I'm so sorry my brain is fried

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Predict the word she will rhyme with "Department".

 

My bets are on "sent" and "spent". 

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Let's talk about REAL music now! This is what I need TTPD to serve, I honestly prefer it over the original version. 

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6 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Predict the word she will rhyme with "Department".

 

My bets are on "sent" and "spent". 

I need her to pull off something ridiculous and extreme, like "anger management.”

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7 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Predict the word she will rhyme with "Department".

 

My bets are on "sent" and "spent". 

There's no way it's not apartment…

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9 minutes ago, Michael196 said:

There's no way it's not apartment…

Compartment is likely too, "your love locked away in some hidden compartment, so now I address you from the tortured poets department" :chick2:

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What is going ON here? :chick1:

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13 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

I need her to pull off something ridiculous and extreme, like "anger management.”

When she outdoes this with "parliament" oh mother mother

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The way you all stay overrating the Red Vault (and Red in general) should be a case study at this point. :coffee2:

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  1. Red vault
  2. Fearless vault
  3. 1989 vault
  4. Speak Now vault

skysolo

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3 minutes ago, skysolo said:
  1. Speak Now vault
  2. Red vault
  3. Fearless vault
  4. 1989 Now vault

skysolo

fixed it for you sweetie

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30 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Predict the word she will rhyme with "Department".

 

My bets are on "sent" and "spent". 

detachment, especially if the heartbreak album rumors are true

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32 minutes ago, Taylor fanboy said:

Predict the word she will rhyme with "Department".

 

My bets are on "sent" and "spent". 

All the pens and paper that were lent

To the Tortured Poets Department 

 

:gaylorcat2:

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3 minutes ago, TheGreatMrY said:

fixed it for you sweetie

What is this mess

skysolo

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6 minutes ago, Tusk said:

All the pens and paper that were lent

To the Tortured Poets Department 

 

:gaylorcat2:

You cling to your papers and pens
Wait until you like me again
At the Tortured Poets Department 

 

:suburban:

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18 minutes ago, PoisonedIvy said:

Compartment is likely too, "your love locked away in some hidden compartment, so now I address you from the tortured poets department" :chick2:

Wait :jonny5:

but I'm afraid that you're putting way too much faith in miss "karma is a cat/flexing like a vegas acrobat", since she doesn't have the range to come up with something on this level creativity :celestial5:

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Spoiler

Tier 1: THE Classics 

Mr. Perfectly Fine 

Don't You

Forever Winter 

I Can See You

Castles Crumbling 

Timeless

Is It Over Now? 

Tier 2: Great songs 

That's When 
Bye Bye Baby 

Better Man 

Nothing New

I Bet You Think About Me

Electric Touch 

When Emma Falls In Love 

Foolish One 

Say Don't Go 

Now That We Don't Talk

Suburban Legends 

 

Tier 3: Cute, but never get revisited 

You All Over Me

Babe

The Very First Night

Sl*t! 
 

Tier 4: I Would Like To Forget You Existed 

We Were Happy 

Message In A Bottle 

Run

 

I do not rank ATW10 with the rest of the vault tracks because it's just…its own thing. I can't explain it very well, but it's almost too big to be ranked. 

In conclusion:

Speak Now Vault

Fearless Vault

1989 Vault

Red Vault 

Edited by 1989
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"Every line that I write is stained with tears" :wanda:

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It's the last few hours of a 10 day countdown. soon we will reach the single digit doomsday clock. 
 

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