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Louis Bell is definitely doing the Posty track. Let's hope it's more Afterglow/AOTGYLB and less IFTYE :rip: 

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54 minutes ago, Julesb2183 said:

for having the audacity to not wanna marry her and not reacting to her pettiness

Point proven, you're just talking out your ***.

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14 minutes ago, swiftawaywithme said:

Get ready for the clowning every Friday night when we say x song is the lead single.

The whiplash we are getting from these theorist when they change their theories from rep to the new album.

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If it’s 2019 right now then the Post Baloney song will probably go #1 for 10 weeks easy, but we it’s 2024 so idk if it’ll do well at all..

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I wonder if some of these song titles. The harshest ones are directed to matty healy. :gaycat3:

We also dont know how Joe was in the relationship. Maybe he was not as perfect as we think.
She has a right like any other pop artist to write about her relationships and breakups.

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1 hour ago, ChapelHooker said:

FLORENCE???

Her Hey Girl is coming :giraffe:

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1 hour ago, Tusk said:

I Can Fix Him has to be about Matty

MESS I'd prefer if she never mentioned his rat ass :skull:

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2 minutes ago, Dula Peep said:

Her Hey Girl is coming :giraffe:

She is bringing the Machine so nope!
 

:ryan3:

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1 hour ago, Tusk said:

I Can Fix Him has to be about Matty

Or wanting Joe to be a less private person.

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Is Joe a Post Malone stan?

Cuz she's that type of petty, & it would explain the out of pocket collab :rip: That jobless nepo baby probably plays Fortnite a lot too.

 

When But Daddy I Love Him is the lead, & she gets Kahn to reuse his scrapped TEOG Mermaid MV concept :jonny: (too bad she'll self direct again :pukey:)

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Singles prediction

 

Fortnight

Down Bad

loml

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Would you guys rather TPPD sells 3.5M copies 1 week and then fell to #2 next week, or it goes #1 for 20 weeks straight?

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I’m dying at the Florence feature HELP :jonny6:

I love both of them so much I can’t wait to hear what it sounds like!

 

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3 hours ago, SleepingTigers said:

Tracklist is giving me Big Red Machine and I hope the whole album doesn’t sound like Birch and Renegade. 

3 hours ago, Cruel Summer said:

Conversely this is actually the best kind of album I could possibly imagine and now I am SHAKING

3 hours ago, wastedpotential said:

No it's literally a dream come true sfjlkf

3 hours ago, Cruel Summer said:

The aesthetics actually also match a Big Red Machine / The National vibe too, did we crack the code? Do I get my hopes up now? :penguin:

Just to add to this hope. With the timeline of the album making, it looks like it started not long after the folkmore eras. There's rumors she wanted a third sister for folklore and evermore. And Big Red Machine was her last project in that realm...

 

I don't want to get my hopes up, but good lord I would love an album full of Renegades, Birchs, etc... :jonny5:

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Also not the tracklist being real. I don't know what to think. But it's definitely not giving big pop star album, neither in the album titles or in the track titles. So I'm actually so much more excited. 

 

A bit surprised about the Post collab, but intrigued nonetheless.

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Reading all the theories about the track titles was so amazing, THANK YOU. 

 

Claiming The Smallest D*** I've Ever Seen :ryan3: 

 

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so exciting :duca:

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4 minutes ago, Klein said:

Reading all the theories about the track titles was so amazing, THANK YOU. 

 

Claiming The Smallest D*** I've Ever Seen :ryan3: 

 

When the opening lyrics are:

 

You took off those blue faded jeans

Then I saw the smallest dick I’ve ever seen

I thought sex would be fiery and red

But it turned into a pink-ie feeling 

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14 minutes ago, Kasix said:

Would you guys rather TPPD sells 3.5M copies 1 week and then fell to #2 next week, or it goes #1 for 20 weeks straight?

3.5m pls 

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Just now, Tusk said:

When the opening lyrics are:

 

You took off those blue faded jeans

Then I saw the smallest dick I’ve ever seen

I thought sex would be fiery and red

But it turned into a pink-ie feeling 

what in the hell

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When I catch you @wastedpotential, when I catch you :ryan3:

Should I provide the first meltdown of the season? 

Spoiler

I didn't like Post being on the first song, I thought it's going to be a cringe pop song about that Fortnight game, but I hear Post Malone does Rock now so maybe we're safe...

Please let this album be full of renegades 

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What problem do you have with post Malone? He has an interesting deep voice actually really fits with an acustic  folk pop Song. Whatever genre he makes in his records has nothing to do with what he can make on another artist project.

 

 

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I really couldn't care less about the commercial performance of this album, but still will be enjoying/excited for the first week especially. 

 

But the album could flop into oblivion and I wouldn't bat an eye, as long as it's as good as what I'm picturing it to be. 

 

Oh the self-sabotaging since there's no way it'll top my current expectations that are on another planet entirely. Why do I do this to myself? :suburban:

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Anyways the fact the tracklist was around and not official was that big of a problem? Now what She can do to make It interesting for more than 2 months if we can't even speculate about feats and tracklist. 

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I think this album will be similar in sound to reputation.

 

Also she'll probably do other covers that complete the picture to show her full body and face ,2mil here she comes :jonny3:

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