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Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits. 

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest TS Discog Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 270% more songs.

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1 minute ago, Magickarp said:

Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits.

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest Taylor Swift Discography Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 200% more songs than Max.

:ryan3:

This is not the Max Martin base

 

:ryan3:

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35 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

If the album underperforms this site will be insufferable :biblio:

Commercial performance is nothing to worry about. It’s gonna have a banger first week just on pre-orders alone. I’m worried about the critical reception because I need that to be undeniable after all the mids slander

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Some of you have a very uh, *broad* definition for “smash” 

 

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17 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits. 

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest TS Discog Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 200% more songs.

:ryan3:

The lashings whew :WAP:

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33 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits. 

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest TS Discog Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 270% more songs.

:ryan3:

DRAG THEM

Posted (edited)
34 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

Commercial performance is nothing to worry about. It’s gonna have a banger first week just on pre-orders alone. I’m worried about the critical reception because I need that to be undeniable after all the mids slander

Midnights is critically aclaimed album. She faced slander only during early (before tour) reputation era. :biblio:

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album produced by anyone else than Jack Antonoff would feel like Christmas 

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44 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

Some of you have a very uh, *broad* definition for “smash” 

 

:clack:

 

Like... :dies:

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54 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits. 

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest TS Discog Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 270% more songs.

:ryan3:

 

 

Were these albums released on an alternate universe?

 

:suburban:

 

 

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I am worried about this..

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3 hours ago, stupidjock said:

I'm really curious who will end up being the most right about the album. It better not be @Teneo tho LOL

You aren't eagerly awaiting Tonight, We Cross KKK?

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

You aren't eagerly awaiting Tonight, We Cross KKK?

imagine the sheer amount of ammunition the title alone would give to the OTHs 

 

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I wouldn't want her to work with Max again, my favourite albums are Folklore, Evermore and Speak Now. I think her talent shines the most outside the radio sphere. 

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2 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

imagine the sheer amount of ammunition the title alone would give to the OTHs 

 

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If you ask me, it sounds like she's personally going after them, but I guess OTH/THOTS are not known for possessing even the most basic reading comprehension skills

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

OTH/THOTS are not known for possessing even the most basic reading comprehension skills

as an OTH-turned-Swiftie I can confirm this  :doc::suburban:

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, stupidjock said:

as an OTH-turned-Swiftie I can confirm this  :doc::suburban:

 

 

 

 

Well, we're all pleased you chose to attend those after-school English tutoring sessions

 

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posting this to make sOmE sWiFtIeS fume :ryan3:

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1 hour ago, stupidjock said:

they are already mentioning us in the Ari thread

 

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Likely place for us to be mentioned, nothing shocking to see here!

 

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The TTPD release week is gonna be such a mess on here. OTHs are in for yet another rude awakening :snowball:

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

 

posting this to make sOmE sWiFtIeS fume :ryan3:

These girls are deluding themselves if they think Taylor will be releasing ANY music without either of her Emotional Support Producers like, lets please be serious :ryan3:

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Since she couldn't do track name reveals, maybe she could do writer/producer & track length reveals one by one for each song instead? That way we could have daily meltdowns about Hack 

 

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1 hour ago, Magickarp said:

Oh would u look at that another smash & critically acclaimed 100% Max album.

Oh would u look at that another smash amazingly directed MV that most definitely helped the song.

:ryan3:

 

"When was the last Max hit?! He's a fad!"

 

Said the Swifties during Lover, right before Blinding Lights dropped.

Said the Hack stans about the producer with a 30 year career of consistent hits. 

Said the Swifties who voted for 4 Max songs to enter the T20 of ATRL's biggest TS Discog Rate; while Jack only had 1, despite having 270% more songs.

:ryan3:

It’s fine if you like Max and all, but I’m just…confused at what point you’re trying to make here when 100% Jack-produced Midnights is much more successful and critically acclaimed (also an awards darling) than the project you’re referring to… 

 

Calling that project acclaimed is questionable looking at the score it has, although it’s being received fine enough I guess. So, you’re saying she should go back to Max based on the reception of an album he produced that’s far below that of Jack’s Midnights, and even below that of Jack’s Lover? Make it make sense.
 

:clack:
 

And TTPD (which will have 50% Jack at least) will be no different

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the last thing i want is more max martin pop bops from taylor leave that to the other girlies 

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I think Taylor would only ever drop Hack if there is a narrative in the media that he's the main creative mind behind their work or he's responsible for her recent mega rise etc etc. 

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some girlies were patiently waiting for Max to get another hit to come here and talk **** about Jack but y’all MUST’VE forgot that her last two HITS were produced by Jack :ryan3:

 

Anti-God and Cruel Smasha! 

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