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1 minute ago, Maroon legacy said:

I got an information from reliable insider :mandown:

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This song is going to be a wild departure from her usual sound, blending elements of country, electro-pop, and maybe even a hint of reggae.

It was inspired by Taylor's recent secret vacation where she found herself enchanted by the laid-back vibes and rhythmic beats of the local music scene. "Rhodeo Heaven" is rumored to be an anthem celebrating freedom, spontaneity, and the joy of living in the moment.

I've also heard that the music video is going to be an extravagant production, featuring Taylor riding horses on a tropical beach at sunset, surrounded by dancers in colorful costumes and fire spinners lighting up the night sky. It's going to be a visual feast that perfectly captures the carefree spirit of the song.

 

Twitter user @ThePopFlop is getting ready to post this tea right this second

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We’re all in such a bad state :rip: and y’all think we don’t need a single? Because this thread implies otherwise 

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7 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

We’re all in such a bad state :rip: and y’all think we don’t need a single? Because this thread implies otherwise 

Idk what you're talking about, I think we're totally fine 
Anyway, let's rank the folklore variants
1. Running like water
2. In the trees
3. Betty's garden
4. Stollen lyllabies
5. Clandestine meetings
6. Hide-and-seek
7. Meet me behind the mall
8. In the weeds
 

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4 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Idk what you're talking about, I think we're totally fine 
Anyway, let's rank the folklore variants
1. Running like water
2. In the trees
3. Betty's garden
4. Stollen lyllabies
5. Clandestine meetings
6. Hide-and-seek
7. Meet me behind the mall
8. In the weeds
 

1. betty's garden
2. meet me behind the mall
3. stolen lullabies
4. running like water
5. in the trees
6. clandestine meetings
7. in the weeds
8. hide-and-seek

:ryan3:

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Me fighting the urge to make another random Taylor ranking 

 

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I can’t believe I fell asleep like 10 minutes before her site went down and all this buffoonery started :dies: 
 

It’s so fun to be her fan.

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Okay but where did those new titles even originate from and why are we discussing them like they’re real? Someone fill me in pls

 

:suburban:

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1 minute ago, Holiest Dreams said:

Okay but where did those new titles even originate from and why are we discussing them like they’re real? Someone fill me in pls

 

:suburban:

From our reliable insider @Teneo

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Just now, Holiest Dreams said:

Okay but where did those new titles even originate from and why are we discussing them like they’re real? Someone fill me in pls

 

:suburban:

Teneo just randomly dropped them and they're probably made up, but we don't have anything else since Miss Chaos decided not to give us The Bowery Edition :ryan3:

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I love how these mashups can change the tone of some of her songs. IDWLF went from pining and kinda sad to super horny :keir:

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3 minutes ago, Mandalore said:

I love how these mashups can change the tone of some of her songs. IDWLF went from pining and kinda sad to super horny :keir:

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10 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

Okay but where did those new titles even originate from and why are we discussing them like they’re real? Someone fill me in pls

 

:suburban:

He just randomly dropped them, said they’re not from REP TV and that some of them are from different producers reworked by miss Jack Antonoff

 

Uninterested in ranking 1989 songs he then disappeared and we did with those titles anything we could 

 

 

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Hit Versions

1. Tonight, We Cross Mother Lake/ Killer Mother
2. Smashlighter
3. Rhadio Heaven
4. Skipless
5. Slayly and Hoess
6. Sophie and The Smashas

 

Flop Versions

1. Tonight We Cross Mid/Killer On Mute

2. PASSlighter

3. Rhodeo Hell

4. Hitless

5.Skiply and Lows

6. Sophie and The Flops

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Posted
1 minute ago, SLUTTVFTV said:

Hit Versions

1. Tonight, We Cross Mother Lake/ Killer Mother
2. Smashlighter
3. Rhadio Heaven
4. Skipless
5. Slayly and Hoess
6. Sophie and The Smashas

 

Flop Versions

1. Tonight We Cross Mid/Killer On Mute

2. PASSlighter

3. Rhodeo Hell

4. Hitless

5.Skiply and Lows

6. Sophie and The Flops

THE WAY I SCREAMED :bibliahh:

A gift that just keeps on giving 

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Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

Spoiler

The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

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hmmm :snowball: other people in quotes saying their TVs say it too

 

 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

hmmm :snowball:

 

 

I hope it's Miss Americana part 2 about her re-recording process + other stuff and not just about how she was getting ready for the tour

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4 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
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The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

atrl insider :skull:    @Teneo is this some of ur tea???

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Honestly, upon further inspection I think it’s just a new trailer for the Disney+ release. She probably won’t do a big tour related documentary so close to the new album cycle.

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4 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

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The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

Album with jazz influences would be amazing for sure but this is all exactly the same wishful thinking like Midnights being alt-rock etc. It sounds great because it’s something new that people would like to hear 

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9 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

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The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

This is literally all from a tiktok some girl "allegedly" got from a "source" at republic.

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLemnjGn/

 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

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The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

Ranking this tea:

 

1. Has jazz influences 

2. Described as hot

3. Album themes 

4. Not all about Joe

5. Label wanting shorter title 

6. The aesthetic not matching the album 

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11 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

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The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

That's a contradiction.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Maroon legacy said:

Now jokes aside, oomf sent me this, he said it's from atrl insider but I haven't seen it anywhere (and I know for sure, it's not a joke on his part) 
Translated from portuguese

  Hide contents

The album has jazz influences such as the song “False God”, with the lyrical skill of “folklore” and “evermore”.

• The aesthetics and name of the album DO NOT match the sound.

• Taylor's record company loved the album, but they asked her to change the name to something shorter.

• The album will NOT be entirely dedicated to Joe Alwyn.

• The project is described in one word as “hot”: how Taylor was feeling recharged after the relationship.

• The album has 1-2 songs that are “very hot” and that could be used in a s*x scene in a movie/series, like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever”.

• Album themes: fear of losing fame and power, depression, drinking alone, emotional dependence.

We can't tell if it's legit, but I would actually really love to hear from her songs about her reflexion and internal crisis, not only about how she was f*cked up by a blonde bore.

Soft rock truthers might have lost again. But a False God-esque album would restructure the entirety of my being. :jonny5:

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9 minutes ago, Holiest Dreams said:

Honestly, upon further inspection I think it’s just a new trailer for the Disney+ release. She probably won’t do a big tour related documentary so close to the new album cycle.

It's not a documentary though, it's a concert film and has always been marketed and labeled as such. Also the trailer for the movie has been out for months. Maybe it is promo for the streaming release but very odd way to phrase it. "first look" implies exclusivity too.

 

It also wouldn't make sense for it to be an actual Eras Tour docu because the tour isn't even half way done. :deadbanana2: 

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