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so fortnight is the lead single which mean posty might get his first VOTY at the MTV VMAs this September.

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6 minutes ago, 19SLAYty9 said:

Well they said loml was about her cat yesterday and that she was going to use her pet that she loves secret passing as some Easter egg and they were even celebrating it like the whole thing wouldn't be psychotic to do 

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so unsure if they should really be our guiding light as tumblr swifties are very clearly delusional, parasocial to an extent we can't comprehend, and maybe even evil

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Tumblr swifties know more about her than she does about herself

 

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Sometimes they're wrong, but they probably knew this was going to be about Matty and just didn't want to upset the balance by telling us before we found out

 

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She has always been into druggies. Didn't she write songs about the boys like girls guy who was doing drugs. She was probably losing it when people got in the way of her marrying the ideal guy again 

 

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I might have to become a Gaylor so i can convince myself this album wasn't about a 6 week Rat relationship.

@Vespertine @OnlyManInTheWorld tell me which songs are clearly about Karlie, & the other girls she scissors.

 

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so joe's big crime to her was that he was depressed and didn't want to marry her

 

maybe he was right considering it takes a certain type of person to love ratty healy so much

 

anyways stream so long london, the best song on the album

 

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When side a is produced by charli

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i won't be shocked if people start theorizing that "who's afraid of little old me" is about olivia :deadbanana:

 

"but my bare hands paved their paths, you don't get to tell me about sad"

"the scandal was contained, the bullet had just grazed. at all costs keep your good name. you don't get to tell me you feel bad"

"so all you kids can sneak into my house"

"isn't that what they all said? that I'll sue you if you step on my lawn"

"i put narcotics into all of my songs and that's why you're still singing along"

 

not saying that's the case but knowing tik tok and twitter, they will def associate some of those to her. 

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Honestly y'all who know me know that I LOVE love Midnights and pop Taylor, even if it's not 100% the same as I feel about Evermore/Red etc., but… like Jesus Christ it's like most of Midnights was just a practice run now

 

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Do we think she called Charlie for approval of that lyric? Because if he wanted clout from her haters, he could pull a reverse famous on her.

 

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1 minute ago, Magickarp said:

I might have to become a Gaylor so i can convince myself this album wasn't about a 6 week Rat relationship.

@Vespertine @OnlyManInTheWorld tell me which songs are clearly about Karlie, & the other girls she scissors.

 

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scrihm why did you phrase it like this :deadbanana2:

 

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Just now, 19SLAYty9 said:

When side a is produced by charli

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Oh that's the real Charli in the TTPD lyrics, we're all just mishearing

 

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Now pretty baby I'm running back home to you 🎶

 

Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to 🎶

 

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

Honestly y'all who know me know that I LOVE love Midnights and pop Taylor, even if it's not 100% the same as I feel about Evermore/Red etc., but… like Jesus Christ it's like most of Midnights was just a practice run now

 

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She really looked at Midnights' smashery and decided (correctly) that if she improved the album, she could double the sales

 

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"Try and come for my job"

 

now who is THIS directed at Miss ma'am

 

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Sorry but Smallest Man all but confirms Matty did rape roleplay with her, & she was down bad enough for her to let him do it

 

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

She really looked at Midnights' smashery and decided (correctly) that if she improved the album, she could double the sales

 

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The way this album gives streaming smashery for every second, I'm scared for the first week numbers

 

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i think there's a reason she didn't drop a lead

but honestly if she had, y'all might have been even more confused

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GUYS STOP WITH THE MATTY HEALY. I AM ABOUT TO break down. 

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Just now, Magickarp said:

Sorry but Smallest Man all but confirms Matty did rape roleplay with her, & she was down bad for it

 

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sorry????

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She picked Fortnight to be the lead to distract from the album being about Matty 

 

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2 minutes ago, Redstreak said:

"Try and come for my job"

 

now who is THIS directed at Miss ma'am

 

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mmmmmm who could that be?

 

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I AM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

 

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EVERYDAY

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1 minute ago, Cruel Summer said:

The way this album gives streaming smashery for every second, I'm scared for the first week numbers

 

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I don't think we're the ones that should be scared

 

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Just now, Magickarp said:

She picked Fortnight to be the lead to distract from the album being about Matty 

 

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it makes sense since no one will understand what the hell she means w the lyrics for that one 

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1 minute ago, Nein said:

GUYS STOP WITH THE MATTY HEALY. I AM ABOUT TO break down. 

Maybe if you were attracted to men like Matty Healy you'd be a creative genius too. Geniuses sometimes do weird things.

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