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4 minutes ago, Subomie said:

 

 

oh hell yes, this bop!!

 

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16 minutes ago, Subomie said:

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4.639

 

Highest Score: 10 x 2 (Hurem, Katamari)

Lowest Score: 1 x 13 (Curaga, Magickarp, Konril, Conker, Red Light, sunbathinganimal, Gourgeist, Pillowcase, G.U.Y, Ponzi, Chiidish, BambiStar, SLIME)

 

11's Received: 1

PMM

 

 

Curaga: "Those lips haunt me... She's a fat smug hag, and she scares me!"

 

Conker: "It's like if Mega Man was drenched in pool of battery acid. On a volcano erupting and the lava splashed into the acid."

 

Konril: "Nightmare fuel.
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Ewan Chaos: "Idk how to explain it but Electivire looks so much cooler than Magmortar's ugly ass nnnnn."

 

Suilen: "all I see is Donatella Versace on fire."

 

sunbathinganimal: "Magmar sweetie I'm so sorry."

 

AMIT: "Magmar sweetie, I am so sorry."

 

UnusualBoy: "I feel like they could've done more design wise with this."

 

JoeRobert: "hideous."

 

illWill: "magmar > electatrash."

 

memeboy: "I wouldn't trust em."

Come on All stars lips 

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4.802

 

Highest Score: 10 x 4 (Magickarp, AMIT, Touch Pass, Katamari)

Lowest Score: 1 x 6 (Curaga, AbeHicks, Gourgesit, Heldenzeit, Chiidish, BambiStar)

 

 

 

Shendelzare: "The perfect HM slave."

 

Curaga: "Botched blepharoplasty? 20 bee stings? idc — bye, lumpy! Fat brown hag 3."

 

Conker: "Bibarel needs to know a few things. Like High Fructose Corn Syrup. And the Glycemic index. And Artifical Food Coloring. And Corn Gluten. And never drink Cucumber Lemonade. Like girl do you know, how high that is on the PH Scale? Did you know Oreos have High Fructose Corn Syrup? Disgusting."

 

Konril: "This is high by virtue of its usefulness as an HM slave."

 

Ewan Chaos: "Downgrade, downgrade, downgrade. Cute typing & HM slave tho."

 

AMIT: "Iconic meme legend². I am also a fan of the Normal/Water typing. it's kinda crazy that it is the only Pokemon that has it to this day."

 

PillowCase: "Watchog's weight watchers bro. Even 2 is too high of a score."

 

illWill: "bidoof outsold."

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2 minutes ago, Subomie said:

Curaga: "Botched blepharoplasty? 20 bee stings? idc — bye, lumpy! Fat brown hag 3."

 

2 minutes ago, Subomie said:

AMIT: "Iconic meme legend². I am also a fan of the Normal/Water typing. it's kinda crazy that it is the only Pokemon that has it to this day."

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Just noticed that this is the first regional rodent with a secondary type

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@Magickarp giving all these 1s but a 10 for this thing? :psyduck:

 

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Shendelzare: "The perfect HM slave."

Linoone outsold everything except Waterfall HM (which is endgame anyways)

 

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20 minutes ago, Gourgeist said:

Congrats on keeping this flop inside the top 100 I guess @PMM

 

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it deserves No1. Design 10/10, stats 9/10 movies 10/10, great while playing the game. 

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10 minutes ago, BambiStar said:

How does Mantyke clash when it's literally just a smaller Mantine :suburban:

tyke is giving super kawaii makeup guru while mantine is serving old man of the sea

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4.814

 

Highest Score: 10 x 6 (Subomie, Touch Pass, gardendreams, G.U.Y, Bartender, Sawk)

Lowest Score: 1 x 9 (Curaga, Magickarp, Konril, AMIT, Heldenzeit, PillowCase, Rune, coolcristobal, Chiidish)

 

 

Curaga: "Fat ugly crybaby. BYE!"

 

Conker: "Oh my god no. This overstayed it's welcome in Brawl. 3/10 solely because of the anime and Brawl."

 

Konril: "Pointless baby Pokémon with a bumhole."
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Ewan Chaos: "Cute but kinda annoyed me the most compared to the other gen 4 babies."

 

AMIT: "all it does is run away and cry...."

 

PillowCase: "Stupid baby."

 

illWill: "baby mons are cute."

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Katamari said:

tyke is giving super kawaii makeup guru while mantine is serving old man of the sea

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A reminder to moisturize and wear SPF daily to avoid aging like milk! Oh MUAtyke :clap3:

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The pot kind of being a built-in diaper nnn :deadbanana:

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The way @Magickarp pops up on every single reveal, her 2-9 keys must be broken poor thing

 

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4.872

 

Highest Score: 8 x 4 (AbeHicks, PMM, Funnyfatty, Sawk)

Lowest Score: 1 x 5 (Chiidish, Gourgeist, Red Light, Ewan Chaos, Conker)

 

 

Curaga: "We've seen it before, but better. Venomoth and Beautifly outsold!"

 

Conker: "Just as forgettable as Tila Tequila's singing career."

 

Ewan Chaos: "Hate moths, so this was an instant pan for me regardless. Also why would you have this anyway when you can get the version with different forms?"

 

Suilen: "men won this time, and I can't stand it."

 

UnusualBoy: "The saving grace of the family and even then, not by much."

 

AMIT: "Wormadam's differen't forms gimmick is just inherently more interesting than another Bug/Flying moth/butterfly Pokemon, though Mothim itself is decently cute I guess. Tinted Lens is a slayful ability as well, but not with those stats..."

 

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How did Mime Jr beat all these other babies. Does no one have a clown phobia anymore?

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1 minute ago, Subomie said:

94

 

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4.872

 

Highest Score: 8 x 4 (AbeHicks, PMM, Funnyfatty, Sawk)

Lowest Score: 1 x 5 (Chiidish, Gourgeist, Red Light, Ewan Chaos, Conker)

 

 

Curaga: "We've seen it before, but better. Venomoth and Beautifly outsold!"

 

Conker: "Just as forgettable as Tila Tequila's singing career."

 

Ewan Chaos: "Hate moths, so this was an instant pan for me regardless. Also why would you have this anyway when you can get the version with different forms?"

 

Suilen: "men won this time, and I can't stand it."

 

UnusualBoy: "The saving grace of the family and even then, not by much."

 

AMIT: "Wormadam's differen't forms gimmick is just inherently more interesting than another Bug/Flying moth/butterfly Pokemon, though Mothim itself is decently cute I guess. Tinted Lens is a slayful ability as well, but not with those stats..."

 

NOT MOTHIM NAURRRRR

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Bonsly's cute and not gays being prudes over an anus.

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Subomie said:

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4.802

 

Highest Score: 10 x 4 (Magickarp, AMIT, Touch Pass, Katamari)

Lowest Score: 1 x 6 (Curaga, AbeHicks, Gourgesit, Heldenzeit, Chiidish, BambiStar)

 

 

 

Shendelzare: "The perfect HM slave."

 

Curaga: "Botched blepharoplasty? 20 bee stings? idc — bye, lumpy! Fat brown hag 3."

 

Conker: "Bibarel needs to know a few things. Like High Fructose Corn Syrup. And the Glycemic index. And Artifical Food Coloring. And Corn Gluten. And never drink Cucumber Lemonade. Like girl do you know, how high that is on the PH Scale? Did you know Oreos have High Fructose Corn Syrup? Disgusting."

 

Konril: "This is high by virtue of its usefulness as an HM slave."

 

Ewan Chaos: "Downgrade, downgrade, downgrade. Cute typing & HM slave tho."

 

AMIT: "Iconic meme legend². I am also a fan of the Normal/Water typing. it's kinda crazy that it is the only Pokemon that has it to this day."

 

PillowCase: "Watchog's weight watchers bro. Even 2 is too high of a score."

 

illWill: "bidoof outsold."

This meme legend deserved better :chick3:

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@Ewan Chaos "Hate moths, so this was an instant pan for me regardless."

 

Is there a story behind the moth hate? :matty:

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Mothim is cute but compared to like every other moth mon it's mid. A mid moth mon!

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2 minutes ago, Subomie said:

94

 

Mothim.gif

 

4.872

 

Highest Score: 8 x 4 (AbeHicks, PMM, Funnyfatty, Sawk)

Lowest Score: 1 x 5 (Chiidish, Gourgeist, Red Light, Ewan Chaos, Conker)

 

 

Curaga: "We've seen it before, but better. Venomoth and Beautifly outsold!"

 

Conker: "Just as forgettable as Tila Tequila's singing career."

 

Ewan Chaos: "Hate moths, so this was an instant pan for me regardless. Also why would you have this anyway when you can get the version with different forms?"

 

Suilen: "men won this time, and I can't stand it."

 

UnusualBoy: "The saving grace of the family and even then, not by much."

 

AMIT: "Wormadam's differen't forms gimmick is just inherently more interesting than another Bug/Flying moth/butterfly Pokemon, though Mothim itself is decently cute I guess. Tinted Lens is a slayful ability as well, but not with those stats..."

 

Misandry leaving my body when I see a cute twink.

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1 minute ago, Curaga said:

@Ewan Chaos "Hate moths, so this was an instant pan for me regardless."

 

Is there a story behind the moth hate? :matty:

He was the moth to the flame, burned by the fire in Janet Jackson's That's The Way Love Goes.

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Tila Tequila looks pretty bad right now. And to think she was the hottest girl on MySpace back in the 2008 days.

 

 

 

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Just as forgettable as Tila Tequila's singing career.

Ntm on this smash 

 

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Mothim should be bug/fire because that design is :flame:

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93

 

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4.884

 

Highest Score: 10 x 2 (Subomie, AMIT)

Lowest Score: 1 x 10 (Curaga, Magickarp, AbeHicks, Rabbit, sunbathinganimal, Gourgeist, Heldenzeit, Touch Pass, G.U.Y, coolcristobal)

 

11's Received: 1

Katamari

 

0's Received: 1

artc0cx

 

 

Curaga: "Fat brown hag 10."

 

Conker: "I never used her. Post game legendary. At least she looks cool."

 

sunbathinganimal: "cheese pizza."

 

artc0cx: "ugly and trash."

 

AMIT: "Love its flavor as this kind of random one-off legend. we don't get many of these weird legends ever (maybe only, like, Silvally after this? Volcanion is a mythical Pokemon for some reason and no I have not watched that movie), these days they are only part of groups or duos or related to other legends and that's kinda sad! amazing typing and yeah there's nothing pretty about its design, but who cares. I have always loved it and what it represents in the series (its shiny should have been its regular appearance though oop)."

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