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28 minutes ago, gettsleazy said:

And where are those hits exactly dear? 

 

Kesha monthly listeners: 35.3 million 

J. Lo. monthly listeners: 25.4 million 

 

Kesha songs with 1+ billion streams: 2 (1 solo)

J. Lo songs with 1+ billion streams: ZERO

 

Kesha Top 10 singles: 11 entries (6 solo)

J. Lo Top 10 singles: 9 entries (3 solo)

 

Kesha solo #1 singles: 2

J. Lo solo #1 singles:

To be fair Jlo did debut and peak many years before Kesha so being weaker on streaming is expected. But the top 10s and no1s are fair game. I'm surprised Dance Again and Get Right didn't go top 10? 

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4 hours ago, K@rm@ said:

She has more hits than Kesha… don't try it. :biblio:

You wish :rip:.

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1 hour ago, TomTom said:

You wish :rip:.

Are you okay?
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Imagine thinking Kesha has more hits than JLo :suburban:

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19 minutes ago, Sergi91 said:

Imagine thinking Kesha has more hits than JLo :suburban:

Lmfao where are we ? My brother is 24 and I've literally asked him the question « who's Kesha? » and he answered « what is that » lmaooooo the reach . Gen Z doesn't even know ha whereas JLO… still an A-List celeb to this day even tho her album underperformed.

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1 hour ago, TomTom said:

You wish :rip:.

Babe it ain't about Aladdin we ain't making wishes it's about making statements.

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8 minutes ago, Negiiiii said:

Lmfao where are we ? My brother is 24 and I've literally asked him the question « who's Kesha? » and he answered « what is that » lmaooooo the reach . Gen Z doesn't even know ha whereas JLO… still an A-List celeb to this day even tho her album underperformed.

The delusion :deadbanana:

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her taking hit after hit this year omg…

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The time that one user said Kesha had more hits than THEE Jennifer Lopez

 

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19 minutes ago, hallucinate said:

her taking hit after hit this year omg…

She got that good hit :ryan3:

 

 

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On 4/2/2024 at 6:46 PM, Tusk said:

This is me….trying

Fave folklore song :heart:

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Not the JLovers and Animals fighting in here! Calm down and bond over the fact that both singers' last hits featured Pitbull and are over 10 years old

 

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44 minutes ago, Tudors said:

The time that one user said Kesha had more hits than THEE Jennifer Lopez

 

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THEE Jennifer Lopez is a panned, universally abhorred laughing stock that can't fill a Jersey City amphitheater to save her (purchased, paid for, fraudulent) life.


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4 minutes ago, ZIVERT said:

Not the JLovers and Animals fighting in here! Calm down and bond over the fact that both singers' last hits featured Pitbull and are over 10 years old

 

:suburban:

Kesha's last MULTI platinum single (a ballad, not everyone can sing those) was in 2017. Her last Top 10 album was 3 years ago.

 

J. Lo hasn't had a certified single or a Top 10 album since the Obama administration and hasn't scanned a gold certified album since the Clinton administration.

 

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Not this turning into a Jlo vs Kesha and thread :rip:

 

Why is the retaliation always pitting women against each other :shakeno:

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4 hours ago, Tudors said:

The time that one user said Kesha had more hits than THEE Jennifer Lopez

 

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Imagine believing that J.Lo is some sort of musical talent 

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6 minutes ago, keshasfillers said:

Imagine believing that J.Lo is some sort of musical talent 

Pass

 

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How did this thread become Kesha vs Jlo ? :giraffe:

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15 hours ago, Negiiiii said:

Lmfao where are we ? My brother is 24 and I've literally asked him the question « who's Kesha? » and he answered « what is that » lmaooooo the reach . Gen Z doesn't even know ha whereas JLO… still an A-List celeb to this day even tho her album underperformed.

"In 10 years, [Kesha] who? Only styrofoam lasts forever….”

 

We knew Karma would get ha ass 

 

 

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21 hours ago, Inverted said:

The writer, Bruce Haring, is also a Mariah stan. :deadbanana2:
 

All his articles are about Mariah and Christmas: 

 

https://news.yahoo.com/mariah-carey-story-writing-want-030217146.html

 

https://deadline.com/2023/12/mariah-carey-salutes-brenda-lees-hitting-no-1-rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-1235658057/amp/

 

https://deadline.com/2017/12/mariah-carey-new-years-eve-in-times-square-what-can-go-wrong-songstress-returns-to-rockin-eve-redemption-1202232042/amp/

 

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/mariah-carey-sued-want-christmas-001623352.html

 

Hardly shocking. You're falling for the clickbait articles written by Mariah stans. The tickets are 70% sold and there's almost 3 months left until the first date. It's actually selling the same way It's My Party was, which ended up being sold out. 

What is this delusion. He's written about every artist - that's his job :deadbanana2:

 

I can post all of his Beyonce or whoever articles and pretend that makes him a stan, but that's crazy misleading.

 

https://deadline.com/author/bruceharingdeadline/

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1 hour ago, suburbannature said:

What is this delusion. He's written about every artist - that's his job :deadbanana2:

 

I can post all of his Beyonce or whoever articles and pretend that makes him a stan, but that's crazy misleading.

 

https://deadline.com/author/bruceharingdeadline/

"Every artist" is misleading. Although he has a general article here and there about Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, etc., he has at least a dozen articles just about Mariah Carey and Christmas and they're all overly flattering. :deadbanana2:

 

Anyway, it's obvious he was inspired by the Variety article written the Mariah stan. Now they're pushing the idea that the tour isn't selling even though it's selling at the same rate that It's My Party was (which ended up being successful).

 

16 hours ago, gettsleazy said:

THEE Jennifer Lopez is a panned, universally abhorred laughing stock that can't fill a Jersey City amphitheater to save her (purchased, paid for, fraudulent) life.

 

The Jennifer Lopez is the Jennifer Lopez. Kesha is not anyone's minds. And let's not pretend she's pretend that Kesha is more likely to sell out Madison Square Garden than J.Lo. :rip: 

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5 hours ago, Inverted said:

The Jennifer Lopez is the Jennifer Lopez. Kesha is not anyone's minds. And let's not pretend she's pretend that Kesha is more likely to sell out Madison Square Garden than J.Lo. :rip: 

Judging by PannedLo's ticket sales she's not selling out MSG any time soon either. :rip: 

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I'm dying at Kesha being a referent of talent :rip: the lack of self aware here is incredible 

 

JLo should tour Asia and Latam, what's she doing in US, the moment for her tour was right after SB.

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1 minute ago, Tistotal said:

I'm dying at Kesha being a referent of talent :rip: the lack of self aware here is incredible 

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