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Witchfork is a new music magazine brought to you by Britpop / New Alias. It is underpinned by their slogan: "The Least Trusted Voice In Music".

 

It launched today, on the 28th March, 2024 and will run for 3 weeks, until the 17th April. Exclusive features and Q&As include the likes of Caroline Polachek, Denzel Himself and Jónsi.

 

The new publication also promises high quality, daily news pieces, as well as album reviews of past, present and future releases. 

Witchfork also contains a Grimoire section, which offers in-depth opinion pieces and top-tier journalism.

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It really isn't to be trusted 

 

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30 minutes ago, GentleDance said:

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Oh they're tweaking

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I hope the coven where they are collapses. 

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This is giving me Hipster Runoff flashbacks :rip:

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the font in the reviews :rip: 

 

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1 hour ago, Khal said:

I hope the coven where they are collapses. 

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:suburban:

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2 hours ago, GentleDance said:

It really isn't to be trusted 

 

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Let me apply as a contributor.

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6 hours ago, GentleDance said:

It really isn't to be trusted 

 

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Spilled their own tea tbh

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5 hours ago, suburbannature said:

the font in the reviews :rip: 

 

 

and yet still managed to mispel a few words :rip:

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The scores with the second decimal places :deadbanana2: the font :deadbanana2::lmao: 

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At first I thought that it was a promo campaign for AG Cook's Britpop just based on the font

 

edit: IT IS ONE lol 

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Screaming @  the second decimal digit grades.

 

Can't wait for their Best Year-End lists.

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