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Sl*t Pop Miami still 2024's best album. Surprised?


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Legend Kim Petras released her highly anticipated follow-up to her gaw jus 2022 album Sl*t Pop as a 2024 Valentine's Day treat and quite frankly nothing has touched the sides like it.

 

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Why is it Kim Petras has such a chokehold on the industry and the only one brave enough to be sexy and silly when all the others are on a fragile emotional precipice? Was it the absolute domination of the Feed The Beast tour sweeping  across USA / Europe? Or are you one of the puritanical, Victorian era, pearl-clutching Saudi ArabiATRL users that gets offended by sexual expression?

 

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Have you been converted to the church of Petras? And will you be cumming back for volume 3?

 

 

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even Zara Larsson released a better album than this classless garbage

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the only thing i’m surprised about is how anybody can have this terrible take:rip:

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This is a really great album. This is what they should be playing on the radio instead of that untalented hussy Tate McCrae. 

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Not even the best album of that day

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21 minutes ago, discosean said:

This is a really great album. This is what they should be playing on the radio instead of that untalented hussy Tate McCrae. 

Tell them!!!

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This is me ... Now! is currently the best of 2024 

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That's not safe to work. Let me put you on ignore since you don't care

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1 minute ago, Tudors said:

That's not safe to work. Let me put you on ignore since you don't care

Why aren't you doing some work? :rip:

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Just now, Tropical said:

Why aren't you doing some work? :rip:

And if I was and my manager walked behind me? Like I said you don't care and my money is good lol

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Not when Deeper Well was just released hun

 

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1 minute ago, Tudors said:

And if I was and my manager walked behind me? Like I said you don't care and my money is good lol

No one earning anything of note brags about it on ATRL. :rip: anyway I put a spoiler on it for you deary 

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Suddenly this makes me feel awful about the JLo disrespect 

 

Come back mother! Look at the alternatives we have now, we need you 

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Are you okay. Should we call someone

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Jennifer Lopez is more likely to win AOTY at the GRAMMYs than **** Pop Miami being the best album of the year under any criteria.

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Sometimes I envy people with such low standards, they must be very happy in life Dr House Oops GIF

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I prefer the Allie X album personally.
 

Whilst the production on “S*ut Pop Miami” is top notch and I’m all for sexual liberation, I also believe in being classy and discreet. Sadly these lyrics clarify Kim is not.

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The visuals are everything but no girl, the actual music is dog ****.

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Some of y'all taking this thread a lot more seriously than you need to 

 

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because  Gag On It, Rim Job, Head Head Honcho >>>>

 

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