discussion Where is Kate Middleton? Megathread | Update: Spotted by TMZ

[Cesar]

she’s being reprogrammed with MK-Ultra i heard

[Young Volcanoes]

wdc

[NEX]

6 minutes ago, Kylie Jenner said:

Did you read what is underneath?

Speculation by a tabloid? The official info by the Kensington Palace was quite clear. She's in recovery until April, why would she have public engagements 

[Kylie Jenner]

1 minute ago, =NEX= said:

Speculation by a tabloid? The official info by the Kensington Palace was quite clear. She's in recovery until April, why would she have public engagements 

I bet you're fun at parties

[Vespertine]

People who care about royal leeches this much need to have their remaining three brain cells examined 

[Gelato]

 

[STARFUCKER]

If she's still in recovery well maybe ATRL could gift her an account so she has something to read to pass the time 

Edited February 27 by STARFUCKER

[John Slayne]

she finally got a job and stopped living off the taxpayer dime 

[Dula Peep]

Probably a facelift 

[Khal]

My sources tell me Gaga will be stopping by the hospital to serenade her back to good health with a rendition of Princess Die

[Maroonx]

 

onto more important issues now x

[Triton]

1 hour ago, Perfect Blue said:

Recovering from a face lift I'm sure.

Hey, why not? If she did have another surgery, might as well get that too. She needs to look snatched for when Charles expires and she can kick dusty and wrinkly Camila out. 

[nostalgic]

1 hour ago, Shelter said:

 

Why did I think the same 

Our minds

 

[gm4567]

Shes in the 97 year old diner that still makes coke the old fashion way

[Blade Runner]

wrdgaf. 

[Blue Rose]

she wants her #WhereIsCardi moment 

[Mr. Mendes]

Don't think people fully grasp what a hysterectomy and how long it takes to fully recover from one

[Bussea]

omg lemme text her 

[Walk_Away21]

@Kylie Jenner

 

 

[suburbannature]

1 hour ago, Mr. Mendes said:

Don't think people fully grasp what a hysterectomy and how long it takes to fully recover from one

You’re on atrl 

[katyberry]

4 hours ago, Kylie Jenner said:

The Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, has not been seen publicly for 60 days. This timeline tracks her last movements. There have been many rumours about why she has not been seen in such a long time - from divorce to mental breakdown, rehab for alcohol addiction to a coma, even people suggesting that she's in hiding following a stint on the upcoming series of Celebrity Big Brother. With Buckingham Palace just announcing the death of a member of the Royal Family that no one gives a **** about, why are they refusing to give an update on the future King's wife?

 

A palace aide was asked today how Kate is and the vaguest possible answer was given: "the Princess of Wales continues to be doing well"... but doing well with what exactly? Something seems odd. Kate is currently trending with 12k tweets in the UK with everyone asking the same question: where is Kate Middleton?

 

 

(credit to effoff1988 on X for these images)

The fact I was trying to figure out what was happening back in January but everything was just full of the 'Kate vs Meghan' blocking out all the useful info

[Smarticle]

[Walk_Away21]

LMAO

 

 

[Kamil24]

RIP

[TROPICUM]

 

thoughts?

 

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