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Max Martin's worst female tracks?


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Blinding Lights recently hit 4B streams on Spotify. Max is alright, but I agree that it depends on the artist. He's only created masterpieces with Britney :gaycat3:

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All You Had To Do Was Stay

Bad Blood

Blank Space

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Delicate

Don't Blame Me

End Game

Gorgeous

How You Get The Girl

I Did Something Bad

I Knew You Were Trouble

I Wish You Would

King of My Heart

New Romantics

Out of the Woods

Shake It Off

So It Goes...

Style

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Wildest Dreams

Wonderland

You Are In Love

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End Game is great

 

 

I agree with “Never Gonna Not Dance Again” and “If Jesus Was a Rockstar.” 
 

But yeah Max’s 2020 run is pretty lackluster, he really lost his magic. Blinding Lights is his best output and that’s really just Dancing With Our Hands Tied 2.0 

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3 hours ago, crf13 said:

They’re all diabolical except Avril, but I think the worst offender is that Pink song with such a clunky song title and chorus. Like… who thinks of writing a song with lyrics such as “I’m never not gonna dance again.” It’s so… whatever the word would be for cringy and lazy 

Pink really released the same song for the past ten years and got awards for it, crazy!

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44 minutes ago, Lana Banana said:

Blinding Lights recently hit 4B streams on Spotify. Max is alright, but I agree that it depends on the artist. He's only created masterpieces with Britney :gaycat3:

And Nsync and BSB. I think he shined better with that type of sound, no one came close to him

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The way Taylor Swift always has y'all fuming, it's delicious....

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Yeah, Gaga's Stupid Love is probably one of the worst.

 

The ones in the OP are all great bops, what do you mean? Maybe Pink's NNGDA because of the clunky title, but it's not that bad. Don't Call me Angel is also another bad one.

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52 minutes ago, Gelato said:

...Ready For It?

22

All You Had To Do Was Stay

Bad Blood

Blank Space

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Delicate

Don't Blame Me

End Game

Gorgeous

How You Get The Girl

I Did Something Bad

I Knew You Were Trouble

I Wish You Would

King of My Heart

New Romantics

Out of the Woods

Shake It Off

So It Goes...

Style

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Wildest Dreams

Wonderland

You Are In Love

i LOVE your posts so much. I like Taylors music but your hate towards her is sooo ******* funny to me. 

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2 hours ago, Gelato said:

...Ready For It?

22

All You Had To Do Was Stay

Bad Blood

Blank Space

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Delicate

Don't Blame Me

End Game

Gorgeous

How You Get The Girl

I Did Something Bad

I Knew You Were Trouble

I Wish You Would

King of My Heart

New Romantics

Out of the Woods

Shake It Off

So It Goes...

Style

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Wildest Dreams

Wonderland

You Are In Love

Some of these ain’t even Max Martin

 

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Not people posting What the Hell and Roar... perfectly produced euphoric songs. 

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Stupid Love and SIO are the most obvious examples

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Top of my head... Bad Decisions by Ariana. Criminal by Britney... and yes, Stupid Love and SIO are totally valid answers too.

 

I'm sure there's a couple of early 00's album tracks by Britney, P!nk, Robyn etc that haven't aged particularly well.

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40 minutes ago, Peroxide said:

Some of these ain’t even Max Martin

 

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Would the Taylor Swift wiki lie? It seems so 

 

https://taylorswift.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Songs_produced_by_Max_Martin

 

2 hours ago, Schami66 said:

i LOVE your posts so much. I like Taylors music but your hate towards her is sooo ******* funny to me. 

Tysm :heart:

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The songs in the op .. :fish2:

tbh a lot of Max's songs are very formulatic, so they can't be that BAD cause they mostly all the same pop-generic formula (basically just basic pop).

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4 minutes ago, Gelato said:

Would the Taylor Swift wiki lie? It seems so 

 

https://taylorswift.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Songs_produced_by_Max_Martin

 

Tysm :heart:

I think Max just did vocals on Out The Woods. And I don't think You Are In Love is Max either...

 

Both of those cuts are firmly Antonoff productions.

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42 minutes ago, Fetish for MiMi said:

 

First of all, this isn’t a Max Martin production.

 

Second of all, Green Light is one of the best pop songs of the 2010s decade.

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7 hours ago, JoeAg said:

ROAR????? :biblio:

Yup

 

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Yes, and? and Shake It Off immediately came to mind. Stupid Love and Never Gonna Not Dance Again are up there. 

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...Ready For It?

22

All You Had To Do Was Stay

Bad Blood

Blank Space

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Delicate

Don't Blame Me

End Game

Gorgeous

How You Get The Girl

I Did Something Bad

I Knew You Were Trouble

I Wish You Would

King of My Heart

New Romantics

Out of the Woods

Shake It Off

So It Goes...

Style

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Wildest Dreams

Wonderland

You Are In Love

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