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Is “Houdini” a flop?: The Megathread!


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On 11/27/2023 at 10:21 PM, khalyan said:

You made over 20 posts in the last two weeks about how you feel about Houdini, I think that thread ban was for your own health!

I also just realized who you are. You are in countless Taylor threads putting her down/dragging her and you are a moderator :skull: 

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8 hours ago, Miichael said:

Dua clearly doesn't view Houdini as being disco at all, she literally said she chose the song because it is such a large sonic departure from FN :skull:

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it's so funny how the success stans who bandwagoned because of FN smashing are scrambling here :rip:

I promise you life is funner when you stop relying on other people to validate the music you like

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I don't care if y'all deem this a flop or not- this song is one of the best released this decade. 

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The 3 week old Houdini is already below other lead singles Kill Bill, Flowers and Vampire on Spotify, what went wrong? 

 

 

 

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yes it feels like a filler song

no chorus

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18 minutes ago, krustysalt said:

The 3 week old Houdini is already below other lead singles Kill Bill, Flowers and Vampire on Spotify, what went wrong? 

 

 

 

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damn :deadbanana:

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22 hours ago, Johnny Jacobs said:

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Yea this confuses me too. Idk why her stans are acting like this is so different and artistic like :deadbanana2:

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ya'll girlies need to get into this:
 

 

who cares about charts though.
Dua DID what she had to do.

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10 hours ago, Cheers said:

Yea this confuses me too. Idk why her stans are acting like this is so different and artistic like :deadbanana2:

Is a common coping mechanism on ATRL when any song flops. It’s just a basic electronic song with a guitar added in and we all know it 

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11 minutes ago, Dephira said:

Is a common coping mechanism on ATRL when any song flops. It’s just a basic electronic song with a guitar added in and we all know it 

more are just trying to seems sophisticated have to say this song is good because of a very popular and cool indie musician...as if Bon Iver is able to produce I wanna dance with somebody or Bad Romance. 

One of the most common ignorant prejudice in music is "real musicians" can produce or write anything a great mainstream pop musician - producer can if only they want.

 

Nothing more false lol 

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how are the things going for ms houdini?

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Damn...this really bombed...:rip: unfortunate cause the song was somewhat cufe

 

Anyways moving on, single 2 will smash I feel

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On 12/2/2023 at 2:33 PM, Mrnoniee said:

ya'll girlies need to get into this:
 

 

who cares about charts though.
Dua DID what she had to do.

Could have been a perfect follow-up to "Flowers". :rip: 

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this fuckin flopped. Doing worse than Familia’s lead single coming off of future nostalgia and that payola’d Elton John rehash.  We must laugh 

 

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Rotten Pie was the writing on the wall… the little duas didn’t heed our warnings…

 

:ryan3:

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Doing worse than We’re Good? Im

cackling to the skies! 

 

:ryan3:

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On 11/28/2023 at 12:21 AM, khalyan said:

You made over 20 posts in the last two weeks about how you feel about Houdini, I think that thread ban was for your own health!

The sad part is that 20 post seems a small number compared to other users attacking the song on that thread 

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This is really giving Perfect Illusion, across the board. A cute but divisive, Kevin Parker produced, "dark" themed pop song with an underwhelming chorus full of clunky lyrics that debuted respectably high enough and then collapsed into a Hot 100 free fall. Lets see what happens in January, but it's not looking good for miss Dua :gaycat4:

 

Does Dua have any deceased family members to capitalize on? 

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5 minutes ago, wastedpotential said:

This is really giving Perfect Illusion, across the board. A cute but divisive, Kevin Parker produced, "dark" themed pop song with an underwhelming chorus full of clunky lyrics that debuted respectably high enough and then collapsed into a Hot 100 free fall. Lets see what happens in January, but it's not looking good for miss Dua :gaycat4:

 

Does Dua have any deceased family members to capitalize on? 

at least PI was still serving some music highlights

Houdini is getting eaten by a Miley AI cover

 

also not Swifties talking about capitalizing on someone when Taylor's whole shtick is capitalizng on relationships drama & feuds

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I still can't believe Dua's team let Tate do BBMA while she sat home playing League of Legends. 

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As in, they CLEARLY saw Tate threatened to take Dua's spot i nthe music scene and didn't even flinch. 

 

All it did was make FN look like a fluke era as of now. 

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10 minutes ago, chosensparkles said:

at least PI was still serving some music highlights

Houdini is getting eaten by a Miley AI cover

 

also not Swifties talking about capitalizing on someone when Taylor's whole shtick is capitalizng on relationships drama & feuds

Yeah the Miley AI did devour 

 

And clock me a bit, as a Swiftie I do know all about capitalization on personal backstory for artistic content. I'm still curious if we're getting a dead-aunt adjacent album from miss Dua to go along with the PI parallels :suburban:

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On 12/2/2023 at 12:33 PM, Mrnoniee said:

ya'll girlies need to get into this:
 

 

who cares about charts though.
Dua DID what she had to do.

why is it better than Dua's version :deadbanana2:

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1 minute ago, wastedpotential said:

Yeah the Miley AI did devour 

 

And clock me a bit, as a Swiftie I do know all about capitalization on personal backstory for artistic content. I'm still curious if we're getting a dead-aunt adjacent album from miss Dua to go along with the PI parallels :suburban:

Dua doesn't have it in her sis

but let's wait if they push Houdini heavily on radio +playlisting as if it wasn't rejected

it's gonna enter top 10 on Pop radio

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