celeb news Kim Petras struggling to sell tickets update: Kim Petras gives free upgrades!

[SmittenCake]

 

 

 

[Dula Peep]

close those upper bowls 

 

I enjoy her ambition 

[Vitaly]

The harsh reality that tiktok famous artists are not bankable, WHO KNEW?!!  

[Popboi.]

Black curtains stock market went up

[TROJAN]

One lil cute quick hit doesn’t mean you can tour arenas, let alone stadiums.

[SmittenCake]

 

 

 

[Lady Claire]

 

 

Here's the embarrassing pictures and videos from the audience

 

 

Edited September 28, 2023 by Lady Claire

[Horizon Flame]

What is this mess? Ripping off Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” from the Blond Ambition Tour? 

[SmittenCake]

18 minutes ago, Horizon Flame said:

What is this mess? Ripping off Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” from the Blond Ambition Tour? 

That's what ppl online are saying too

[GoodDog]

On 9/26/2023 at 6:07 PM, Tropical said:

The thing about "Unholy" though is that it's clearly a Kim Petras inspired song. Was Sam Smith being s*utty and singing about hookers and cheaters before? No. Was Kim fresh from releasing S*ut Pop and clearly majorly influential to the record? Yes.

 

Also, her umph to the track is major and her iconic verse is a MAJOR highlight of the song. Plus the little giggle she does before starting her verse is thee most iconic part of the song.

This. Thank you. 

 

The girls that get it, get it. The girls that don't are chronically online low IQ bottom feeders who snicker at Kim Petras's ticket sales whilst hunched over in their grandmother's dusty attic, wearing soiled clothes covered in dried mucus from snorting at any mention of negative news about The Kim Petras. Their eyes glimmer with burning hatred as they endlessly scroll on Twitter, scouring their feeds for screenshots of Feed the Beast World Tour seat charts. *Click* The 58th screenshot of a tour venue saves to their Android camera roll. This daily ritual supplies them with a singular rush of dopamine, only possible through this neurodivergent behavior. Their scoliosis briefly straightens when their bodies elongate with demented passion as they press the "Thumbs Down" reaction. Finally, their purpose in life is met with this gleeful display of bitterness and jealousy. A glistening puddle of drool collects at their feet as Problématique blares from their 2015 Samsung phone.

Edited September 29, 2023 by GoodDog

[Bad_vocal_technique]

On 9/26/2023 at 10:07 PM, Tropical said:

The thing about "Unholy" though is that it's clearly a Kim Petras inspired song. Was Sam Smith being s*utty and singing about hookers and cheaters before? No. Was Kim fresh from releasing S*ut Pop and clearly majorly influential to the record? Yes.

 

Also, her umph to the track is major and her iconic verse is a MAJOR highlight of the song. Plus the little giggle she does before starting her verse is thee most iconic part of the song.

Wow the reach. Her part is cute but that’s it.

[Enrique523]

16 hours ago, Bad_vocal_technique said:

Wow the reach. Her part is cute but that’s it.

Right. Kim stans are so delusional, it's embarrassing 

[Lady Claire]

18 hours ago, GoodDog said:

This. Thank you. 

 

The girls that get it, get it. The girls that don't are chronically online low IQ bottom feeders who snicker at Kim Petras's ticket sales whilst hunched over in their grandmother's dusty attic, wearing soiled clothes covered in dried mucus from snorting at any mention of negative news about The Kim Petras. Their eyes glimmer with burning hatred as they endlessly scroll on Twitter, scouring their feeds for screenshots of Feed the Beast World Tour seat charts. *Click* The 58th screenshot of a tour venue saves to their Android camera roll. This daily ritual supplies them with a singular rush of dopamine, only possible through this neurodivergent behavior. Their scoliosis briefly straightens when their bodies elongate with demented passion as they press the "Thumbs Down" reaction. Finally, their purpose in life is met with this gleeful display of bitterness and jealousy. A glistening puddle of drool collects at their feet as Problématique blares from their 2015 Samsung phone.

Lmfaoooooo collect them

[SmittenCake]

Is this true?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Both Sides Now]

Doing a theatre tour in arenas - her mind whew 

[RedCarpet]

She just wanted people to social distance 

[Kayseri Mantisi]

can you remove Carti from this thread please?

[Enrique523]

Some Kim stans are REALLY trying to act as if she sold out the arena 

 

Just stop humiliating yourselves already, it's bad enough that those arenas were booked to begin with, no need to be even more delusional when we know those dates aren't selling. We have all the maps and blue points telling us the real story 

[Bussea]

On 9/29/2023 at 2:35 AM, GoodDog said:

This. Thank you. 

 

The girls that get it, get it. The girls that don't are chronically online low IQ bottom feeders who snicker at Kim Petras's ticket sales whilst hunched over in their grandmother's dusty attic, wearing soiled clothes covered in dried mucus from snorting at any mention of negative news about The Kim Petras. Their eyes glimmer with burning hatred as they endlessly scroll on Twitter, scouring their feeds for screenshots of Feed the Beast World Tour seat charts. *Click* The 58th screenshot of a tour venue saves to their Android camera roll. This daily ritual supplies them with a singular rush of dopamine, only possible through this neurodivergent behavior. Their scoliosis briefly straightens when their bodies elongate with demented passion as they press the "Thumbs Down" reaction. Finally, their purpose in life is met with this gleeful display of bitterness and jealousy. A glistening puddle of drool collects at their feet as Problématique blares from their 2015 Samsung phone.

if kim stan”s” spent more time typing in their credit card information to ticketmaster and less time trying to type up these try hard “reads” to seem unbothered, then maybe we wouldn’t have to have these threads

 

sis is literally spending more gas money than she is earning at these venues and you want to talk about samsungs as if she isn’t bombing more.

 

[SmittenCake]

23 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

can you remove Carti from this thread please?

I wanted to post updates for when he sells out his arenas. And now that I'm over Iggy Azoo, I'm actually planning on seeing him in January hihi 

 

Did you want to make his own tour thread ?

[SmittenCake]

12 minutes ago, Enrique523 said:

Some Kim stans are REALLY trying to act as if she sold out the arena 

 

Just stop humiliating yourselves already, it's bad enough that those arenas were booked to begin with, no need to be even more delusional when we know those dates aren't selling. We have all the maps and blue points telling us the real story 

Does it matter if the curtains were covering all these seats? Aren't the tour statistics going to say something such as: 100/50,000 sold followed by a percentage ?

[Enrique523]

1 hour ago, SmittenCake said:

Does it matter if the curtains were covering all these seats? Aren't the tour statistics going to say something such as: 100/50,000 sold followed by a percentage ?

I'm not sure how they'll count numbers but that's how they should do it for sure.

[Kayseri Mantisi]

21 minutes ago, SmittenCake said:

I wanted to post updates for when he sells out his arenas. And now that I'm over Iggy Azoo, I'm actually planning on seeing him in January hihi 

 

Did you want to make his own tour thread ?

oh ok you can do it when his tour starts then yeah lol, have fun!!

[Antisocialites]

not Alfred still going omg

[Bussea]

11 minutes ago, Antisocialites said:

not Alfred still going omg

like… the most obvious dupe