album Kim Petras - 'Problématique'

[gettsleazy]

7 hours ago, cyclone said:

Would you rather her whisper rap wannabe deep existential crisis lyrics into an iphone voice note over a loud gospel clown beat or sumn

You're sooooooo boring. Like I can literally predict what you're about to post with the same broken cadence and shitty grammar before I even read it.

 

At least Alfred was psychotic enough to keep things entertaining.

 

OT: Congratulations on the album release, and happy for her if it ends up charting/reviving her tour. 

Edited September 21, 2023 by gettsleazy

[Daddy]

25 minutes ago, gettsleazy said:

You're sooooooo boring. Like I can literally predict what you're about to post with the same broken cadence and shitty grammer before I even read it.

 

At least Alfred was psychotic enough to keep things entertaining.

 

OT: Congratulations on the album release, and happy for her if it ends up charting/reviving her tour. 

What's left for you to do in this thread? Why are you here? Is the Gag Order thread too boring? Or your life in general?

[gettsleazy]

5 minutes ago, Daddy said:

What's left for you to do in this thread? Why are you here? Is the Gag Order thread too boring? Or your life in general?

I just congratulated your fave on an album release. My post was directed at cyclone and his bizarre obsession with disparaging specific members of this board. 

 

What do you want me to do? Come in here foaming at the mouth about "Dr. LuKeE!!!@@@!" Does conflict make your pathetic life more entertaining? Get a grip. 

[CroNich]

7 hours ago, lillavend3r said:

Take it to the Gag Order thread then

But it pertains to this album release 

[campelo]

This group of Kesha fans on ATRL I bet they have a group on WhatsApp or wherever to comment which thread about Kim is popping.  So they can comment together or downvote and upvote each other. 

[CroNich]

No one’s co-ordinating or planning anything 

 

Ive tried to explain a few times now why this album release might be triggering to kesha and her fans, I honestly don’t have the energy to try and explain it again. I’m sorry Kim stans can’t handle the tiniest bit of criticism of their fave. I’ve never commented in her other music threads or anything negative in a kim related thread that didn’t involve dr Luke, this title just feels tone deaf to me and this is a public music forum and I’m allowed to express that.

 

this is your album thread it’s not my intention to rehash these stupid stan wars. All the dr Luke stuff aside I’m a fan of Kim’s and hope this release can get her some traction. 
 

 

[cyclone]

33 minutes ago, campelo said:

This group of Kesha fans on ATRL I bet they have a group on WhatsApp or wherever to comment which thread about Kim is popping.  So they can comment together or downvote and upvote each other. 

I think its more than that, they even have a discord and it stems from jealousy and stuff

 

1 hour ago, Daddy said:

What's left for you to do in this thread? Why are you here? Is the Gag Order thread too boring? Or your life in general?

That rudiger crew always do this, just trying to get reactions out of folks thats why i left the kesha fandom, things should never be that serious. I'm grateful to have found a new base and for people like you standing up for me and I'm just GENUINELY enjoying the album, I didn't have to force myself to enjoy a single track. Just genuine love

 

Thank you for defending me, I will always remember your kind gestures @Daddy 

 

Edited September 21, 2023 by cyclone

[CroNich]

3 minutes ago, cyclone said:

Him and mr. rudiger always do this they won't leave me alone trying to get a reaction out of me thats why i left the kesha fandom, I'm really grateful i found a new base and for people like you standing up for me and I'm just GENUINELY enjoying the NEW album from Kim Petras

 

Thank you, just thank you @Daddy 

[gettsleazy]

13 minutes ago, campelo said:

This group of Kesha fans on ATRL I bet they have a group on WhatsApp or wherever to comment which thread about Kim is popping.  So they can comment together or downvote and upvote each other. 

What's funny about this dumb ass take is that the Kim fans from this forum literally have dedicated a Discord to 1.) Praising Luke for assaulting Kesha 2.) Calling Kesha a liar 3.) Targeting members like Tom and I. 

 

And then y'all get in a tizzy when we defend ourselves. 

[cyclone]

CYCLONE'S PROBLEMATIQUE TRACK RANKING 

 

10 - Treat me like a ho (deleted from library)

 

9 - Problematique: I enjoy the bassline and production greatly, but the intro is very corny corny corny

 

8 - Born Again: Its a great slower song and very sensual  but a little forgettable

 

7 - Confession: the beat is so good and i was so excited in the first few seconds but the melodies fall a little flat

 

6 - All She Wants: the clear single choice, it gives sweet spot vibe 

 

5 -  Something About you: I mostly like the beat its more forgettable but has a good sound

 

4 - Deeper: the production is too godly and i like the little bass it tickles my brain in a pleasing way and more mature for her, i just hate her rapping though

 

3 - Love ya leave ya: I LOVE THE INSTRUMENTAL THE LITTLE FRENCH FLUTE HOOK it has a good theme tying the album together at the end and a bit melancholy feel but so dancable

2 - Dirty Things: It gives mature, sensual, classic, michael jackson vibe. I don't want to hear lyrics from her about taking drugs or wearing designer ever again though.

 

1 - Je Tadore: the beat never stops and production doesnt give u a chance to breathe, its so addicting and dancey. its basic but i really love, I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS '... THAN ANYBODY BE FORE" . The melody is too good

 

This album is really on point for me, I especially enjoyed the production and it was such a nice surprise this year to release it with no announcement. It sounds fresh to me, not dated at all, clear vocals, no tin can outdoor mics and crisp beats, let me know what you guys think!
 

Edited September 21, 2023 by cyclone

[oshyms]

19 minutes ago, cyclone said:

CYCLONE'S PROBLEMATIQUE TRACK RANKING 

 

10 - Treat me like a ho (deleted from library)

 

9 - Problematique: I enjoy the bassline and production greatly, but the intro is very corny corny corny

 

8 - Born Again: Its a great slower song and very sensual  but a little forgettable

 

7 - Confession: the beat is so good and i was so excited in the first few seconds but the melodies fall a little flat

 

6 - All She Wants: the clear single choice, it gives sweet spot vibe 

 

5 -  Something About you: I mostly like the beat its more forgettable but has a good sound

 

4 - Deeper: the production is too godly and i like the little bass it tickles my brain in a pleasing way and more mature for her, i just hate her rapping though

 

3 - Love ya leave ya: I LOVE THE INSTRUMENTAL THE LITTLE FRENCH FLUTE HOOK it has a good theme tying the album together at the end and a bit melancholy feel but so dancable

2 - Dirty Things: It gives mature, sensual, classic, michael jackson vibe. I don't want to hear lyrics from her about taking drugs or wearing designer ever again though.

 

1 - Je Tadore: the beat never stops and production doesnt give u a chance to breathe, its so addicting and dancey. its basic but i really love, I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS '... THAN ANYBODY BE FORE" . The melody is too good

 

This album is really on point for me, I especially enjoyed the production and it was such a nice surprise this year to release it with no announcement. It sounds fresh to me, not dated at all, clear vocals, no tin can outdoor mics and crisp beats, let me know what you guys think!
 

i’m shocked at all the love for je t’adore, it sounds like a totally unfinished demo to me/lacking in something important/basic asf

 

i also think born again is top three on this album, its not her usual sound and yes its very carly rae, but its soooo nice 

 

i also love her rapping/delivery on deeper nnn

 

treat me like a ho in the bin where it belongs 

Edited September 21, 2023 by oshyms

[Nido]

All She Wants is exactly what you'd expect a serotonin-fueled gay club banger to sound like. The beat drop followed by the "Woo ah!" punch, the spoken outro between Kim & Paris towards the end, that is what people were hoping she'd deliver on Alone, before the massive upset that (pretty much) ruined the momentum of FTB release 

 

I guess newer fans & those that were disappointed with the Nicki collab can consider this song a redemption on Kim's part 

Edited September 21, 2023 by Nido

[GardenPanty]

i’m not seeing enough love for Dirty Things in here 

[Nefertiti0]

'Treat Me Like A Ho' is on NMF playlists

[Post Malone]

The way her top 2 biggest solo songs are about to be Treat Me Like A **** & Ho  legendary

[P!nk]

Going around the house singing “Do you wanna go deeper, deeper, than anybody's ever been before you babe”.

 

[Lady Claire]

7 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

'Treat Me Like A Ho' is on NMF playlists

Ooh… of course Republic would promote that but tbh it’s the one with the most “viral” potential só they’re right I guess 

 

—-

 

The album did fairly good on streaming all things considered. 2m-ish was literally what I was expecting. Then again we shouldn’t care for charts when it comes to Kim and this was just a gift for the fans after all since I don’t think she’ll do anything for this album

 

Edited September 21, 2023 by Lady Claire

[Post Malone]

56 minutes ago, cyclone said:

CYCLONE'S PROBLEMATIQUE TRACK RANKING 

 

10 - Treat me like a ho (deleted from library)

 

9 - Problematique: I enjoy the bassline and production greatly, but the intro is very corny corny corny

 

8 - Born Again: Its a great slower song and very sensual  but a little forgettable

 

7 - Confession: the beat is so good and i was so excited in the first few seconds but the melodies fall a little flat

 

6 - All She Wants: the clear single choice, it gives sweet spot vibe 

 

5 -  Something About you: I mostly like the beat its more forgettable but has a good sound

 

4 - Deeper: the production is too godly and i like the little bass it tickles my brain in a pleasing way and more mature for her, i just hate her rapping though

 

3 - Love ya leave ya: I LOVE THE INSTRUMENTAL THE LITTLE FRENCH FLUTE HOOK it has a good theme tying the album together at the end and a bit melancholy feel but so dancable

2 - Dirty Things: It gives mature, sensual, classic, michael jackson vibe. I don't want to hear lyrics from her about taking drugs or wearing designer ever again though.

 

1 - Je Tadore: the beat never stops and production doesnt give u a chance to breathe, its so addicting and dancey. its basic but i really love, I LOVE WHEN SHE SAYS '... THAN ANYBODY BE FORE" . The melody is too good

 

This album is really on point for me, I especially enjoyed the production and it was such a nice surprise this year to release it with no announcement. It sounds fresh to me, not dated at all, clear vocals, no tin can outdoor mics and crisp beats, let me know what you guys think!
 

The way my ranking is highkey the polar opposite nnn 

Problematique and TMLAH are my faves

and Dirty Things the only snore

[Nido]

6 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

'Treat Me Like A Ho' is on NMF playlists

As expected. I kinda hate her team for pushing this song cause it hardly represent the sound of the album but I guess they're betting it on the meme/tiktok viral potential.  

 

 

[Lady Claire]

Another Banks collab surfaced out there and it sounds better than BAIT  not that it was hard but…

[Supervillain]

This thread  

[PopKills]

This made me and bf buy tour tickets so her strategy is working 

[cyclone]

2 minutes ago, PopKills said:

This made me and bf buy tour tickets so her strategy is working 

Me too, with this album she (and some other events that occured regarding other artist tours which i skip on this year allowing me to save money) converted me into a full time fan

 

I'm gonna see her in SF!! A whole ARENA 

Edited September 21, 2023 by cyclone

[Nido]

1 minute ago, Lady Claire said:

Another Banks collab surfaced out there and it sounds better than BAIT  not that it was hard but…

Come to think about it. Both features on FTB were such letdown. Bait is an instant skip whenever I cycle between uhoh, Revelations & Sex Talk on the album 

[#Beautiful]

4 minutes ago, Lady Claire said:

Another Banks collab surfaced out there and it sounds better than BAIT  not that it was hard but…

i-  it fits better on the album too, could do without both still