Lana quits Waffle House; comes in for interview at Texas Roadhouse.

[May]

41 minutes ago, WERKER said:

She’d not cope sis. 100 spotty drunks at the counter in scuffed heels with dirty knees shoving their receipt in her face

she wants to roleplay as struggling then give her the proper experience

[Velvet Night]

Queen of the gas station and chain restaurants 

[blaggot]

why is she on a working class employment tour  

[scenekiller]

I just know her W2s are going to be wild next year

[Walk_Away21]

This is iconic

[FOCK]

1 hour ago, OnlyManInTheWorld said:

Why is she doing it

So she can sing about a mysterious cowboy walking into her diner that made her root beer float as she poured syrup on a waffle or whatever. 
 

“You walked in with a wink, it was $5.99,

asked me how I’m doing,

Said I’m doing just fine,

Traveled the way across the state line,

Clocked out of my shift, wondering,

If you were mine”

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Let me check what’s in the menu

[EdgeofTeeth]

things like this are why I'll never stop loving this woman    random queen

[Rebel Lion]

2 hours ago, OnlyManInTheWorld said:

Why is she doing it

Probably a mid life crisis thing. She probably wonders what it would have been like if she just lived a normal life. A lot of celebrities are like this.

[Sexyzinger]

You’re all wrong. She’s gonna be the HBIC at Savannah, Georgia’s Red Lobster next.

[1989]

I’ll never not love her, what is she doing 

[Relampago.]

I need her to apply at my local Black Angus

[Attitude]

Chili's next. 

[Beyonnaise]

Ready for her Red Lobster era  

[SimpleKindofLife]

I love that she’s doing random side quests and is at a career peak at the same time

[Big Bad Wolf]

Lana Del Rey is truly the gift that keeps on giving. See, what you’re a real artist and human being. Some other faves just don’t have that same charm 

 

Also, not some users predictably coming in here talking about her “cosplaying as poor”, bitter haters even all the way in 2023 

[dussel_06]

Can’t blame her. They say you’ll earn more from tips there than spotify streams.

[paradisedarkness]

3 hours ago, NOW said:

 

Lana in her Carmen Sandiego era I fear

 

Chemtrails over the country club volume 2 is coming 

[stjosephprey4us]

2 hours ago, FOCK said:

So she can sing about a mysterious cowboy walking into her diner that made her root beer float as she poured syrup on a waffle or whatever. 
 

“You walked in with a wink, it was $5.99,

asked me how I’m doing,

Said I’m doing just fine,

Traveled the way across the state line,

Clocked out of my shift, wondering,

If you were mine”

This ate so bad 

Edited July 24, 2023 by stjosephprey4us

[stjosephprey4us]

They need to reboot True Blood with her playing Sookie, working at a Louisiana dive bar and seduced by some vampire named Bill 

[whitehotforever]

Sonic Burger next

 

[ontherocks]

I hope she stops by at ma local Piggley Wiggley 

[God_Donna]

So so funny ❤️❤️

[truthteller]

living paychecks by paychecks like a normie American

[SLIME]

13 hours ago, Attaboy said:

It’s kind of giving simple life 

 

LOL