celeb news Britney Spears memoir: The Woman In Me. October 24th.

[Onyxmage]

There is finally enough paper in the world to release a digital version.

[Bubble Tea]

Britney BETTER be the narrator for this book! I would DIE for 7 hours of gorgeous Britney voice

[Bad_vocal_technique]

4 hours ago, Domination said:

I just KNOW she’s not taking her foot off of Xtina’s neck. There will be some fighting words in here. Preordered.

If this troubled individual has the audacity to bring up Xtinas name again in a negative light, I have a feeling the empathy for her tragic situation will run dry, and Xtina will have no other option than to drag her by her greasy extensions.

[Reverse Warholian]

Oh wow  

 

@AintNoOtherMe @starsailor

[Mystical]

4 minutes ago, Tropical said:

Britney BETTER be the narrator for this book! I would DIE for 7 hours of gorgeous Britney voice

Right. Her voice is ASMR material 

 

[Aiya]

6 minutes ago, Tropical said:

Britney BETTER be the narrator for this book! I would DIE for 7 hours of gorgeous Britney voice

She obviously won’t do any promo for the book, so I hope it’s her. It’ll be more than enough to get everyone’s attention.

[slw84]

2025 Best Audio Book Grammy

[kataraqueen]

21 minutes ago, Bad_vocal_technique said:

If this troubled individual has the audacity to bring up Xtinas name again in a negative light, I have a feeling the empathy for her tragic situation will run dry, and Xtina will have no other option than to drag her by her greasy extensions.

I just know u poop in public toilets 💀

 

[slw84]

#1 NYT best selling book which will serve as the umbrella

under her umbrella ella ella eh eh (song written for her btw)

 

Tony award winning Broadway Play

Rumors Margot Robbie is interested in purchasing the rights to the book to make it into a movie. Oscar winning movie

Emmy winning documentary docuseries or whatever the crap

[Bad_vocal_technique]

2 minutes ago, kataraqueen said:

I just know u poop in public toilets 💀

 

Do have any disgusting kinks or what?

[TouchinFree]

2 hours ago, brazil said:

Some of the comments here 

 

She still keeps the haters pressed, it seems. 

The bible sequel has finally been confirmed and a release date is set. Peasants are expected to fume. 

[slw84]

3 minutes ago, kataraqueen said:

I just know u poop in public toilets 💀

 

and just be leaving it there. That faucet left with no drops of water to be found... happily serving touch of my hand on that public doorknob.

 

mmm mmm mmm

 

Britney's book will be a best-seller regardless of the OBHs...love that for her.

 

Edited July 11, 2023 by slw84

[Bad_vocal_technique]

4 minutes ago, slw84 said:

and just be leaving it there. That faucet left with no drops of water to be found... happily serving touch of my hand on that public doorknob.

 

mmm mmm mmm

 

Britney's book will be a best-seller regardless of the OBHs...love that for her.

 

That imagery you unveiled seems rather specific. Be careful not to self expose there, hun.

[Bubble Tea]

Why are we talking eXtinct careers in here, let's focus on globally beloved princess of pop whose shoddily covered book will nonetheless rocket to the best seller list.

[slw84]

wait a minute: none of us caught the date

 

October 24, 2023 is 25 years after (or around that time) she released Baby one more time

 

Old woman wetting herself gif

 

B10 will arrive Jan 12, 2024 25 years after BOMT's release

[Xtina23]

I don't like the cover or title tbh...

[KLatz]

It's finally coming!

 

I can't wait to read it. My queen's finally telling the world her story in her own words

[Richie.Valdez]

#1 already on Amazon

 

 

 

[Superbitch]

I can’t access the preorder link anymore. Did it crash?

[KLatz]

30 minutes ago, slw84 said:

wait a minute: none of us caught the date

 

October 24, 2023 is 25 years after (or around that time) she released Baby one more time

 

Old woman wetting herself gif

 

B10 will arrive Jan 12, 2024 25 years after BOMT's release

 

 

I like the way you think

 

[Breathe On Moi]

1 hour ago, kataraqueen said:

I just know u poop in public toilets 💀

 

what omg  the army’s back 

[naval23]

Definitely going to be buying and I barely read books - I wonder how in depth she'll go but I love the cover and the I'm Not a Girl reference 

[X~MoviePoP]

12 minutes ago, Richie.Valdez said:

#1 already on Amazon

 

 

 

Queen

[Breathe On Moi]

2 hours ago, Ivan_brit said:

Britney forgot about Latin countries

 

Where I Can snatch a book in Mexico

mother better fix this asap because I refuse to deal with “send book to Brazil!” spamming on twitter for the next year  

[State of Grace.]

1 hour ago, kataraqueen said:

I just know u poop in public toilets 💀

 

 

I knew this thread was a mess when I saw it had 14 pages in less than 10 hours