ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 @V3$$3L.: Please welcome to the ATRL Grammy stage, Kandi Burruss, Ally Brooke Hernandez and Fozzie Bear! Kandi: Good evening y’all. This year’s ATRL Lifetime Achievement Award recipient is an icon, and a legend, and a force to be reckoned with. When I was penning classics about scrubs and bug-a-boos, this revolutionary was calling out the ladrones. She most certainly comes to mind when I think of legs, hips and body, body. Ally Brooke: Absolutely! It is an undeniable truth that her *lips* don’t lie. Kandi: You just made that up! Ally: Oops! I meant *hips*, teehee. Kandi: She’s been a loba. Ally: She’s been a loca. Fozzie: Bruta, ciega, sordomuda…and even rabiosa! It is without further ado that we recognize this international superstar, who shares a bit in common with yours truly, waka waka! All: Ladies and gentlemen, this year’s ATRL Lifetime’s Achievement Award recipient, SHAKIRA! Ally: Is Shakira with us today? No! (Las mujeres son las de la intución pero también facturan.) But we are happy to honor this woman who made a splash so many years ago… Fozzie: …and still makes waves to this day - perdón que te sal…pique! We’ll make sure it gets to her, if not the authorities! Gracias!
GreatestLoveofAll Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Not Like The Movies said: yaaas an icon indeed!! Just now, Not Like The Movies said: I just noticed Whitney isnt there??? I mean its ATRL not surprised but maybe since all the main faves are gonna be out of the way...
Not Like The Movies Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 Shaki is a good choice! Congrats to her!
Not Like The Movies Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 she wasnt my first choice tho or even my second but congrats!
GreatestLoveofAll Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 Her hips dont lie yes but... ok ig.
Virgos Groove Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 The "Shakira to be killed in Saudi Arabia" thread star finally getting her flowers
naval23 Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 I have a question for Kandi while she's on the stage: Did she really mean it when she said XScape would beat Destiny's Child in a Verzus?
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 Here to celebrate her win, performing her beloved classic and worldwide #1 smash "Hips Don't Lie," get on your feet for Shakira!
kandicha Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 i was just thinking i needed to push her for this award next year, but this year will do too!
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, GreatestLoveofAll said: indeed!! I mean its ATRL not surprised but maybe since all the main faves are gonna be out of the way... Whitney would be a great choice, for basically owning the stan GIF game alongside Mariah!
naval23 Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 Shakira, the script said for you to perform Whenever Wherever not this
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, naval23 said: Shakira, the script said for you to perform Whenever Wherever not this Ooh, this would have been a bit of a slay
GreatestLoveofAll Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 1 minute ago, naval23 said: Shakira, the script said for you to perform Whenever Wherever not this i knew sje was scamming again
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 Only a few awards left to hand out tonight. Here to present Best Country Duo/Group Performance is @Insanity.
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, ATWK said: The "Shakira to be killed in Saudi Arabia" thread star finally getting her flowers What?! I need a link to that.
Into The Void Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 Welcome back to the 10th annual ATRL Grammy Awards. Our next presenter has been nominated for a ATRL Grammy for his huge Country Pop hit in with Gabby Barrett, please welcome Charlie Puth. “2022 was a great year for collaborations. As a previous nominee for “I Hope” I know it takes hard work and dedication. All nominees made some masterclass works of art and today one will win the award for Best Country Duo/Group Performance and the nominees are…” "Does He Love You" Reba McEntire ft. Dolly Parton "I Bet You Think About Me" Taylor Swift ft. Chris Stapleton "Where We Started" Thomas Rhett and Katy Perry "You and Me On the Rock" Brandi Carlile ft. Lucius "You're Drunk, Go Home" Kelsea Ballerini ft. Kelly Clarkson and Carly Pearce “And the winner is…. "I Bet You Think About Me" Taylor Swift ft. Chris Stapleton
ATRL Moderator supaspaz Posted February 11, 2023 Author ATRL Moderator Posted February 11, 2023 So glad we got to celebrate Shakira before she goes to prison for tax evasion.
Virgos Groove Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, supaspaz said: What?! I need a link to that. It got archived like all the pre-2022 posts
Achilles. Posted February 11, 2023 Posted February 11, 2023 Hope Dolly and Reba pull off the upset here!
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