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2 hours ago, Daddy said:

I'm glad I'm gay. Straight short kings have it ROUGH with women demanding everyone being build like a basketball player :deadbanana2:

Not really. If you’re short gay men will automatically assume you’re a bottom. Gay men are no better. They make stereotypes out of everything thing. 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Tropez said:

Not really. If you’re short gay men will automatically assume you’re a bottom. Gay men are no better. They make stereotypes out of everything thing. 

Never had that experience in my 32 years as a gay short king. Maybe it's an attitude thing.

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7 minutes ago, Daddy said:

Never had that experience in my 32 years as a gay short king. Maybe it's an attitude thing.

It's not, it's an actual complaint. Gays are not better than straight people in being shallow. 

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1 hour ago, GraceRandolph said:

The gym is not going to make you any taller sis. :rip:

It's called stretching

 

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2 hours ago, ZIVERT said:

So stupid. Just go to the gym and stop being lazy

That’s… not how that works :rip: 

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1 hour ago, Headlock said:

That’s… not how that works :rip: 

Just stretch it out. Don’t be lazy :isudumblmao:

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When they find out their bones have started breaking like glass before they’re 60…

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Yo let the man get their confidence :rip: 5'9 from whatever his height is/his body allows to is probably more than he can ask for. Maybe people should stop shaming men for their height...

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4 hours ago, Daddy said:

Never had that experience in my 32 years as a gay short king. Maybe it's an attitude thing.

If your definition of short is 5'9... it's the average height for males globally.

 

3 hours ago, ZIVERT said:

It's called stretching

 

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Are you being serious sis? You probably get taller for a centimeter before you get back to your original height 10 minutes after

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:deadbanana4: i'm glad i'm not insecure about my height, this looks painful af, i'd rather get plastic surgery on my face

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Thank you genetics for making me tall. 

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That’s sad. I hope he learns to loves himself more  :monkey:

 

but honestly, I hate short man. Evil short little goblins  :oxygen2:
 


 

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Straight women are brutal to guys that are below 6ft tall so it's kinda understandable. Especially on online dating.

 

It seems like if you aren't an extroverted white attractive tall male that makes a lot of money or is rich due to their parents then finding a girl is a really hard challenge. 

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The surgery description I'm 

 

Why not just insert Pringle cans in the thigh? :biblio:  Weirdos 

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On 9/17/2022 at 6:28 AM, Sesame said:

Imagine paying 75k to still be short :rip:

All the judgmental comments like this is exactly why someone chooses the surgery despite the cost and pain.

Posted (edited)
On 9/17/2022 at 12:41 AM, Tropez said:

Not really. If you’re short gay men will automatically assume you’re a bottom. Gay men are no better. They make stereotypes out of everything thing. 

the height fetish is definitely more popular among straight women. i'm average height and never once had a guy tell me i'm too short, and in general i don't see it as a requirement on dating apps very often

 

i usually only hear about it from my straight friends or online when women make memes about men. 

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12 hours ago, John Slayne said:

the height fetish is definitely more popular among straight women. i'm average height and never once had a guy tell me i'm too short, and in general i don't see it as a requirement on dating apps very often

 

i usually only hear about it from my straight friends or online when women make memes about men. 

Im not referring to people like you. The stereotypes are bad. Short men are usually seen as bottoms and tall men as tops. If you’re average that wouldn’t apply to you. 9 times out of 10 if a tall guy is at a gay club or dating app there is already an assumption of what position he is, and how he should act. 

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Tragic but insecurities are what they are

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i don't see how this is worse than women who go through surgery to make their butt and breasts bigger

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I love me some confident short men. Nothing can beat confidence tbh. :giraffe:

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I wonder what is going to be its

 long term effect. :dancehall:

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On 9/16/2022 at 9:43 PM, ZIVERT said:

It's called stretching

 

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Stretching won't you make you any taller either :deadbanana2:

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9 hours ago, blueberries said:

i don't see how this is worse than women who go through surgery to make their butt and breasts bigger

You don't see how... breaking literal bones and adding nails to them is worse than simple implants? :deadbanana4:

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I'm finding it very difficult to take some of the comments about straight women's ideals in a heterosexual relationship in this thread seriously :rip:

 

Get off the internet and you'll realise that not being 6 feet isn't inherently the death sentence men think it is, it's the short man syndrome that kills their chances

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All I think about is that scene from white chicks when they point out they got taller and respond with "We got our knees done":lmao:

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