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Kim Petras - "If Jesus Was a Rockstar"


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This is bombing on TikTok, I haven't seen any sounds with more than 80 videos last I checked :dies: back to the drawing board?

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6 minutes ago, Baby Blue said:

these are the partial day streams, in comparison:

Weapons was released on Thursday at 5pm GMT everywhere. If Jesus Was a Rockstar was released on Friday at local midnight time.

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1 minute ago, Nefertiti0 said:

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BOMB

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1 minute ago, Nefertiti0 said:

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IJBOL

 

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2 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

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Was it worth it, Kimberly?

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1 minute ago, Nefertiti0 said:

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Thank u, next.

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Unholy first full day debut: 8.5 million

IJWAR first full day debut: 361k

 

That's a 96% decrease

 

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This is just embarrassing bye. She A) sounds like Camila Cabello (not in a good way), B) became really cocky and thought she could ride the wave of the unholy momentum.... just for a 96% decrease. The fact she teased this for months and months in advance. Poor Kim but the song was just bad.

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26 minutes ago, Nefertiti0 said:

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This is … really bad. Unholy debuted with 8.5 million streams :rip: Hope it was worth sh*tting on your ex-producers that gave you a career in the first place :heart:

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Also, the fact that she was begging for presaves for this song for 1.5 months and no one was presaving it was very telling.

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1 minute ago, GardenPanty said:

Also, the fact that she was begging for presaves for this song for 1.5 months and no one was presaving it was very telling.

Maybe the label dropped the ball on this one, waiting for a real good song to release next. Hopefully we don't have to wait another 8 months for this to happen.

 

Can't believe the potential they're wasting, they're incredibly dumb. They could have released TOTL Vol 3 this halloween, and it would have been an amazing moment for her career.

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5 hours ago, OmegaRidley said:

The fact that the song’s theme is christianity when all her fans are lgbtq 

 

her team has the be the dumbest group of people on earth

Are you a Barb by any chance :gaycat3:

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4 minutes ago, Supervillain said:

The lashings

 

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I fear she’s officially over 

 

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Am I a bad person for wanting her to go back singing about designer clothes over a synthpop beat produced by Dr. Luke?

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1 hour ago, Baby Blue said:

these are the partial day streams, in comparison:

Another bomb

 

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I saw on Twitter this is having the same playlisting reach as Future Starts Now :rip:

 

Coconuts had less reach than both and doubled them, they truly missed that chance

 

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3 minutes ago, GardenPanty said:

I fear she’s officially over 

 

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Time to stream this banger we wish Kim would have released

 

 

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13 minutes ago, TrueBlood said:

Am I a bad person for wanting her to go back singing about designer clothes over a synthpop beat produced by Dr. Luke?

Girl, same.

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16 minutes ago, TrueBlood said:

Am I a bad person for wanting her to go back singing about designer clothes over a synthpop beat produced by Dr. Luke?

The thing is that she could have that easily without Luke, both Max and Ilya are amazing producers using synths really well, I'm really not sure what happened here with this tepid song

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17 minutes ago, TrueBlood said:

Am I a bad person for wanting her to go back singing about designer clothes over a synthpop beat produced by Dr. Luke?

i think this just proves Kim isn't the "artist" she always claims to be in terms of writing her own music, being at the forefront of the vision, etc.

 

She literally was the perfect pop vessel for Dr Luke to craft hits around when he was exiled and when he left, its clear the quality diminished drastically. The decline in quality over the past 2-3 years has been like nothing ive ever seen before and shows she is massively propped up by those around her.

 

This new song is a cut and paste from Max that, although I love him and so much of his work, is very bland and shows that if she thinks this is a hit, she really doesn't have the magic touch that she seemed to have in her early days and was just Dr. Luke's puppet all along. 

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1 minute ago, ryoncé said:

i think this just proves Kim isn't the "artist" she always claims to be in terms of writing her own music, being at the forefront of the vision, etc.

 

She literally was the perfect pop vessel for Dr Luke to craft hits around when he was exiled and when he left, its clear the quality diminished drastically. The decline in quality over the past 2-3 years has been like nothing ive ever seen before and shows she is massively propped up by those around her.

 

This new song is a cut and paste from Max that, although I love him and so much of his work, is very bland and shows that if she thinks this is a hit, she really doesn't have the magic touch that she seemed to have in her early days and was just Dr. Luke's puppet all along. 

I highly agree with this. It just goes to show you how much influence Dr. Luke has in the creative process, I mean look at Katy Perry and Witness for example... (But on the other hand, Problématique had bops and that was mainly Aaron and Vaughn's doing)

 

The intro melody from IJWAR is literally just Blinding Lights cut, pasted & switched around. He was definitely on autopilot. 

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1 hour ago, Nefertiti0 said:

She said “This era isn’t about chart success.” https://readdork.com/features/kim-petras-interview-nov-22/

361k isn't so bad. she doesn’t have streaming power. she only has 3 solo songs that get more than 30k daily.

Not about chart success? You can't be serious :rip:

 

And 361k is objectively terrible, no matter how you look at it.

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