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he's so hot

I-

 

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My old man is a thief and I'm gonna stay and prey with him till the end.. 

 

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Oh that bop 

 

And the guy is fine :gaycat5:

I would break a tooth to open his beer for sure

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I don't mean to comment on her weight, I think she still looks good thicker, but her weight has fluctuated so much since 2020 it's kinda weird? Like she obviously gained weight in general but at certain points -- like that unreleased Blue Banisters video with Clayton and here -- she looks pretty close to how she did during the NFR era.

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23 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

i thought he'd exactly be your type!

nah, i like muscles (and muscles only), but i am not into losers which is more her type

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7 minutes ago, Beyonnaise said:

I don't mean to comment on her weight, I think she still looks good thicker, but her weight has fluctuated so much since 2020 it's kinda weird? Like she obviously gained weight in general but at certain points -- like that unreleased Blue Banisters video with Clayton and here -- she looks pretty close to how she did during the NFR era.

It's just an angle she's still ***
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not the jail down the street from my apartment pls

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56 minutes ago, Supervillain said:

Why is her boyfriend wearing a Polish hat? :dies: 

not sure if he still lives here but he used to live in chicago which is the most polish city in the us, he probably got it a thrift store a lot of my friends buy random polska gear with orzel bialy cuz they think its cool and theres a lot of it at thrift stores, myself included (but i am polish) :rip:

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Her bf is so hot 

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49 minutes ago, ontherocks said:

nah, i like muscles (and muscles only), but i am not into losers which is more her type

you should get back on LB 

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He's so hot.  :jonnycat:

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Why is he so hot :WAP: 

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He looks like he was at the US Capital riot.

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goddd they’re both too damn sexy, i wasn’t even paying attention to what they were posing in front of at first :WAP: my bisexuality was SHOOK right when i woke up no less

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It's not her boyfriend :rip: 

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She’s about to serve AKA levels of storylines :WAP:

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Her boyfriend looks MAGA :skull:

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They look like they’re ready to offend minorities 

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You just know he’s a god damn racist, homophobic redneck but the kind of one that’s on Grindr looking for truck stop dxck :bibliahh:

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Not surprised at the “George got arrested out on the lawn” country crooner 

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2 hours ago, Gorgeous said:

I refuse to believe that Lana really is into this trashy lifestyle, I bet she's only researching inspiration for her next record

She's almost 40, let her live her normie life in peace :angry:

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"family visit" :rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip::rip:

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she's visiting nicki's husband

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2 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

@MissedTheTrainmake the title “Lana Goes to Jail (Really!)” for that hit thread 

1 hour ago, Stellar1103 said:

He looks like he was at the US Capital riot.

52 minutes ago, conquxror said:

They look like they’re ready to offend minorities 

31 minutes ago, Luckitty said:

she's visiting nicki's husband

:hoetenks:

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She’s visiting Nikki Lane, who was imprisoned for staining the classic album, Accolades over the Grammy Museum

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i don't trust him

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