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Criticas latinas con Rosalía

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This was soooo terrible I did everything in my power to delay these critiques...

 

Songs

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It!

this could actually be a bop if it was a min shorter and a bit heavier but ye it's sh\te

Las Chicas de Verdad nos Gusta el Pollo Frito - Andrea Maramara ft. Ramses Hatem

truly horrible omg i smell a winner

Online Dating - Jan Terri

Not this actually being a serve :deadbanana2:

Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up from Rock Bottom

this is actually really c\nty :jonny5: but still sh\te

 

MUSIC VIDEOS

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It!

its actually a pretty video but ye too repetitive

Las Chicas de Verdad nos Gusta el Pollo Frito - Andrea Maramara ft. Ramses Hatem

my god this was terrible indeed

Online Dating - Ave Maria

Well that was something... but we love the production. dance moves and all

Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN'

This is soooo camp and not the song kinda serving :jonny5: but yeah it's terrible. The little girl appearing randomly:bibliahh:

 

LOOKS

 

Miley Cyrus as a cheap *****

Yeah it's giving dressed by Claire's :bibliahh:

Ramses Hatem and that pollo frito girl at a Pre kindergarten Halloween Party

The witch hat is kinda serving, the rest... :toofunny2:

Jan Terri making her signature space look and then being copied by Gaga

pixelated queen 

Farrah Abraham cosplaying Wonder Whoman and somehow outselling Gal Gadot (which is not difficult to get, everybody can wash that ******* Zionist)

She actually looks really good :toofunny2:

 

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Pollo Frito or Miley entrys are winning this sh!te:ninja:

ratings xx

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Shite song 
Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: A bop that not everyone is gonna get
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: trash but at least she's singing somewhat on tune and its kinda catchy :chick:
Jan Terri - Online Dating: why am I bopping? it's giving Carly Rae Jepsen
Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom: is this where hyperpop started? That explains a lot x

 

Shite Music Video
Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: not too much going on, and it's a memorable video
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: this is perfect (in a shite way x)
Jan Terri - Ave María: screaming
Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN': a bop, but the video is laughable

 

Shite look:
Miley Cyrus as a cheap *****: it's a look
Ramses Hatem and that pollo frito girl at a Pre kindergarten Halloween Party: it's giving Halloween
Jan Terri making her signature space look and then being copied by Gaga: I kinda live
Farrah Abraham cosplaying Wonder Whoman and somehow outselling Gal Gadot (which is not difficult to get, everybody can wash that ******* Zionist): it's giving Halloween [2]

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Anyway the winner is clear and it's not me xx

 

good luck

 

Psycho

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57 minutes ago, Psycho said:

Anyway the winner is clear and it's not me xx

 

good luck

 

Psycho

Are u sure about that?

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ok i'll just post my reviews too why not :fan: yeah I also don't expect to win, I have 3rd or 4th secured for sure.

 

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It || Very grating and a bit annoying, plus that switchup is so weird and you can tell her ass was baked while making this. :skull: Still slightly listenable but definitely not replayable.
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito || Seems like it's definitely intentionally comedic, and it does a decent job at that (+ it goes off a little more than it should :keir: )
Jan Terri - Online Dating || asjifi why did I like this.. it's super basic but cute :shutup:
Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up from Rock Bottom || I was thinking about sending a bad reality show star but their fashion was too good :'( Yeah you might be winning this whole thing honestly

 


Miley Cyrus - Dooo It || I'm not even someone that gets grossed out by this kind of stuff but whew it's definitely not fun to watch, especially when it's so damn repetitive.
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito || Seems like it's definitely intentionally comedic, and it does a decent job at that [2] Even if I were to take it seriously... meh, there's way uglier YouTube skit songs MVs out there.
Jan Terri - Ave María || This one is supposed to be comedic too.... right? :oh: You know what, since it's harder to tell & it's extra goofy, I guess it's "worse" than Alcdvngepf.
Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN' || Very cheap and boring, wouldn't say it's trash/shite level. Song is 100% worse than the visuals, that's for sure...

 


Miley Cyrus || Very rough! Her head (and what's on top of it) is the worst part by far nnn.
Ramses Halem || Okay, Party City ad!
Jan Terri || Ma'am/sir/they this picture is potato quality how am I supposed to judge this!!! Doesn't look great I guess.
Farrah Abraham || Hate the makeup but the rest is a decent costume? There has to be worse than this..

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I really ****** up on one category :skull: could’ve made a much better choice there and probably gotten top two

 

Will post critiques in a bit

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Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: Cute bop, admittedly one of the weaker songs on Dead Petz but that's her best album soo

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: Sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom, also just boring and repetitive

Jan Terri - Online Dating: Hmm I see some likable qualities about it, I really don't enjoy this at all though, found her vocals quite annoying and the lyrics cringe

Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom: Feel like people either love or hate this album, it's decent to me. From my memory isn't this one of the more accessible songs on it? It's okay

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: Iconic but yeah, kinda nasty. Wish it wasn't always zoomed in on her

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: Definitely meant to be comedic but yeah this is bad offc lol. Terrible editing and effects, I do think there probably were some aspects there they genuinely did not understand how to make rather than just trying to be funny as well

Jan Terri - Ave María: Lmaoo

Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN': Somewhat cheap but not awful

 

Miley: I feel like the individual parts aren't that bad and then you look at everything at once and... yeah, yikes
Ramses: It's been said but Party City [2] and not a serve

Jan: What I can make out is ugly!
Farrah: Party City but make it a serve

 

 

 

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CHLOE'S CRITIQUES

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SHITE MUSIC

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It 
Sooo the energy of this song was ahead of it's time. Definitely artistic gutter here, a shame streaming this doesn't punch hard like the MV version audio

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito
the unedited self made voice effects sends in the beginning but playing this on my speaker, a bit blazed, made this song come off as acoustic which emphasizes the instrumental is too low! pollo polllo que fracazo 

Jan Terri - Online Dating
the oddity of instrumental, melody & vocals are disjointed all over but the dogs are adorable

Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom 
the beats knocks but these vocals are just sooo ear bleeding enducing, thank you for reminding us about this icon's music

 

 

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SHITE MUSIC VIDEO

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It
Art! the looped slime & liquids pouring on her is still a serve & the bridge breakdown adds to this waste wonderland serve 

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito
We stan the guest appearance by Britney Spears but the homemade green screen effects & other bizarre elements blend terribly


Jan Terri - Ave María
camp everywhere! Ave maria would be proud! Points for the bearded piano guitar player 


Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN'
The pacing of these verses send, her doing the most with the gated door, the random twitter header; I aspire being a mother like you, prioritizing personal time away from your daughter 

 

 

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SHITE LOOK

 

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Miley Cyrus as a cheap *****
Work the aluminum hair! The combo disco pasties and white spotted back shoes to match your bag adds depth to your hippy trippy chique vibe

Ramses Hatem and that pollo frito girl at a Pre kindergarten Halloween Party
The red outfit from this MV is sh!ttier but this dollar store look may suffice; too on the nose for party city but Ramses fine though
 
Jan Terri making her signature space look and then being copied by Gaga
A visionary, her hair is stun but the monochrome sweat sauna suit & whatever she's wearing in her hair with the black shades is just....beam me up scotty!

Farrah Abraham co-splaying Wonder Whoman and somehow outselling Gal Gadot (which is not difficult to get, everybody can wash that ******* Zionist)
Ma'am up close this is just atrocious all throughout; The mermaid sea green hair with the over-baked face contrasting her strange dark tan, the random black lines drawn on her face & cleavage; I wanna take what you were on in this Red Carpet

 
Cute tin foil moments & these overall entries will be judged down to the nitty-gritty

Good luck everyone :party:
 

 

 

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It's Britney, shıt!

 

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After a vacation ????to copa cabana???? and a wedding ? ?‍♂️ ?‍♂ ? I have returned x ?? here to make my comeback ?? as a judge of atrl razzle ?

thank you to my dearmfriend Julia Fox ?‍⬛??? who invited me to be here with you all x ??? I'm so very excited ??? to see what you all submitted ???

yeah! 

????

 

Shite songs:

mikey Cyprus- dooooo it!

wow ? I was so moved by this ??? it was almost like a musical orgasm to me ? ???? it was so free ☯️ my dear friend Miles cyrus ??? I lov£d it sweetie x ❤  very good 

 

Las chicas:

Wow ? this beat ?‍♂️? if makes me want to SPIN ?????‍♀️ IM very moved by this sing ? y Los lyrics really touched me ?? did my friend will.i.am produce this?  ? want 

 

online date: 

I have never online date before ? I met my husband Sam in person x ??  I love him so much ? even though I haven't online date before your song made me think about him ☺?  I was very moved actually ? when the guitar break happened I cried ? it was powerful ?

 

farrah:

I know a thing or two about teen mom's x well you can ask mymsister ?? more about that can't you ? ??? I thought the song was nice ?? but I don't like you ? or my sister ? sořry ! ?

 

Shite videos:

 

mShi2y:

hi Miley ☺ I love to see your video ?? wow tongue ? I loved it because I love showing my body too x ? I'm sad we didn't get to make a video for our song together ? ? ? ?? but we all know why that is 1???‍?? but 

 

Chicas:

I loved that your video was a video!?? I really watched it! ??? the storyline was so deep I was very on edge ? and enthralled while watching x 2?? goo

 

Ave Maria:

Oh ? angle I have heard on high ?? heaven is a place on earth ?  yes this video show how ! ?? the fighting made me sad ? but I know the Lord will, 

 

Jamie lynn:

???? at subway?.. yes I relate to this a, lot ? wow this video was very revealing how much people will strive to be celebrity ?? and i have seme it myself from my family ?? it is not a good thing like global warming 

 

Shite looks:

MiLey:

miley ? yes I would wear this x ? in my garden ??? I like 

 

Pollo:

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???When's Halloween ????????

 

teeri:

Look at you ??? wow space suit ?? I love to be an astronaut x ? actually,l heard I will be one day ? not alone not alone not alone 

 

Wonder woman:

Vmas? ??? LOL,! ?? I've been there too ?️ very cool ???️ I didn't see you there x ⁉️ but maybe I will go again ??? with selma ? gomez ? my fries ? I meant friend ????

 

 

 

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britney spilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 hours ago, Remmy said:

britney spilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you ?? ?️‍?sweetie ???‍♀️?

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Doing rushed crits x

 

Songs:

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It

Yeah I never cared for this overall, I do like parts of it quite a bit though so idk

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito

I love me some pollo frito but this song is not it

Jan Terri - Online Dating

I mean, I wouldn’t listen to it again, but this isn’t bad at all tbh, the beat is cheap but cute

Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom 

The beat isn’t that bad, those vocals though I-

 

Music Video:

 

Miley Cyrus - Dooo It

Ok yes I hate this, I’ve always found it so gross

Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito

Kind of a kii, but overall terrible yes

Jan Terri - Ave María

Campy hot mess kinda terrible

Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN

I’m screaming at some of these scenes wahgh

 

Miley Cyrus as a cheap ***** – 
This whole outfit was a choice

Ramses Hatem and that pollo frito girl at a Pre kindergarten Halloween Party – 

We love Halloween

Jan Terri making her signature space look and then being copied by Gaga – 

I screamed at how LQ this, looks messy yeah

Farrah Abraham cosplaying Wonder Whoman and somehow outselling Gal Gadot (which is not difficult to get, everybody can wash that ******* Zionist) –

It’s giving halloween, but she kinda served tbh

 

 

 

 

 

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3am EDT :eddie:

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Anytime after 5

 

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YOUR HOEST AND MUSE AKA JULIA FOX CRITIQUES FOR ATRL RAZZIE FINALE 

 

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Shite song 
Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: I'm a Dead Petz stan so you know I stan this song to death and seeing this as a submission it’s criminal let alone on a finale of a SHITE show… I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU… WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH THISSS??? GIRL YOU ARE A TOTAL FLOP AND YOU DEFINITELY HAVE A TRAGIC TASTE BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORK ON YOUR FAVOR AND THAT'S JUST SAD 
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: This is like the Latino anthem at this point… just a trash song that represents hetero girls and gay boys… i really need a polla rn after listening to this song… the mixing is terrible and the lyrics is tragic but relatable and iconic and the vocals are just there -could be worse-… anyway good choice… gave me a lot of nostalgia so maybe it favor you on my ranks x 
Jan Terri - Online Dating: I love Jan Terri tbh her lyrics are bad yeah… but she has cool vocals and a rock star attitude that a lot of the so called girls today that call themselves rock girls WISH they had… I really like this but yeah… I prefer the rock Jan not this poppy Spotify fodder one that sings cheap ass song taken from YouTube free royalty beat Spotify fodder she has been doing lately but well if Madonna has regressing I can see why queen Jan has doing the same…
Farrah Abraham - Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom: she invented hyper pop I fear… I like this tbh I mean it’s bad but it’s iconic and so avant garde and experimental… i see her being inspired by Crystal Castles tho wow… her vocals are bad but well in the context of the song it gives a very interesting take that made this song A MASTERPIECE! x bad job girl x 

 

 

Shite Music Video
Miley Cyrus - Dooo It: gross MV but so dirty and I like being dirty… anyway it’s a cheap and low budget MV and it became annoying and repetitive at one point tbh but it’s not that bad 
Ramses Hatem - A las chicas de verdad nos gusta el pollo frito: love the green screen and the choreo she’s doing… so messy! Also acting is terrible… good work honey x would have loved to had a cameo on this eating pollo frito or a polla idk x 
Jan Terri - Ave María: the way she has budget and somehow always make messy visuals! This is funny and hilarious and ICONIC! This is clearly a very incredible choice for a final… it’s a little bit too long tho and it’s so bad that it start to became tiring besides being a very funny MV from queen Jan Terri who invented religion… she’s the Virgin Mary of today and when she dies the world will never heal and will end because we deserve it for not appreciate her 
Farrah Abraham - BLOWIN': a very basic MV… the scenes from her in the club and then with her daughter are a mess… what the **** was she thinking about the concept of this MV? girl… this is bad and not entertaining… it’s funny tho? Good work honey! 


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Shite look:
Miley Cyrus as a cheap *****: she invented the Euphoria aesthetic and now we are making fun of her but praising Zendaya? Well yeah it’s reasonable because she looks a mess… horrible outfit, execution… she can’t even make the tragic outfit or her look interesting… good work honey x
Ramses Hatem and that pollo frito girl at a Pre kindergarten Halloween Party: it’s giving mom and dad dressing for the Halloween party of their son and trying to look cool to his friends but embarrassing him… just tragic 
Jan Terri making her signature space look and then being copied by Gaga: well besides being lq you can tell she had production, direction and ambition with this outfit… something that we can’t say about the previous outfits and she also looks way better than them so… not to trashy for a finale x 
Farrah Abraham cosplaying Wonder Whoman and somehow outselling Gal Gadot (which is not difficult to get, everybody can wash that ******* Zionist): the way she looks so good ugh body… her smile is very beautiful… but the way she went to VMA's like that is TRAGIC and make her looks worse but if you erase the VMA poster I would have said she SERVED AND PROBABLY STEALED YOUR MAN WITH THAT SEXY ASS FIRE OUTFIT…


 

 

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29 minutes ago, Julia Fox said:

I'm a Dead Petz stan

My art sister x 

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FINALE RIHSULTS TODAY AT 9:30 PM EST!!! SET UR ALARMS TO BE THERE AND NOT FORGET BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE WORMS ON UR BRAINS X

 

23 minutes ago, fountain said:

My art sister x 

I'm still sad that you didn’t came to see my R.I.P. Julia Fox art exhibition but well… hope to see you on my next one x

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