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On 4/9/2025 at 12:57 PM, The Closer said:

I don't get it. These women do the absolute least every season and continue to get ratings highs and people talking.

Luxury p--n

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I'm neutral towards Dorit, but when she provokes Sutton, who is clearly on medication, with "Here she comes" at the end of Part 2, she lost me. EVIL.

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54 minutes ago, CozySkin said:

I'm neutral towards Dorit, but when she provokes Sutton, who is clearly on medication, with "Here she comes" at the end of Part 2, she lost me. EVIL.

She really thought she was gonna create a memeable moment like name "em, name "em but it fell flat :skull:

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3 minutes ago, *Tim said:

She really thought she was gonna create a memeable moment like name "em, name "em but it fell flat :skull:

Yes. Name em was funny because it was hilarious but this was just evil and I felt sorry for Sutton although she is not innocent.

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Sutton stans trying to flip the script.

 

Dorit devoured ya girl.

 

Name em isn't even that iconic.

 

Sutton was quiet because she KNEW she took the bait early on and got played.

 

DO YOU ALL NOT SEE THE PLAY:

 

The reason Sutton and Garcelle made a point to call Kyle out for being manipulative is because KYLE led the pack to put Dorit on an island for this season.


This was supposed to be Dorit's swan song season where she got pushed out of the way. Sutton and Garcelle like dummies took Kyle's marching orders.

 

Kyle vs Dorit was the big thing and Sutton would make shady remarks but Garcelle went out of her way to make confessionals about her (to be fair, Sutton at least diversified her confessionals unlike Garcelle) and then it heated up even more between K and D as Sutton and Garcelle gleefully watch from the sidelines. Erika tried to mediate and then Sutton started saying slick stuff as she felt she had the upperhand. 

 

Boz came in and changed the game.


Boz was supposed to meet Dorit and dislike her and do what season 1 cast members do to the easy read/target. 

 

When Boz came in and befriended Dorit who also had Erika in the mix it shifted things.

 

Garcelle and Boz did not hit it off and Boz called out Sutton's condescending ways. Boz expected more from Kyle but knew that because she wasn't at odds with Dorit that this made kyle distant.

 

Garcelle seeing things slowly get better with Kyle and Dorit then decides to rehash the robbery as Sutton says nothing (a set up on Garcelle me thinks). NOTHING comes of it. It's not bought back to the group and is not a part of a storyline but for SOME REASON production wanted to show Garcelle unnecessarily shading Dorit without any current issues.

 

Garcelle doesn't like Kyle and Dorit getting back right so she goes after Kyle and her lesbianism in retaliation. Sutton didn't like it either but she just played Karen stop picking on me despite shading Dorit mercilessly. 

 

By the season finale, Sutton ADMITTED that she played things wrong with Dorit. Meaning, look we were supposed to get her kicked off but Boz saved Dorit shifted the game and I lost leverage and Dorit is still here so now I have to eat crow pie.

 

In this midst of this Kyle keeps her relationships with everyone and gets closer with Boz. Garcelle sees Sutton is more of an ally than a friend and Dorit/Erika/Boz/Kyle get stronger as the new FoxForceFour.

 

Kyle played Garcelle and Sutton and Garcelle surprisingly came into the reunion thinking that Dorit/Erika/Kyle were JUSt going to go after Sutton when Garcelle talked poorly about Dorit and Kyle...not sure about Erika.

 

Sutton saw what they did to garcelle and instead of passing out just became meek and weak. Dorit took her to task and let her know she will go further in future seasons.

 

I CAN"T WAIT:ihype:

 

Dorito served SPICE at the reunion. We will call her Spicy Dorito going forward.

Don't come for Dorito. She's not the one or the two :celestial3:

 

 

 

 

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Puh, it's Not that deep :sabrina:

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I don't read that person's posts, I'm sorry… the actual rantings of a lunatic

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Sutton's voice: I get...passionate.:sabrina:

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Anyways, rn we have:

 

RHOM: about to air, will hopefully save us

RHOSLC: filming rn (and still peak)

RHOC: currently filming

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RHOA: airing (Kenya fired, flopping)

RHOBH: finishing airing (and flopping)

 

RHOP: soft paused? (Karen in jail)

RHONY: soft paused? (reboot flopped)

RHONJ: soft paused (being rebooted?)
 

Vanderpump Rules: Rebooted, not filmed

RHUGT: soft cancelled/in litigation (UGT5)

RhoDubai: Cancelled

RhoDallas: Cancelled

RhoDC: Cancelled

 

are we reaching a new dark age with Bravo, with only 3 cities showing any promise currently? :monkey:

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Kenya crashing out at her own event :deadbanana4:

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Kenya moving the pics around like show n tell :deadbanana2:

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I just want someone to stand up to Erika cause what she's actually saying makes no sense. She's just perfected her delivery with a blunt statement and it shocks people into not having anything to say in the moment. It's truely frustrating. But I need to see her lawsuits blow up in her face next season so she's gotta stay 

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11 hours ago, CozySkin said:

I'm neutral towards Dorit, but when she provokes Sutton, who is clearly on medication, with "Here she comes" at the end of Part 2, she lost me. EVIL.

Same. This part made me uncomfortable. As much as I dislike Sutton, it was gross. 

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For some reason people are intimidated by Erika even though she's all bark

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Give this queen a contract for next season!

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Rhobh is too frustrating to watch now. Sutton and garcelle aren't sticking up for themselves, there's 0 chemistry in the group anymore. They need a serious shakeup.

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7 hours ago, Rush said:

Give this queen a contract for next season!

Not Kyle getting accused of ******* her dog :ahh: Maybe it wasn't a rumour about Harry Hamlin after all :ahh:

 

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5 hours ago, JoeRobert said:

Rhobh is too frustrating to watch now. Sutton and garcelle aren't sticking up for themselves, there's 0 chemistry in the group anymore. They need a serious shakeup.

I think they feel bamboozled.

 

While Kyle rightfully put the Bobby Fischer claims on LVP it is Kyle who is second rate version herself.

 

Kyle is in charge of the girls.

 

She and Dorit were at odds. Dorit knew she had to save herself by showing the text so that she had a storyline. Kyle thought it was going to play out in her favor since Dorit is unlikeable.

 

Kyle summoned Garcelle and salivating, slobbering Sutton who can't wait for Kyle to give her a treat to go after Dorit so that Dorit was on an island.

 

Boz CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEEEEECKING BALL because they assumed she'd be closer to Garcelle and would find Dorit annoying.

 

Boz befriend Dorit. Garcelle shaded Dorit as a confessional gangsta and brought up the robbery thing from two seasons ago. Sutton played ball IN SCENE and had it out with Dorit multiple times.

 

This was supposed to send Dorit off. Sutton admitted in her last confession for the season that she moved wrong with Dorit (meaning the plan to ice her out didn't work and now she has to eat crow pie). 

 

Anyone suspicious about the fact that they could have left the PK robbery thing on the cutting room floor as 1) it was old tea 2) it was a conversation with Sutton only 3) It never got back to the group to serve as a story arc.

 

Production WANTED to set garcelle up which is why they aired her shady confessionals until they aired the scene of her intimating PK did the robbery set up and then from there they suspiciously stopped airing confessions of Garcelle going after Dorit.

 

Dorit picked up on this and the reason she's so extra with Sutton is because she gleefully took Kyle's deal like an idiot just to ice her out. 

Sutton HAS NO DEFENSE which is why she is looking withered and just taking it. 

 

Garcelle and Sutton did agree to expose Kyle as a mastermind of off camera plays since the both of them were going to take a beating.

 

Dorit is just annoying with her approach. Erika would deliver it so slyly and sassy. Boz would laugh. Dorit is delivering her shade like a Karen who is rightfully asking to speak to the manager (and say this with love- she's really upset about the plot to take her out).

 

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I kind of think RHOBH needs a reboot but since it's the ratings darling of the franchise I doubt Bravo will take the plunge. I imagine some of these women wouldn't leave without a fight too. I truly believe Kyle thinks it's her show, so she wouldn't go easily. The two times Dorit was rumoured to be hot water of being fired, she pulled up to filming with big storylines (neither of which really stuck though) so she's clearly keen to keep her job. And unfortunately, Erika comes with the territory of these two sticking around. I'm happy for Boz to stick around for another season since I do like her. I think Sutton will probably go after this season, which is fine. I prefer her to the Fox Three, but I feel like she'll be out. Especially not being able to go into a season with Garcelle. These four could work if they have two new girls brought in who are willing to put up a fight against them, but otherwise these women are generally unenjoyable to watch now. :skull: 

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Miami in June Confirmed. 
I heard they're filming a new franchise in Rhode Island. and I'm actually excited for the new season of The Valley. I hated the post covid era of VPR and the valley seems like a natural progression.

 

also i think they're hoping the next gen show is going to be good enough for NYC content until they can figure out RHONY. I won't be watching. There's nothing I can see on this show that will be more enertaining than watching a TikTok. 

 

Uba moved to Connecticut with her man and dog. Brynn is unwatchable. Jenna should be a friend of cause she doesn't want to share anything. A new cast with just Racquel, Erin, Jessel and Sai would actually be enjoyable tbh 

 

 

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9 hours ago, JoeRobert said:

Rhobh is too frustrating to watch now. Sutton and garcelle aren't sticking up for themselves, there's 0 chemistry in the group anymore. They need a serious shakeup.

Yeah, none of these women would entertain Sutton a day in their lives. They need to get rid of her now that Garcelle is gone.

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5 hours ago, Jack! said:

I kind of think RHOBH needs a reboot but since it's the ratings darling of the franchise I doubt Bravo will take the plunge. I imagine some of these women wouldn't leave without a fight too. I truly believe Kyle thinks it's her show, so she wouldn't go easily. The two times Dorit was rumoured to be hot water of being fired, she pulled up to filming with big storylines (neither of which really stuck though) so she's clearly keen to keep her job. And unfortunately, Erika comes with the territory of these two sticking around. I'm happy for Boz to stick around for another season since I do like her. I think Sutton will probably go after this season, which is fine. I prefer her to the Fox Three, but I feel like she'll be out. Especially not being able to go into a season with Garcelle. These four could work if they have two new girls brought in who are willing to put up a fight against them, but otherwise these women are generally unenjoyable to watch now. :skull: 

A reboot would be fine with 2 new housewives and 1-2 new FOHs.

 

Kyle - going nowhere. She has stuff going on but it's mainly contingent on her being a housewife. This is the only place where she's a queen. Never going away.

 

Erika - she knows how to play ball. She'll have two or three more seasons before she finds a consistent sugar daddy.

 

Dorit - she knows how to keep her status when she's falling. She and Kyle will have an actual divorce storyline and she will have hers first and then Kyle will follow. After next season's divorce, unless she gets a new man and breathes life into her storyline she'll have one or two more seasons.

 

Sutton - played her game wrong. She will bow out in a season or two.

 

 Boz - she doesn't stay long so I say she'll do about three or four seasons and leave.

 

No Rinna. No Brandi.

 

New Housewife - friend of Boz

 

New housewife - friend of Dorit or Erika

 

FOH - No Camille. Yes Tilly + Boz and Erika bringing in a friend.

 

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Fake divorce, fake break-in, fake accent, imploding fake friendship with Kyle... all these things Poorit manufactured for herself and she still isn't remotely interesting. Even Andy doesn't buy a single thing that comes out of her mouth. :toofunny2:

 

Bravo loves Sutton (for now) so she's not going anywhere unless she decides to leave for whatever reason. Poorit WISHES she had that same luxury :fan:

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Kelli is such a breath of fresh air I just adore her

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Angela is everything

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