tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[slw84]

Us Dorito crunchers were in the trenches and the front line for this moment.

 

I don't care that we only have 1 episode into the new season. I'm calling it right the bleep now.

 

Garcelle Sutton Kyle -----Andy ------DIAMETRICAL Dorit Boz Erika or maybe Erika gets bumped up 2nd for seniority.

 

Dorit Domination is imminent.

 

 

[Bewitched]

 

[JustHoran]

On 11/21/2024 at 7:57 PM, Breathe On Moi said:

like 

 

im usually one to see why a housewife is so hated, but Heather really has been part(if not center) of ALL the good juicy ass messes on SLC. she's the perfect vehicle.

 

last night's episode was truly back to form classic real housewives. Meredith malfunctioning and snatching the phone like that had me rolling

 

also Brittany is truly just too pathetic and sad to be on this show, idk how she got casted. 

 

 

Heather needs to go. She brings nothing. We have Lisa and she does just fine bringing all the mess and drama. Mary is also amazing. I didn't even realize Heather was missing last week  

[Mornings]

Heather needs to slow down a little cause those big new chompers clacking together at 75mph spewing spittle when anyone even remotely disagrees with her is a little frightening.

[dman4life]

That final scene in RHOC was so weird and random. Like did Tamra and Heather realize the viewers were NOT on their side and tried to clean it up?

[Lexiel]

11 minutes ago, dman4life said:

That final scene in RHOC was so weird and random. Like did Tamra and Heather realize the viewers were NOT on their side and tried to clean it up?

It was basically a last ditch effort for production to save their rotten peaches.

[Sanctuary]

Watching BH season 5 for the first time, I had no idea this iconic gif was Brandi  she's too much this season, like no wonder her ass got fired

 

[geddymonster]

RHOC delivered this season. Just fire Alexis and get the cameras rolling again!

[Rotunda]

This is giving Mia takedown season . I think it's her last rodeo.

 

 

[mokitsu]

4 hours ago, Rotunda said:

This is giving Mia takedown season . I think it's her last rodeo.

 

 

What was that last scene

[WEEKND]

On 11/20/2024 at 12:54 PM, Katamari said:

Queen Boz

 

love a woman with a wiki page  

Right 

 

she don't even have to do to much 

 

her resume is loud and proud. 
 

this is gonna be a great season 

[CityPop]

8 hours ago, Rotunda said:

This is giving Mia takedown season . I think it's her last rodeo.

 

 

Not literal dog s*** everywhere and them zooming in on it.

[Rush]

When Monica and Bronwyn team up and take down Heather Gay

[UnderratedVocalist]

The way Bronwyn ate up Heather with ease and without getting out of character and resorting to petty insults

I told y'all from Episode 1 that Bronwyn is top tier Housewife material.

[stjosephprey4us]

I don't actually even like Bronwyn (or Whitney) they both still irk me. Hell, I don't even stan Angie. However, de facto, when compared to the Terrible Trio (Lisa, Heather, Meredith) I have to take their side  the only ones I actually love are Mary (and Britani, I don't care how vapid she is, she makes me giggle)

[stjosephprey4us]

So I guess Meili or whatever her name is, the new friend of who basically disappeared, has been edited out of the show bc her past MAGA and homophobic posts came to light 

[TryMe]

1 hour ago, stjosephprey4us said:

So I guess Meili or whatever her name is, the new friend of who basically disappeared, has been edited out of the show bc her past MAGA and homophobic posts came to light 

another one? She seemed so sweet, wow

 

It's not like she was saying much though 

[geddymonster]

Jen Shah coming back after a prison stint to further traumatize the girls would be iconic.

[Katamari]

Why did Tamra print out text messages

[Katamari]

On 11/23/2024 at 9:11 AM, dman4life said:

That final scene in RHOC was so weird and random. Like did Tamra and Heather realize the viewers were NOT on their side and tried to clean it up?

Yeah it was weird and lowkey probably didn't happen but Shannon forgave them so I guess the strategy worked

[geddymonster]

3 hours ago, Katamari said:

Yeah it was weird and lowkey probably didn't happen but Shannon forgave them so I guess the strategy worked

Shannon recorded that podcast after the reunion where she said she still wasn't on great terms with Tamra.

[madonnas]

On 11/23/2024 at 10:31 AM, geddymonster said:

RHOC delivered this season. Just fire Alexis and get the cameras rolling again!

I know it won’t happen but I really wish we got to see solo Alexis scenes.  I just love the court jester / village idiot vibes she brings to the show LOL. But that reunion performance sealed her fate.  Then again, it wouldn’t be the Alexis we all know and love if she didn’t play things terribly.  Not everyone can be a mastermind like Tamra. 
 

 

[geddymonster]

1 minute ago, madonnas said:

I know it won't happen but I really wish we got to see solo Alexis scenes.  I just love the court jester / village idiot vibes she brings to the show LOL. But that reunion performance sealed her fate.  Then again, it wouldn't be the Alexis we all know and love if she didn't play things terribly.  Not everyone can be a mastermind like Tamra. 
 

 

Alexis made her entire identity on the show Johnny J. She had plenty of opportunities to talk about other things and always brought it back to him and Shannon and the lawsuit. She can be fun to watch, but she completely fumbled the ball this season.

[madonnas]

Just now, geddymonster said:

Alexis made her entire identity on the show Johnny J. She had plenty of opportunities to talk about other things and always brought it back to him and Shannon and the lawsuit. She can be fun to watch, but she completely fumbled the ball this season.

Yeah I mean she did talk about other things and it was edited out for sure, but that’s what you get when signing a friend of contract, you can be used for a single storyline and all the other stuff can be thrown out. She’s dumb as rocks so yeah.  I still want to see more of her like I can never get enough. 

[every1blinks]

I fear the worst… I keep thinking about Britani's "WHAT ABOUT ME?" meltdown and I'm lowkey starting to stan. She's becoming camp 4r4r