tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[BlackJesus]

I would be fine with Heather F*g being fired after this season.

[Filthy Pop]

Sutton and Garcelle were giving mean girls this episode while bringing absolutely nothing to the table. Dorit is FASHUN

 

[*Tim]

Not mean girl behaviour for throwing a few light shades towards Dorit They're on housewives, this is in their job description

[every1blinks]

I forgot how good we had it last week when Heathen Gay was completely absent…

[crf13]

Who tf lies about their birthday??? Heather, what is going on??? 
 

Lisa and Mary's little spat about the Versace jumpsuit gave me such a boost of classics HWs energy! This show wouldn't be what it is without the two of them. 

[every1blinks]

Angie at Mary's brunch was a beauty peak and we should say it

 

Meredith and Mary beefing over a heat-of-the-moment miscommunication gave me serotonin and I don't know why

 

Britani standing up and yelling "WHAT ABOUT ME?!" was objectively iconic — maybe we need to see this delusion full-time for season 6, idk

[stjosephprey4us]

I totally forgot about heather lying about her bday. It's kind of giving dark energy, like she might have a fraud scheme surrounding Ugly Lab & Laser that's she trying to cover up. Mark my words, a few years from now we could find out Heather Gay is hiding something in the vein of Jen Shah  

[Bethenny Frankel]

Heather needs a season off or something because she has been insufferable for seasons but some of y'all are just now seeing it. Dorit kinda serving bad ***** in the premiere, I see this will be her season to shine.

 

[slw84]

8 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

The real joke is still on dorit bc her house is currently in pre-forclosure while Borcelle is buying a second property and Sutton is still cashing those monthly alimony payments 

You mean the house PK stopped paying on...that's gonna mess up his credit not hers.

 

She'll rebound.

[slw84]

Heather's going nowhere and ya'll can't take it

[Katamari]

Kind of screaming at the second Jen shah gets INCARCERATED Mary comes back in full  

[Breathe On Moi]

1 minute ago, slw84 said:

Heather's going nowhere and ya'll can't take it

like 

 

im usually one to see why a housewife is so hated, but Heather really has been part(if not center) of ALL the good juicy ass messes on SLC. she's the perfect vehicle.

 

last night's episode was truly back to form classic real housewives. Meredith malfunctioning and snatching the phone like that had me rolling

 

also Brittany is truly just too pathetic and sad to be on this show, idk how she got casted. 

 

 

[Katamari]

3 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

I totally forgot about heather lying about her bday. It's kind of giving dark energy, like she might have a fraud scheme surrounding Ugly Lab & Laser that's she trying to cover up. Mark my words, a few years from now we could find out Heather Gay is hiding something in the vein of Jen Shah  

They were close friends for a reason 

 

Jen probably knows somethings which is why Heather defended her for the black eye gate

Edited 5 hours ago by Katamari

[slw84]

6 minutes ago, Breathe On Moi said:

like 

 

im usually one to see why a housewife is so hated, but Heather really has been part(if not center) of ALL the good juicy ass messes on SLC. she's the perfect vehicle.

 

last night's episode was truly back to form classic real housewives. Meredith malfunctioning and snatching the phone like that had me rolling

 

also Brittany is truly just too pathetic and sad to be on this show, idk how she got casted. 

 

 

Heather's only bad season was season 3 where she WAS insufferable but this season she's doing what she does. There are way worse cast members.

Yes, Britani is a disaster and sometimes they interview well and then turn out to be a disaster.

The girls are STILL pressed that she owned last season with an iconic catchphrase.

 

[Stardom]

19 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

It's really obnoxious bc everyone seems to be forgetting that Dorito brought nothing these past few seasons but are now praising her "c*nty behavior", while Sutton was getting picked apart one by one and single-handedly carrying the last 3 seasons. Dorit was literally a one and done with her antics against Erika and Rinna in season 7. Maybe she served a little bit in 8 as well, from calling Teddi psycho and Camille a stupid c*nt (but even then, no one cares about Teddi and Camille wasn't even a housewife at that point). It's crazy to me how when Dorit comes for Kyle she is "doing God's work," but when Sutton pioneered it, ppl found every reason to hate on her 
 

When it comes to Garcelle, stan twitter has (not so affectionately) nicknamed her "Borcelle" for not having any real storyline, when really "Boreka Girardi" is the one who deserves to get dragged with that title.

Drag Dimwitted Dastardly Dildo-shaped Deplorable Disgrace Dorito and her fan! They think we forgot about her fabricating a break-in for a storyline because she had literally nothing else going on. A fitting stunt from the queen of embezzlement and fraud 

[stjosephprey4us]

1 hour ago, Katamari said:

They were close friends for a reason 

 

Jen probably knows somethings which is why Heather defended her for the black eye gate

That black eye thing didn't happen  a bruise takes days to show, it's not overnight like that. Either heather wanted a fake storyline, or maybe she was drunk and bumped herself and production told her to play it up. Who knows, but she is clearly a blatant liar 

[Rotunda]

Heather is having a bad season, but she's necessary for the show. 
 

Heather always follows up a good season with acting like an insane loser. It's her thing. 

[Breathe On Moi]

uh oh the heather police up in here downvoting 

[Katamari]

31 minutes ago, stjosephprey4us said:

That black eye thing didn't happen  a bruise takes days to show, it's not overnight like that. Either heather wanted a fake storyline, or maybe she was drunk and bumped herself and production told her to play it up. Who knows, but she is clearly a blatant liar 

That sounds like a scheme that heather set up to come toyouwiththebullshit  🪑

[Bewitched]