tv show The Real Housewives: The Megathread

[Lexiel]

Oh mother Dorit, Diammetrical Duchess, Bucca di Beppo Restauranteur, Beverly Beach couturier and Vyle Richards ENDER is here!

 

[slw84]

On 11/19/2024 at 9:24 AM, Stardom said:

Diabolical Delusional Deformed Dog-killing Divorcee Dorito GULPING when Bozoma walked in. Boz is everything Dorito desperately wishes she was 

[slw84]

14 hours ago, slik said:

Dorit obliterating Kyle already 

 

4 hours ago, dman4life said:

Haven't visited this thread in ages but had to come check on my good sis @slw84after Dorit carried the Beverly Hills premiere 

Britney and Dorit stans ALWAYS take the day. 

I haven't watched it. I don't even watch TV anymore tbh. I just wait the next day for it to show on Peacock.

 

That said, I just know the DIAMETRICAL, DUCHESS, DIVA, (soon) DIVORCED Dorit ate the girls up in her rented artistic looks.

 

[Katamari]

Queen Boz

 

love a woman with a wiki page  

[dman4life]

29 minutes ago, slw84 said:

 

Britney and Dorit stans ALWAYS take the day. 

I haven't watched it. I don't even watch TV anymore tbh. I just wait the next day for it to show on Peacock.

 

That said, I just know the DIAMETRICAL, DUCHESS, DIVA, (soon) DIVORCED Dorit ate the girls up in her rented artistic looks.

 

 

 

Please update us after you watch. I wouldn't even mind an essay 

[stjosephprey4us]

Oh it's bad for Sutton and Garcelle, social media is turning on them…  

[Million]

Dorit smoking in the car on her way to Kathy's house while all the woman talk about her separation was CAMP. 

[Bewitched]

Screaming 

 

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[mokitsu]

Dorit won.

 

[Terrielle]

On 11/19/2024 at 2:45 AM, Bewitched said:

Stacey needs to dump him immediately 

 

 

why is Barbie dealing with this fegget???

[Lille]

1 hour ago, Bewitched said:

Screaming 

 

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Whitney found sh****g and vomiting in an Alibaba factory.

[stjosephprey4us]

Oh she got that lush collab? I am actually seated  Whitney found strangled in the lake behind Jen's house

[Rush]

Ooh Heather don't make that face…

[dman4life]

7 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

Oh it's bad for Sutton and Garcelle, social media is turning on them…  

Wait but why?? I enjoyed them especially seeing how Garcelle's career is flourishing. I guess I missed something in the episode 

[Rush]

Heather saying she's gonna teach Bronwyn 

 

 

[Rush]

Angie and her dad making me cry 

[Katamari]

18 minutes ago, Rush said:

Heather saying she's gonna teach Bronwyn 

 

 

shes so weird I can't wait until whitney drops the monica bomb

[Katamari]

this lady is trying so hard to get a snowflake

[slw84]

9 hours ago, dman4life said:

Please update us after you watch. I wouldn't even mind an essay 

I finished a couple hours ago but the site has been hard to get into.

 

baaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Dorit devoured.

she set the tone of the season.

She and Erika have a good bond.

shes kiikii ing with Boz.

 

Garcelle is still doing the rinse and repeat take a jab at the easiest target who is not her ally Sutton.

 

Dorit ate Kyle up…and not in the way she prefers.

 

Also, I see how Kyle used the term aggressive towards Dorit. Inch resting.

 

winners who took the day: Diametrical Duchess Diva Divorcee Devoured the girls Dorit,

Boz, Jennifer Tilly and Erika. Maurice wins because he finally left that house. Be free and date and screw all the ladies. You no longer are in a business relationship now that the kids are older.

 

and by default Allison Dubois fkn WON

 

losers of the premiere who cheapened the day: Garcelle and Sutton getting ate up on social media.

Kathy and her weave.
Kyle doesn't want to admit she got used and is going through a mid life crisis serving 20th century old dude buying a red sports car and becoming a sugar daddy teas.

pk and his four chins trying to throw my precious Dorit under the bus on some slick I got sober and realized I screwed up mess.

Pk you like like your breath stanks…don't do too much.

 

 

Edited November 21, 2024 by slw84

[stjosephprey4us]

3 hours ago, dman4life said:

Wait but why?? I enjoyed them especially seeing how Garcelle's career is flourishing. I guess I missed something in the episode 

It's really obnoxious bc everyone seems to be forgetting that Dorito brought nothing these past few seasons but are now praising her "c*nty behavior", while Sutton was getting picked apart one by one and single-handedly carrying the last 3 seasons. Dorit was literally a one and done with her antics against Erika and Rinna in season 7. Maybe she served a little bit in 8 as well, from calling Teddi psycho and Camille a stupid c*nt (but even then, no one cares about Teddi and Camille wasn't even a housewife at that point). It's crazy to me how when Dorit comes for Kyle she is "doing God's work," but when Sutton pioneered it, ppl found every reason to hate on her 
 

When it comes to Garcelle, stan twitter has (not so affectionately) nicknamed her "Borcelle" for not having any real storyline, when really "Boreka Girardi" is the one who deserves to get dragged with that title.

[slw84]

3 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

It's really obnoxious bc everyone seems to be forgetting that Dorito brought nothing these past few seasons but are now praising her "c*nty behavior", while Sutton was getting picked apart one by one and single-handedly carrying the last 3 seasons. Dorit was literally a one and done with her antics against Erika and Rinna in season 7. Maybe she served a little bit in 8 as well, from calling Teddi psycho and Camille a stupid c*nt (but even then, no one cares about Teddi and Camille wasn't even a housewife at that point). It's crazy to me how when Dorit comes for Kyle she is "doing God's work," but when Sutton pioneered it, ppl found every reason to hate on her 
 

When it comes to Garcelle, stan twitter has (not so affectionately) nicknamed her "Borcelle" for not having any real storyline, when really "Boreka Girardi" is the one who deserves to get dragged with that title.

The Dorit ride got you in shambles hun.

Sutton pioneered…just be saying anything Chile.

 

Dorit had puppy gate and the robbery and Erika had the Tom scandal so this season having Erika trying to get her life back on track and stay out of the drama and serve as a true friend between Kyle and Dorit instead of taking sides is fine.

 

Garcelle is not boring but she isn't always interesting either:

 

Garcelle stans deflecting because she's getting backlash from shading Dorit unnecessarily…again.

Edited November 21, 2024 by slw84

[Million]

4 hours ago, stjosephprey4us said:

It's really obnoxious bc everyone seems to be forgetting that Dorito brought nothing these past few seasons but are now praising her "c*nty behavior", while Sutton was getting picked apart one by one and single-handedly carrying the last 3 seasons. Dorit was literally a one and done with her antics against Erika and Rinna in season 7. Maybe she served a little bit in 8 as well, from calling Teddi psycho and Camille a stupid c*nt (but even then, no one cares about Teddi and Camille wasn't even a housewife at that point). It's crazy to me how when Dorit comes for Kyle she is "doing God's work," but when Sutton pioneered it, ppl found every reason to hate on her 
 

When it comes to Garcelle, stan twitter has (not so affectionately) nicknamed her "Borcelle" for not having any real storyline, when really "Boreka Girardi" is the one who deserves to get dragged with that title.

The only negative tweet I saw about Garcelle was how she comes for Dorit, then when Dorit swings back at her, she plays the victim. 

 

But really, what memorable thing has Garcelle done since she joined the show? At least Erika and Dorit have had some epic fights despite not having 'real storylines'.

[Dolce Vita]

welp dorito won me over  the way she walked over to the girls at the party was so camp 

 

as for garcelle…i still love her and there's obviously double standards between her and the other ladies' shady confessionals but shes coming across as kinda unlikable with them. her dynamic with sutton and jennifer is everything and you can tell they're genuine friends, but i need her and dorit to hash it out already

Edited November 21, 2024 by Dolce Vita

[TryMe]

Dorit is everywhere online. People are gassing her up. 

 

Marriage was holding her back!!!! Who knew

 

I'm ready for her to come home. It's time. 

 

It's time for her real accent. Tell these ladies how you really feel. 

[stjosephprey4us]

The real joke is still on dorit bc her house is currently in pre-forclosure while Borcelle is buying a second property and Sutton is still cashing those monthly alimony payments